05:12:56 - 01/09/26 You found a Six-Pack of Alcohol and an Elderly Cache on your doorstep.
I know I'm old, Ched knows I'm old too. No need to rub it in.
What did you get this month for your subscriber-
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05:12:01 - 01/09/26 You found a Lottery Voucher and a book titled "Ugly Energy" on your doorstep.
05:14:51 - 01/09/26 You found a Six-Pack of Alcohol and a book titled "Winking To Win" on your doorstep.
05:15:37 - 01/09/26 You found a Six-Pack of Alcohol and a Keg of Beer on your doorstep. Umm junk
05:14:35 - 01/09/26 You found a Six-Pack of Energy Drink and a Lawyer's Business Card on your doorstep.
05:14:42 - 01/09/26 You received a Book : Milk Yourself Sober and a Drug Pack for being a subscriber
05:15:48 - 01/09/26 You found a Drug Pack and a Lawyer's Business Card on your doorstep.
05:16:30 - 01/09/26 You found a Six-Pack of Alcohol and a book titled "The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime" on your doorstep.
holy shit hamburglar
subscription IS worth it
05:11:52 - 01/09/26 You found a Box of Medical Supplies and a Denim Cache on your doorstep.
05:10:59 - 01/09/26 You found a Six-Pack of Alcohol and a book titled "Shawshank Sure Ain't For Me!" on your doorstep.
Not bad
Sadness, I got sadness
05:14:47 - 01/09/26 You received an Erotic DVD and a Box of Grenades for being a subscriber
05:10:59 - 01/09/26 You found nothing on your doorstep because you're broke
A six pack on energy drinks and a stupid ass book that cuts jail time in half. God I wish we could sell or pay something to reroll a book lmao
Robble robble
05:15:55 - 01/09/26 You found a Lottery Voucher and a Denim Cache on your doorstep.
Finally! A chance at that fur-lined denim thong I've been waiting for.
Has anyone ever got 2 books in their monthly gift?