Yer Da slagging thread

Yer da calls in sick to chain watch

Yer da trains dex when it's def steadfast 

Yer da is on the council of boykisser meetup 

Yer da makes a quitting torn thread and no one comments 

Yer da lives in a shack and calls it a bando 

Yer da has chainwatcher in his resume 

Yer da has his torn battlestats in his tinder bio 

Yer da plays extreme torn 

Yer da is a regular in P&L 

Yer da sells Avon to fund donator packs 

Please add your own below - Da slagging is an artform, a phenomenon Torn should be engaging in. Let's get some culture in the forums instead of the usual shitposting. 

Yours truly the Scheme (formerly known as the council of da slagging)

Yer da is a slag

Yer Da Buys Donator Packs Then Refunds Them On PayPal.

Yer da has bogie on speed dial 

Yer da reads this thread 

Yer da makes a thread for yer da jokes

Yer da is divorced and won't have the kids at the weekend cos the factions scheduled for weekend warring 

Yer da streams Torn on twitch 

Yer da posts song lyrics in global 

Yer da cries when he OD's 

Yer da proudly tells people his sons a recruiter for Monarch HQ 

Yer da’s a chain watcher for boykisser meetup

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Yer da increases faction nerve by 5 at a time so people think they've had an NNB increase

Yer da posts on Reddit because he has a forum ban in game for being hateful

Yer da says he's only opened a few caches to get his great pulls but actually throws his credit card at the game to open hundreds on the sly, instead of using that money to pay for his kids

Yer da posts in Politics

Yer da suddenly went inactive because he went to prison IRL for being exactly the fuckhead we all knew he was

Yer da puts flags on lamp posts

Yer da looks like a haunted victorian pencil 

Yer da is a professional dog-botherer

Yer da is a dinnerlady

Yer da buys The Sun

Yer da's got a neckbeard, he's a reddit mod

Yer da spits bars about XL bully's

Yer da brings back fake rolling tobacco from China, 'n' calls himself Bakky Chan

Yer da shares lost dog posts from different countries

Yer da's a cokehead n thinks he can box, calls himself Dyson Fury

Yer da walks his dog with a muzzle on in solidarity with XL bullies 

Yer da isn’t, yer da - I am!

This is more of a self-own. I am Le depressed.

What is this? I'm getting old aren't I…

Scottish insults. Give it a try, example: "rabbits da left for milk and never came back"

Yer das a dinner lady

Yer da skips breakfast and has it with lunch

Yer da cries about the Olympics 

Yer da taught you how to be the woman of the house

Yer da small

Yer da respects the judicial system

Yer da breathes paint

Yer das a bit shy

Yer das yer ma

Yer da fall short a nothin

Yer da spent a fortune in terms of time, effort, and money in order to create a safe and comfortable life for him and his wife in order to raise a child. Den you came into the world and yer da started drinkin

Yer das pretty