KFC recruiting!!!

Well, how are you getting on? Said the horse to the one legged jockey

Colonel Sanders was so ugly as a kid, his mother had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him

War is coming, hurry up and get membership to the hottest fryers in Torn

Put some hot sauce on my burrito baby!!

Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, at least then you will be a mile away and have their shoes

Fryers are stoked, it's sizzling time

Thigh, much more flavour than the breast

3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguins pee

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories, so a good 10 hits should offset the mighty bucket for one meal at KFC

We can't take you on right now cause we're busy winning a war but line up!

A spicy victory, join us for the next fry up!

Lines were drawn, then stepped over/on then brushed aside

Victory tasted crispy

Took less than 12 hours to assert dominance in our last war, come get some of the gravy 

I was told that there are no problems, just opportunities, turns out I have a drinking opportunity 

Horse walks into a bar, the barman asks;

"Why the long face?"

Beat them like a redhead step child 

Warring this week, get on board the gravy train to crispy town!!!

Not saying she was big, but i didn't want to chance driving around her as I only had half a tank of fuel in the car

Beer, the source and the solution to all life problems

Do you hear the drumsticks Fernando