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39th Street - Top Perks for Any Playstyle

Started by Darkfire [1631210] on in Faction Recruitment.

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JDWV [2029519]

Why are UFOs always so clean?

 

Because nothing escapes the vacuum of space.

 

They use Comet.

 

In space, no one can hear you scrubbing.

 

They really take their space cleaning seriously.

 

JDWV [2029519]

My wife yelled at me to take the spider out.

 

We went out for beers. Nice guy. He's a web developer.

 

He would have stayed longer, but he had to tie up some loose threads...

 

 

 

Wodenson [2666184]

One about our very own wabbit...

 

What's the difference between a clown and Anton?

 

One's a bit funny and the other is a fit bunny. 🐰

Tactical_Grinch [2029956]

If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?

🥩 🥕 

 

but also we’re part of c39 merc services
so we can solve beef if you got it.

 

Boom. Perfect post with double the promos! 💪