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4 years of Torn! [DIVIDENDS TO THE MAKS]

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  • Maks [2811251] Reporter · 117 likes ·
    DIVIDENDS LOG: 11:40:17 - 18/08/26 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Spidernnam with the message: Thread Dividend! 11:42:48 - 18/08/26 You sent some Love Juice to LegendaryKing11 with the message: Thread Dividend! 11:55:34 - 18/08/26 You sent some Stink …
  • Spidernnam [3647423] · 12 likes ·
    Gib me your stuff and go touch some grass for once :p Congrats on all your successes! edit: Thank youu! <3
  • LegendaryKing11 [2804919] · 5 likes ·
    congrats! you doing SE soon?

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Maks [2811251] ×2 Freddy [1616859] ×1 RGiskard [1953860] ×1 Caio [2488372] ×1

Maks [2811251] Reporter · #1 · edited

Hello dear Torn dwellers and dividends seekers,

 

Today marks the one thousand four hundred sixty first day of my Torn existences. Here is me, Maks:

 

 

Now that you have seen proof, and I have played Torn for 4 years or 1461 days, we can all say that there is something wrong with me! Can you imagine playing Torn for 20 years? YEAH! SOME PLEBS DID THAT TOO!!!! It is always nice seeing that there are way worse people than you! 

 

LETS CUT TO THE CHASE NOW! It is time for me to tell you how awesome I am, and how non-awesome you are! Its the same when a Yacht passes you by while you are driving a paddle boat with your soon to be wife. Here is a picture depicting me looking at you driving the said paddle boat:

 

(ok I might be looking at the distance, and not you. Why would I look at you?)

 

Ok, I am now sure that we will be killed by AI. But, lets not dwell on the future of the universe. Lets see my current battle stat statisticals! There cant be more important thing to look at right now:

 

 

Get ready RGiskard, I am coming for you!!!! If we can look at my last years forum thread, we can see that I have gained EXACTLY 2.4 billion statisticals IN A YEAR! 2.400.000.0000! Can take you a day just to count those zeroes! 

 

This year also marks the creation of Monarch Leviathan, the soon to be greatest ever faction in Torn!

I wanna thank Freddy & Caio, our whole Committee team, as well as the whole of Leviathan for making me proud of them.

 

 

OK LETS CUT TO THE CHASE!!! 

 

Because you are all here for the dividends, go add me as a friend, comment, like if you want or somet and I shall send you some random expensive or inexpensive stuff!

 

 

Yours truly (not really),

Maks

 

 

Mentions: Caio [2488372] · Freddy [1616859] · RGiskard [1953860] · 3 years of Torn! [Dividends]

Maks [2811251] Reporter · #2 · edited

DIVIDENDS LOG:

11:40:17 - 18/08/26 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Spidernnam with the message: Thread Dividend!

11:42:48 - 18/08/26 You sent some Love Juice to LegendaryKing11 with the message: Thread Dividend!

11:55:34 - 18/08/26 You sent some Stink Bombs to EYe4AnEYe with the message: Thread Dividend!

11:55:59 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to winornot with the message: Thread Dividend!

11:56:37 - 18/08/26 You sent a Christmas Cracker to Jari with the message: Thread Dividend!

11:56:47 - 18/08/26 You sent a Christmas Cracker to DaLlamaKing with the message: Thread Dividend!

11:57:31 - 18/08/26 You sent a Box of Grenades to King108 with the message: Thread Dividend!

11:58:12 - 18/08/26 You sent some Bull Semen to Swatsicle with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:00:02 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Artyial with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:10:51 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Moonshine to Raviloli with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:11:10 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Minty Mayhem to JadeDragonSS with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:11:34 - 18/08/26 You sent a Drug Pack to daevar with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:12:02 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to Woodsey with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:16:17 - 18/08/26 You sent a pair of Glasses to Ben_Hagen with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:50:59 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Moonshine to _Spooky with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:51:32 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Mistletoe Madness to Unnamed199cz with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:51:58 - 18/08/26 You sent a Can of Munster to -Fubuki- with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:52:39 - 18/08/26 You sent a Box of Medical Supplies to Damien with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:53:09 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Blazeon with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:59:14 - 18/08/26 You sent an Erotic DVD to Klashnekoff with the message: Thread Dividend!

