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Mr-Chuckles [2868555] · #1

Good morning from the depths of the Fun House!

 

While we sift through a sewage stream of potential clownmeat in our recruitment workshop channel, often one of the things we discuss is whether someone looks sus or not using our various secret clown tricks. 

 

 

I dont like to brag but we have had a great success at avoiding or catching and ejecting them and so I wondered what everyone else is doing and how the biggest factions end up frequently shedding billionaire multis.

 

 

BUT WAAAIT

 

It occurs to me we dont want to create a 101 on how to evade detection, so I thought why not do a "How NOT to catch a multi" thread.

 

Funniest answers ONLY!

 

 

 

And be creative because determined multis can reverse engineer lazy backwards answers. Put some oomph into it and feed me with laughter fuel!

 

Elizabeth [2339829] · #3

Walks into the sting house

 

Chuckles Hansen: Big night planned?

 

Me: Tells Chuckles Hansen to have a seat

 

My own camera crew that consists of clones of myself walk out from behind the scenes and puts cameras in his face

 

#chedging

Max2020 [2609161] · #4 · edited

We was buying a multi-mattic security system that detects multis but we opted to splurge on a pair of low quality Vanguard pants instead that we take turns using in rotation.  

 

Unfortunately we  didnt account for the ridiculously high cost of having em dry cleaned after each use as we have to ship em  out , no dry cleaners in torn....crazy .

 

Any way we hired the next best thing ....

Great Google reviews and best we can afford with the funds we had left .....

 

We call him Multi Mattiic Mike 

So far he's doing a great job, hasn't alerted us to a single multi getting through yet ! 

 

KickButt0wski [4305159] · #6

Tell me you dropped the soap in the showers without telling me you dropped the soap...

Viciously_Grim [2752611] · #9 · edited

Message your simp

 

Your boyfriend's secret cell phone dings

 

You accuse him of cheating on you with some other girl and storm out of the house

 

You message your simp to tell him what an awful cheating bastard your boyfriend is

 

You start a relationship with your simp

 

Turns out he lives in the same city as you

 

Omg he's your ex boyfriend's identical twin!

 

Also his main is Ovoxo

 

Sorry had to add that last bit for the lulz