DISCLAIMER: Several noobs were harmed during this experiment their bank balances however their accounts remain untouched
Like every rich ass new player, I was staring at the tens of messages I receive each day and realized i have 3 options
1.Ignore them
2.Block them
3.Fuck them noobs
Naturally I chose science, so I conducted a social experiment. I did nothing but wait because broke bois message me every damned day because "just one bil you wont even notice". Sometimes they only ask for NOT a BILLION dollars, NOT an ISLAND, and definitely not a Controling Stake in Torn City but only ONE XANAX, the kind of request that, for some costs less than checking their mailbox.
THE THEORY
The richer someone becomes, the more fucking noobs message you. We can call this the Bil/Trillionaires Effect, symptoms may include
-Being bothered 10 times a day
-Receiving cute messages because noone thinks anyone else would try this
-Sometimes just blocking people instead of fucking with them because youre busy.
THE RESULTS
A couple of these posts, all from chat GPT because they are lazy broke fucks.
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=17&t=16577053&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=27527794
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=17&t=16577038&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=27527651
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=17&t=16572000&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=27455018
RESPONSE BREAKDOWN
87% blocked
23% fucked with
3 retard posts
ZERO MONEY SENT
Here's a screenshot of messages sorta recent in my logs.
I have more but you get the idea.
CONCLUSION
My tight asshole and bank account had tighter security than fortknox with most treating treating my inbox like it contained a money tree
THE BIGGEST QUESTION ?
This experiment wasn't really about torturing broke ass noobs that are giant asshole beggars. Oh, yes it was.
Since i guess there are several people that dont realize theres another post made by a begging noob -
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16578973&b=0&a=0
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