G’day Torn!
Pull out the toast and crack open a fresh jar of Vegemite, because we’ve done it! Happy Vegemites has officially crossed the 5,000,000 respect milestone.
What started as a handful of drongos looking for a new home has grown from a 3m shell into a 5m powerhouse. Through chain grinds, sometimes messy ranked wars, and enough energy cans to kill a kangaroo, we’ve proven that thick skin and black yeast extract can take you (almost) all the way to the top. Or at least to somewhere kinda over there.
A massive cheers to every single member who helped get us here. Whether you’ve been here since the beginning or joined right in time for the final push, this achievement belongs to the whole crew.
To our allies and friendly rivals: thanks for the fun wars (and sometimes unfun wars...) and for keeping us on our toes. To our enemies: we’re still here, we still taste like salty yeast extract, and we’re not going anywhere. And before I land on even more Halloween lists: extra thanks to our Executive branch for all the support, despite the overwhelming lack of stand ups.
Grab a tinnie, toast some bread, and drop a reply below to celebrate with us. Onward to 10M! 🍻
