Has the Torn City Times been seized by the 1%?

Because I prefer breaking balls over tasting them

it's not for me to define someone else's experience but you're missing out.

I asked him about it he said m125c is too cheap to DB him without funds from others. When asked to elaborate his response was simply "no balls"

you can tell a bunch of torn players are pensioners now because the past 2 articles are some of the most lamest personal drama stuff ever. not a lot going on in life it seems. games pretty old after all.

This just comes off as butthurt cause poor NGL.

nah i love my retirees there's just more to retirement life than sending a newsletter to an entire games playerbase over a banker fuck up in your friends faction or an argument over the in game equivalent of $2 dollars.

 like showing your butthole on a cam site to make $5 to buy a DP in Torn

There's not much events to talk about in this quarter of the year with Racing done. Torn news is also brief compared to a news paper so most of it are just snippets, such as announcements, normal news, then entertainment.

10/10 Cheesus literary gold. This > TCT.  Well done.

thats a very fair point. just seems sadder when its back to back i guess. such is torn.

Do something edgy to create some kerfuffle.

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You had me at hello. 

drop addy

Your mom says come over any time. We put the leftovers in the fridge. 

doors locked broh

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i just told people they can make an OF and show their butthole to buy DPs. isn't that enough?

its free real estate and you're just sitting on it.

Don't mess with real life oil money

Who doesn’t love sloppy seconds?!

It has cuz sugarvalves never responded to me wondering if I could post an article on how fanny packs will be wearable soon (TM)

Quite literally. 

You had me at "dick and balls", didn't read past that, R+