12:59:47 - 18/08/26 You sent some Love Juice to masky with the message: Thread Dividend!

13:00:09 - 18/08/26 You sent some Love Juice to LadyVonChimp with the message: Thread Dividend!

13:00:31 - 18/08/26 You sent a Horse's Head to Bumbi with the message: Thread Dividend!

13:00:55 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to MediBlade with the message: Thread Dividend!

13:01:28 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to TrueTexan

13:01:52 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Heliumzx with the message: Thread Dividend!

13:03:56 - 18/08/26 You sent a Can of Munster to CarThief with the message: Thread Dividend!

13:04:52 - 18/08/26 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Muppet with the message: Thread Dividend!

13:05:10 - 18/08/26 You sent a Six-Pack of Alcohol to defend with the message: Thread Dividend!

13:06:22 - 18/08/26 You sent an Erotic DVD to Fulkol with the message: Thread Dividend!

13:07:26 - 18/08/26 You sent a Can of Rockstar Rudolph to advert with the message: Thread Dividend!

13:08:22 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Itazura with the message: Thread dividend!

13:09:21 - 18/08/26 You sent a Can of Munster to CarThief with the message: Thread dividend!

13:11:59 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to MADD with the message: Thread dividend!

15:56:10 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Moonshine to Ch1tt0 with the message: Thread dividend!

15:57:05 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to BananasForScale with the message: Thread dividend!

15:57:43 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to MXR4911 with the message: Thread dividend!

15:58:43 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Mistletoe Madness to Darrow_of_Lykos with the message: Thread dividend!

15:59:23 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to slapnuts with the message: Thread dividend!

16:00:17 - 18/08/26 You sent a Salt Shaker to shananabananana with the message: Thread dividend!

16:00:58 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to MXR4911 with the message: Thread dividend!

16:01:27 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Josmuhh with the message: Thread dividend!

16:02:18 - 18/08/26 You sent 10x Bag of Bon Bons to Josmuhh with the message: Thread dividend!

16:02:49 - 18/08/26 You sent 12x Lollipop to IkeTheKrusher with the message: Thread dividend!

16:03:27 - 18/08/26 You sent 3x Bag of Candy Kisses to Harleytunes with the message: Thread dividend!

16:03:55 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Jonathan2909 with the message: Thread dividend!

16:04:37 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Himpotenon with the message: Thread dividend!

16:05:13 - 18/08/26 You sent 10x Vicodin to Hwe

16:23:12 - 18/08/26 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Adobi with the message: Thread dividend!:D

16:24:29 - 18/08/26 You sent a Box of Medical Supplies to DropDeadFred33 with the message: Thread dividend!

16:25:23 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to CodyW with the message: Thread dividend!

16:25:54 - 18/08/26 You sent a Can of Munster to Problematic with the message: Thread dividend!

16:26:26 - 18/08/26 You sent a Can of X-MASS to Chekistan with the message: Thread dividend!

16:27:10 - 18/08/26 You sent a Can of Red Cow to TMG100 with the message: Thread dividend!

16:33:38 - 18/08/26 You sent a Can of Taurine Elite to cc0011 with the message: Thread dividend!

16:57:14 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to St00EEe with the message: Thread dividend!

16:57:29 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Yellafella with the message: Thread dividend!

16:57:43 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to LiLJimmy525 with the message: Thread dividend!

16:58:08 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to RainRacer with the message: Thread dividend!

16:58:42 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to YCK_ with the message: Thread dividend!

16:59:29 - 18/08/26 You sent a Glitter Bomb to Hazard175 with the message: Thread dividend!

