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All Conspiracy Theorists have been found and silenced. [Elims full rundown.]

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RAPY [2111189]

Hello, filthy round earthers!

 

Unfortunately, we've been mouth-guarded by the cabal and our journey has pretty much come to an end with our final push. It's been a blast. I have to run now, so here I leave my ramblings, the path of Conspiracy Theorists through my personal opinion.

 

The voting process!

 

Cheb was fastest with making a Discord - and per Elimination guidelines - you now are leader of the team. No, but for real - we had a decent voting process with Cheb, Jokur, myself and Omanpx being the most serious candidates. Prior to the voting started, myself, Cheb and Jokur already had good conversations and made the pact to choose each other and be [vice-]captains together. Quickly joined by Omanpx for his candidacy, experience and bot wizardry. Followed by 811 [you know, the top5 namechange guy] and CALAMITY_gRACE for their experience and timezone coverages. All amicable and luckily, no drama.

 

Alliances!

 

Due to us choosing each other prior to the voting process [there were no other real contenders], we could quickly form the base of solid alliances [or so we thought, bitches!] to work with. Cheb has his connections in PT, and myself and Jokur are pretty neutral in general. We'll have some friends, not a lot - but not a lot of 'enemies' too. I thought.

 

We've set up an alliance called: 'Elim Power Bottoms'. This alliance consisted of:

 

  • Conspiracy Theorists
  • Brain Surgeons
  • Rocket Scientists
  • High Voltage
  • Sticks and Stones
  • APEX

Originally, our primary target would have been Touching Grass given the pre-elimination statistics of their roster and activity. 

 

Quickly after, two other alliances had been made. Mother Milkers [orchestrated by Nightwing of Loose Cannons] - consisting of the 10 teams except for Inanimate Objects and Nine Lives. Their targets being obvious. And the other one being called BIG Alliance [orchestrated by AiR of Nine Lives], the latter unfortunately invited the entirety of EPB except for Rocket Scientists.

 

With EPB as our main alliance, we followed in the best interest of that alliance and that was simply to go with the 10 v 2. It truly felt bad betraying AiR this way, and damn, I didn't feel as guilty in years as when I saw this message from Rouge after we just launched the full attack. A very late hug for this one, Rouge.

 

 

The flip!

 

This has been the most stressful Torn part for me, probably ever. At around 13:20TCT on the 12th, EPB has flipped and teamed up with the remaining teams [bar Reptillians, but Dinosaurs are extinct.] against Brain Surgeons and ourselves.

 

I was the only [vice-]captain around, so I quickly scrambled as much puzzle pieces as I could and tried to see what's what. It had quickly become clear that everyone flipped. Hours and hours I've spent trying to get the ones who are going to be next in line to come together to flip with us and Surgeons, and whilst Touching Grass was open for the flip initially, they later decided it's too risky to join our sides.

 

We were expecting a flip to happen - that's for sure. We were the team with the most tickets farmed up until this point and would win a tie-breaker with anyone. Why would anyone willing to win keep a team with this activity in the competition? We could have sand-bagged, but hey, we were having loads of fun and spent a lot of time engaging the newer players. Being first in attacks 9 hours after being pinned attest to that. And only this morning, APEX finally overtook us with the rest still being far behind.

 

 

Whilst down at the bottom, we tried to have Reptillians join ourselves and kill Loose Cannons, but they pretty much were a car with no driver or were pretending to be. Leader absent and vice-captains not willing to take over and try to win.

 

Apparently, the plan from the backstabbers was to knock out Brain Surgeons [primarily for their leaders' past Elimination strategies, by some admissions] and to keep us in. Loose Cannons and Touching Grass would follow according to Rocket Scientists' strategy. But with no clear plan laid out, we would simply have been left out to dry and do their dirty work for them. We've exhausted every other option. I've talked to neutral parties, enemies, players I usually don't want to interact with [Hi Fidel], sent out a Hail Mary in the EPB server to see if anyone would turn on each other, but to no avail. And the latter naturally meant us being exited straight after.

 

Thank yous!

 

First, thank you to all theorists. You did extraordinary. You were deserving of a much better leadership that could take you all the way, I'm sorry.

 

I'm not going to make this post too long by naming all helpers, council, push captains and leaders - but a special thank you to the people who must've given up their social life for the last days as well. Leadership get shiny badges, but there's so many people who deserve shout outs. The ones who jump to mind straight away: MafuyuSD, Tiffinity, masanta, SavageHenry, Bobert2422, Viciously_Grim, Pilvlp, Prevalence, Cleansing-Flame, MaryPoppins, DimPerrin, and many more. Sorry for those I forgot here.

