I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE TO ANYBODY MAKING SUBMISSIONS WHO HASN'T RECEIVED ANY FORMAL TRAINING IN PHOTOSHOP ELEMENTS 2022 FOR MAC OR iMOVIE AND WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT TO OUTPERFORM MY 2004 MACBOOK IN COMPUTING POWER AND PROWESS AND SO IN THE INTEREST OF ABSOLUTE FAIRNESS, WHILE I WILL NOT BE WITHDRAWING FROM THE COMPETITION, I WILL ONLY BE SUBMITTING TWO ENTRIES OF A POSSIBLE THREE. MANY THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
ENTRY ONE, TITLED 'EGGSHIT' BECAUSE I'M NOT VERY CREATIVE AT NAMING THINGS - https://youtu.be/UAlZFttb0rQ
ENTRY TWO, TITLED 'EGGSHIT 2.0' BECAUSE THE SAME REASON - https://youtu.be/KGXX3BaX4I8
BEHIND THE SCENES
ONLY TWO EGGS WERE HARMED IN THIS PRODUCTION. REAL EGGS WERE EVENTUALLY REPLACED WITH A BRAVE, CGI STUNT DOUBLE WHO I CREATED USING A GRADIENT EFFECT THING IN PHOTOSHOP ELEMENTS BECAUSE I'M TOO POOR AND UNSKILLED FOR REAL PHOTOSHOP. I HAVE CHOSEN TO SUBMIT A SECOND ENTRY WHICH IS ACTUALLY MY FIRST ATTEMPT TO CREATE A WORTHY SUBMISSION IN ORDER TO PAY RESPECT TO MY FALLEN UNBORN BROTHERS AND SISTERS. RIP EGG ONE AND EGG TWO. THANK YOU REPECKA FOR YOUR SACRIFICE.
DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY TYPOS AND BEEN ANGRY TO SEE SO MANY TYPOS IN SUCH A SMALL AREA AS THE ANNOTATED IMAGE ABOVE. WHILST I DO NOT WISGH TO BRING ATTENTION TO IT, I ALSO HAVE AN UNDYING NEED TO POINT IT OUT.
PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME ITEMS WITH MESSAGES ATTACHED POINTING THIS OUT BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME INCREDIBLY ANGRY AND UPSET.
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VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
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SORRY IF THIS PHOTO IS DISTRESSING FOLLOWING THE NEWS THAT THE TWO KIND EGGS PHOTOGRAPHED ARE NO LONGER WITH US. IF YOU NEED HELP TO PROCESS YOUR GRIEF, I CAN SET UP A MEET WHERE WE CAN HUG AND CRY TOGETHER NEXT THURSDAY AT 6:53PM AT GOALS BUT ONLY FOR 6 MINUTES. THERE WILL BE AN OPEN BAR HOWEVER. RIP LITTLE ONES. THANKYOU FOR YOUR BRAVERY.
HERE IS A LINK TO THE FULL SONG IF YOU WANT. I DID SPEND 27 MINUTES THINKING OF SOME LYRICS USING MY OWN ACTUAL BRIAN AND ALTHOUGH MY CAT HELPED, I DID ACTUALLY TYPE THEM IN ALSO. I DID ALSO GET SAD BECAUSE IT WAS A FULL SONG AND I DIDN'T READ THE RULES TIL LATER SO I HAD TO CROP MOST OF IT OUT USING AUDACITY BECAUSE I'M OLD SCHOOL AND DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER SOFTWARE.
https://suno.com/s/nH76Tmc1xt4UxkGW
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