This has surpassed the Scottish guy in the fort in Last of the Mohicans as my favorite
TENSE BATTLE DIALOGUE
Elimination drama thread
Started by oraN [1778676] on in General Discussion.
Posts archived: 1,691 / 1,691 posts (100%) · the total is Torn's reply count + the opening post at the last fetch
No.
🚨🚨🚨 I TOLD YOU. NOBODY LISTENED. 🚨🚨🚨
THE BRAIN SURGEONS SAID 1V1. MANO E MANO. SURGEON VS LIZARD. 🧠🔪🦎
AND WHAT DID THE REPTILIANS DO?????
“NOOOO 🥺👉👈 YOU’RE TOO WEAK TO FIGHT, LET’S WORK TOGETHER :3”
WAKE UP. 👁️
THEY DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THE SURGEONS.
THEY WANT TO SAVE THEM.
WHY???????????????? 🧐🧐🧐
WHY WOULD THE MIGHTY REPTILIANS, APPARENTLY SO CONFIDENT IN THEIR POSITION, SUDDENLY BECOME THE CHAMPIONS OF THE 29-LIFE DYING TEAM????
“SAVE THE SURGEONS.”
“DON’T BEAT UP THE SURGEONS.”
“TARGET SOMEONE ELSE.”
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
THEY SAY THEY WANT TO “CUT THE GRASS.” 🌱✂️
NO.
THE GRASS IS COVER.
THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND THE GRASS. 🌱🦎👁️
AND NOW THE BRAIN SURGEONS HAVE PUBLICLY CHALLENGED THEM TO A FIGHT AND SUDDENLY THE CABAL IS VERY INTERESTED IN DIPLOMACY 😂😂😂
COINCIDENCE?????
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES.
“PLEASE DON'T FIGHT US 😭 WE SHOULD COOPERATE”
WHY ARE THE LIZARDS AFRAID OF THE SURGEONS????
THINK ABOUT IT. 🧠🧠🧠
THEY KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T.
🐹📡👁️ TRUST THE SURGEON. DO NOT TRUST THE LIZARD.
SNAKES IN THE GRASS!!!
Starkiller, stop ignoring my DMs! You are being called a puppet leader, a pawn, are you not ashamed to sacrifice the people that voted for you?!?!
So as much as we all trolled and judged D3vl for his whole thing this elim. I would like to say that I sort of appreciate the honesty. Here are the hit totals of some of the other top Battle stat players.
Z_Junior 51
Xanty 48
Blaze 39
RA 37
Penicillin 32
Slork 21
RGiskard 13
Zachjuv 0
Random 132 day old player in nine lives 169
Anyways, at least D3vl was being honest about not giving a fuck about his team or the event.
Mentions: Superchur [4278798]
had a feeling some BS happens
0.0
shaz1 is boss
LOLOLOLOL
Shaz1's total is solid. But he does have one of the best revit weapons in the game and he is also in an energy job. So that total isn't super impressive. I present to you whateverthehellheiscallinghimselfthisweek:
Mentions: __-___-___-__ [1921241]
Mentions: MeanMike [1884314]
Nightwing & MeanMike fight be like
Another year of the beautiful Cheb tactics, disappears once it blows up in his face.
Any other teams had a dramatic reading of Dead's dirtybomb manifesto in voice chat, or just us?
Inside scoop from Touching Grass:
RGiskard is in Gatorade
Pls don't smite me captains
Get em Mike
She has been mad since couldnt get much attention on team chat ;(
I am that random 132 day old player, and it was with the support of my fellow 39th Street Reapers encouragement who helped pushed the 169 drive, plus a few individuals from 9 Lives who helped with some booster encouragement too.
- Mortify: We pushed each other on hit counts! Even though he beat me ❤
- Wrack: Donated an FHC to push the last 6 attacks!
- Verboten: Our leader, and full-time growth advisor and supporter
- All the 39th Street Family
- All the Nine Lives team ❤
But mainly, the drama is the biggest contributor - as a first torn elimination, I got exactly what I expected and more all the way through elims 🙇 to you all!
Mentions: Mortify [3985228] · Verboten [2302973] · Wrack [2795481] · 39th Street Reapers [22680]