16:59:58 - 18/08/26 You sent a Party Popper to Gerbo with the message: Thread dividend!

17:00:35 - 18/08/26 You sent 3x Tyrosine to Sadi26 with the message: Thread dividend!

17:02:12 - 18/08/26 You sent 12x Tear Gas to Champ0001 with the message: Thread dividend!

17:03:07 - 18/08/26 You sent some Serotonin to -NWO- with the message: Thread dividend!

17:03:45 - 18/08/26 You sent 3x Melatonin to Jaidyjvs with the message: Thread dividend!

17:04:17 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Moonshine to The_Bobbinator with the message: Thread dividend!

17:04:42 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to UnderTheTower with the message: Thread dividend!

22:14:48 - 18/08/26 You sent a Lottery Voucher to Tintin472 with the message: Thread dividend!

22:15:08 - 18/08/26 You sent a Stash Box to Billynom8s with the message: Thread dividend!

22:15:26 - 18/08/26 You sent a Six-Pack of Alcohol to Leo123453 with the message: Thread dividend!

22:16:09 - 18/08/26 You sent a Neumune Tablet to Billynom8s with the message: Thread dividend!

22:16:24 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Neillyken with the message: Thread dividend!

22:16:56 - 18/08/26 You sent 149x Bottle of Beer to Picklebobbertin with the message: Thread dividend!

22:17:19 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to katzz4u with the message: Thread dividend!

22:17:31 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Mistletoe Madness to Waves86 with the message: Thread dividend!

22:17:55 - 18/08/26 You sent 48x Bottle of Tequila to Rawaru with the message: Thread dividend!

22:18:09 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Moonshine to Uncle_ruski with the message: Thread dividend!

22:20:35 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Mistletoe Madness to MilkyBongLoads with the message: Thread dividend!

22:21:44 - 18/08/26 You sent a Certificate of Awesome to Fiber with the message: Thread dividend!

22:22:10 - 18/08/26 You sent a Certificate Seal to S_T_E_V_E with the message: Thread dividend!

22:22:37 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Zackia with the message: Thread dividend!

22:23:19 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to GODKINGTORN with the message: Thread dividend!

22:24:26 - 18/08/26 You sent a Golden Candy Cane to Ferrik with the message: Thread dividend!

22:25:03 - 18/08/26 You sent a Can of Munster to Anferny with the message: Thread dividend!

22:25:25 - 18/08/26 You sent a Can of Red Cow to -Odin- with the message: Thread dividend!

22:26:31 - 18/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Moonshine to HOUDINI with the message: Thread dividend!

22:26:52 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Spyrath with the message: Thread dividend!

22:27:26 - 18/08/26 You sent 42x Cannabis to LeeroyMac with the message: Thread dividend!

22:28:37 - 18/08/26 You sent 25x Speed to Jateou with the message: Thread dividend!

22:29:00 - 18/08/26 You sent a Box of Medical Supplies to TheBonebreaker with the message: Thread dividend!

22:29:57 - 18/08/26 You sent a Christmas Cracker to sneezegovernor with the message: Thread dividend!

22:30:22 - 18/08/26 You sent a Party Popper to _Toshi with the message: Thread dividend!

22:30:45 - 18/08/26 You sent 10x Smoke Grenade to JadeMagnolia with the message: Thread dividend!

22:31:16 - 18/08/26 You sent 10x Stick Grenade to sumbawamba with the message: Thread dividend!

22:31:35 - 18/08/26 You sent some Serotonin to Merl with the message: Thread dividend!

22:31:52 - 18/08/26 You sent some Tyrosine to Addict with the message: Thread dividend!

22:33:47 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to 3vN with the message: Thread dividend!

22:34:05 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to BGenJackDRipper with the message: Thread dividend!

22:34:24 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Deggamer with the message: Thread dividend!

22:34:57 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to loiro46 with the message: Thread dividend!

22:35:14 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to CursedShadows with the message: Thread dividend!