 

This year's Elimination did give a little spark back. We've had so many new players standing out and grinding out. There's a bright future. I'm forever grateful for the opportunity. I'll see you next year!

 

P.S.

 

LDP, I know you didn't have your fingers or toes crossed. And you gave me your word. I will never forget. I cri everytim.

 

RAPY [2111189]

And a small extra note - much respect to 811/Consequences, one of the few players at the top of the Battle Stats ranking who still gives a damn about the competition and using his stats for good. Put himself forward as a vice-captain, put down a lot of hits and was always available for consulting.

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Hogfather [330973]

Oh... So we've given up?

 

Well... at least I had fun trying to convince people Yeti's and Unicorns are real... Because they are!

leafydragon [4318296]

Much respect to the leadership team and push captains. Serious hard work and graft - some amazing team spirit. Couldn't do much when the tide turned against us - but you were a solid bunch.

 

Proud to have been a small part of this team.

Gachar [2644647]

This is Gachar of the Conspiracy Theorists.
With nearly 304 attacks deep, and I've reached the point where I no longer know who I'm fighting, why I'm fighting, or whether the enemy ever existed. But that's exactly what they want.

Stay paranoid. Trust no one. Attack everything.

If I don't make it back, tell them the truth was out there. We just didn't have enough energy to find it.

wicked [456979]

Well done to absolutely nobody - you should have voted for universally liked players such as wicked or spliffy instead of specialist ov failure such as no name brand leaders who get their pants pulled down by pussy cat ov torn 👍

NightWing [1318799]

No disrespect, I think Rapy should have been the lead for CT with jokur and others.

 

I love cheb, great guy, good friend but hes too soft when it comes to elims and all.. not "aggressive" 

 

 

Well Played tho, you did give us run for money last night.

 

Honestly CT; most active team of all + with all that omanpx brains on scriptos they had real tactical advantage

 

+rep for being great sport! see you all next year 

FidelCashflow [1993550]

Voting for Cheb over previous elimination winners like Wicked/Spliffy is like eating crusty dog shit on the side of the road instead of filet mignon.

 

That vote must have been rigged

Dusche [2826292]

GG Conspiracy Theorists, you fought like lions. Pleasure to fight side by side with you guys down at the bottom as they 8v2 us.

Still don't understand what Starkiller and Reptilians are doing. My team lost, I have no horse in the race anymore but I just feel bad for their team, very questionable decisions. 

Tryrd [3197263]

Honestly there's so much to potentially add onto this

 

 

I'd like to start for example by saying Rapy thank you for acknowledging that our leadership fucking SUCKED this time, you I've ironically enough got the least complaints about, you put out probably the clearest orders out of the rest (Which unfortunately isn't a high bar to set) 

 

You took things seriously, instead of making the team do a misinformation campaign(that got us targeted harder) 

 

The biggest downfall of this team, was honestly by far Cheb himself though, I'm gonna be so open and blunt about this

 

 

He was entirely dismissive of 1: his own hand picked council and helpers, refusing to even entertain suggestions that were given, or to discuss or motivate anyone himself. 2: he refused any form of transparency, but would rapidly have you change the plans ever so slightly on the current Newsies which led to the helpers and push captains to constantly get questioned....... 3: When he didn't change the plans, we were told to keep regurgitating the same information over and over and over again

 

 

Now don't get me wrong, I've got almost no connections, I'm relatively unknown, and to put things simply it makes sense why most people wouldn't pay me any mind, but the fact is after discussing how this elimination has gone with a number of people, it's clear that strategy is a stronger suit for me then it is cheb..... Or maybe where he really fell is diplomacy, and actually building a good case for why we should be kept as an ally? 

 

The easiest way to convince people, would've been to willingly have us sit on the bottom, and act as the tie breaking grind stone to remove the teams sandwiched between us and our allies.....

 

 

 

Instead it was dismissal after dismissal, And everyone who wasn't Cheb, Rapy, Jokur or the rest, simply being told they don't need to think about strategy, we just need to listen

 

 

Thank you to those in leadership who weren't entirely dismissive, who weren't having us waste time on absolutely awful misinformation campaigns, and who actually took this seriously

 

 

To cheb, hope your job got pissed at you for taking a week off work to do Jack all

 

 

Tryrd- Conspiracy theorists Helper and Push Captain 176 attacks, closing down the Anti propaganda Radio station//APRS for short

 

 

AviArcer [2541549]

Thank you Conspiracy Theorists. 

 

This is the most active team that I've been a part of. 

 

 

However the rest of the teams play from here on out, just make sure Apex gets shit on.  I will be dressed in my finest to watch their downfall.

 

Tryrd [3197263]

Also shout out to Big brain Omanpx for the huge tech support and set-up, another one I've got nothing to complain about with