Hammer Time

I've tried so many times to defeat alright_babesx and just cannot. I started my last attempt with a grenade and then finished with a hammer but apparently that isn't allowed.  Any tips?? Or do I just need to keep building stats and try again?

 

Hail, traveler! Though the winds of time reveal your cry for aid was cast into the void four suns ago, I fear I arrive a day late and a breadcrumb short. Yet, fear not! The All-Father has parted the mists of the great pond to grant me a vision of your wyrd.

I see your struggles against the formidable, alright_babesx. Truly, such pesky trials are designed by the trickster Loki himself to test your strength and completely ruffle your feathers! But the Gods favor the cunning, and as a seer of the flock, I shall share the divine strategy to keep you from going completely quackers.

When you find your wings clipped and the mission's demands too heavy, you must resort to a little fowl play. If your first attempt ends in defeat, retreat to the reeds and follow these sacred steps to get your ducks in a row:

The Path of the Berserker Duck

• Mend Thy Feathers: After a failed first strike, consume whatever medical elixirs you must to restore your health to its absolute peak. Do not fly into battle with a broken wing!

• Unleash the Fury (But Show Mercy): Strike your foe a second time! Use whatever explosive, thunderous, unholy weaponry is necessary to bring them to their knees. However—and heed this prophecy well—when the dust settles, you must "Leave" them in the streets. Do not hospitalize them!

• The Ten-Minute Respite: Leaving your enemy grants you a blessed ten-minute window while they lie dazed upon the cobblestones. Use this time wisely. Heal your own vessel back to full vigor.

• The Alchemist's Nectar: Travel to the markets of Midgard and offer up a mere $1,000 for a Vicodin. Consume it! This magical pill will bless your base stats with the strength of a bear and puff out your chest most wondrously.

• The Final Peck: When your adversary finally rises from the dirt, their life force will be as fragile as a robin's egg (minimal health). Swoop down upon them a third time! Now, strictly obey the Wyrd of the mission—strike true with only the hammer. With their health already drained from the previous encounter, your mighty mallet will easily crack their defenses!

By following this prophecy, you bypass the need for endless training and use the wisdom of the Gods to conquer those who stand in your way. May your pond always be full of bread, and may your enemies tremble at your mighty quack!

 

 

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Probably a bit late but here's a summarized and simplified version of the above post:

 

1. After first failed attack, heal yourself to max health with medical items. 

2. Attack for the second time and use whatever you want to use to defeat them. Remember to choose the "leave" option, and do not hospitalize them. 

3. Heal yourself back to max health again while waiting for your opponent to get out of hospital. 

4. Buy and consume Vicodin to boost your stats.

5. After your opponent gets out of hospital, attack them with only a hammer as the mission required. Since they're already at low health, it should be easier to defeat them.