22:35:48 - 18/08/26 You sent a Party Popper to _Qwerty_ with the message: Thread dividend!

22:36:43 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to SweeneyTodd with the message: Thread dividend!

22:37:08 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to KatchKushums with the message: Thread dividend!

22:38:49 - 18/08/26 You sent some Stink Bombs to MikePence with the message: Thread dividend!

22:49:12 - 18/08/26 You sent a Certificate of Lame to dakito with the message: Thread dividend!

22:50:02 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to BlackKnight09 with the message: Thread dividend!

22:53:05 - 18/08/26 You sent a Drug Pack to Aleksa_ with the message: Thread dividend!

22:53:51 - 18/08/26 You sent some Xanax to UGABUGA with the message: Thread dividend!

11:41:47 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to HAYWHY2000 with the message: Thread dividend!

11:42:29 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to PrimeOrigin with the message: Thread dividend!

11:43:06 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to lacerated with the message: Thread dividend!

11:43:16 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to TheAngel1 with the message: Thread dividend!

11:43:39 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Porn with the message: Thread dividend!

11:43:55 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to MIKEAIR with the message: Thread dividend!

11:44:16 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Zombie_Rox with the message: Thread dividend!

11:44:35 - 19/08/26 You sent an Erotic DVD to Zombie_Rox with the message: Thread dividend!

11:44:53 - 19/08/26 You sent a Lawyer's Business Card to Zombie_Rox with the message: Thread dividend!

11:45:10 - 19/08/26 You sent a Lawyer's Business Card to Derpazx with the message: Thread dividend!

11:46:09 - 19/08/26 You sent a Lawyer's Business Card to NaturePlanet with the message: Thread dividend!

11:48:13 - 19/08/26 You sent a Box of Medical Supplies to OGK with the message: Thread dividend!

11:48:38 - 19/08/26 You sent a Can of Munster to 13etafofx with the message: Thread dividend!

11:48:59 - 19/08/26 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to Eshara with the message: Thread dividend!

11:49:34 - 19/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to Jateou with the message: Thread dividend!

11:53:16 - 19/08/26 You sent a Bottle of Moonshine to Spalds with the message: Thread dividend!

11:53:36 - 19/08/26 You sent a Box of Grenades to SameSlo with the message: Thread dividend!

11:55:41 - 19/08/26 You sent a Box of Grenades to Blinko with the message: Thread dividend!

11:56:26 - 19/08/26 You sent a Lottery Voucher to swaggasaurus with the message: Thread dividend!

11:57:56 - 19/08/26 You sent a Lottery Voucher to Lorry1152 with the message: Thread dividend!

12:00:36 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Balanke with the message: Thread dividend!

11:59:18 - 19/08/26 You sent a Lottery Voucher to Pierzzz with the message: Thread dividend!

12:01:16 - 19/08/26 You sent a Lottery Voucher to rabbit with the message: Thread dividend!

12:02:16 - 19/08/26 You sent a Drug Pack to Klashnekoff with the message: Thread dividend!

12:02:48 - 19/08/26 You sent a Drug Pack to Edric with the message: Thread dividend!

12:03:41 - 19/08/26 You sent a Lottery Voucher to Jadedpixii with the message: Thread dividend!

12:04:27 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to fullonninja17 with the message: Thread dividend!

12:04:42 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to KingBONENG with the message: Thread dividend!

12:04:52 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Meowme0w with the message: Thread dividend!

12:05:26 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to RavenheartGR with the message: Thread dividend!

12:05:44 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to BlackLight90 with the message: Thread dividend!

12:07:32 - 19/08/26 You sent some Xanax to KhaoticBlonde with the message: Thread dividend!

Artyial [4351000] · #13

Congratulations with your 4 years  (:
Will be 3 years and 10 months till i get there 

Maks [2811251] Reporter · #20 · edited

I thank you brother Scrappy!

Every leader needs a true warrior that will die in his name, while the dear leader eats grapes and drinks wine. 

I salute you!