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EREPTILIAN DYSFUNCTION IN FOURTH PLACE

Started by Kwack [2190604] on in General Discussion.

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Charbon [14922]

Reptilians fought hard and tirelessly and now find the hot rock in the sky for their final rest. :)

 

I was very impressed with this team! We showed a lot of resilience fighting at the bottom for days at a time, surviving like only reptiles know how! We made our namesakes proud, but I am sure we ourselves can be proud too. Because we didn't go out without a fight. For every ticket we lost, we took 2-3 others from the other team down with us!

 

Reptilians rejoice! Our ferocity struck fear in the eyes of all teams! We may not have gotten to the end, but no one can tell us we didn't give it our all! Looking forward to working with many of you fellow lizards again some day :)

HarleySkyline [4095531]

Thank you for the ride, i did enjoy my first elimination as a new player.

 

Win or Lose will smash head till the end :)

 

Pleasure to be part of this team, learned a lot about teamwork and helping each other.

FidelCashflow [1993550]

Late to the death party so will try (and likely fail) to be brief.

 

First off a huge thank you to the players who tirelessly grinded out push after push after push, never wavering even when we were clearly on the back claw. Huge props to keeping our scales in the game. You kept things light and enjoyable. I couldn't be prouder of the way you all carried yourselves.

 

We had all the makings of a successful team: a lazy, barely active overseer with an old account and "connections bro". An active front man to act as the overseer's fall guy if things go south. A tech guy who did tons of free labor and sniped the karma thread. A random noob who sniped the discord early then held it hostage for access and we just kept around even though no one understood him. A woman willing to be on voice a ton to explain elim to noobs and rally the incels. An active staff member who didn't fed the lazy overseer or any of his few remaining unfedded friends. Hordes of hyper active push callers who were always available to spam orders that they didn't understand. Finally a few annoying team trolls that turned off all dissenting voices from wanting to be associated with them.

 

Sorry we couldn't get it done with such an all star cast.

 

NGL, I was disappointed in the election result, but at least it mirrored real American elections. In each camp you had 2 absolute shit candidates, and the third parties were just trolls and scammers. People were very passionate about their camps despite obvious red flags. I didn't participate much in it because that was too much drama, and I'm a friendly guy. Plus it was wasted time that shoulda been spent organizing. But I very much appreciated the debate, especially my backers.

 

Anyway we quicky had to get shit together to navigate a difficult early game. In retrospect, starkiller was much better to navigate the competition devolving into a pixel mean girls simulator. I would have just got bored and kamikazed the team early and thrown the round into chaos. I absolutely hated seeing a 10v2, 8v2, 7v1, 6v1. Good thing we made a move to keep it interesting. Even though it didn't work out, staying the course was obviously a losing strategy. There were too many liars orchestrating the comp who would have removed us at about the same spot we ended in anyway. Better to go out having fun and playing to win than cowering waiting for your turn. Shout out to our allies in the end. You guys were real ones. We woulda been doomed fast if not for your help.

 

Anyway, thanks again to reptiles. If I'm around next year hope to see you again. Cheers to all involved 

Chabo [3336501]

Made friends 

Wasted supplies

Argued with supply team 

Shot fools 

Slithered

 

8/10: 10/10 if any rewards at all for Elimination

 

 

HAIL THE REPTILE KINGS! MAY THEY EVER BASK CLOSEST TO THE SUN!

fructose [2574191]

This is too green, my reptile eyes can't handle it!

 

In all seriousness, it was great fighting with all of you scaly beasts and it couldn't have been a better first elim.

 

Fidel - Thanks for being a good sport even if you lost the 1v1 vote, we needed your connections and calm presence especially during the difficult pushes.

 

Starkiller, co-captains and push leads - can't imagine the amount of effort and time sacrificed from RL for this expensive PvP event. Thank you and we always believed in you.

 

May our rocks be warm, and our food abundant.

DonOgne [2815726]

Was an epic team and grateful to see how much it managed to get. Didnt participate a lot on chat but was pumped todo the hits, pushes and all. Thanks to everyone who put the hard work, the leadership and Friends along the way

ThtAstronautGuy [1977683] Moderator Official

If only we could have supported you better. It was an honour to fight alongside you in our shark hunting expedition 🫡

_Aelia_ [3611277]

As my first eliminations, I had so much fun even with all the chaos going on. I will be seeing y’all next year 🫶🏻 

 

Shoutout to everyone involved. We did everything we could. 

Fuck it we ball. <3 

Rain2810 [3968000]

Ngl the first time i got put in this team, i was like ew, what kind of a name is reptilian but over time it starts to grow on me 😂. First elims as well and joining it with only one ambition in mind which is to have fun and learn and i got exactly that 10/10.

 

The team is also seriously have a huge massively overly astounding croc tits and balls teamwork and resilience ive ever seen in my entire life. Kudos to leadership team and push captains whose working days and nights to get us this freakin far. Thank you too to the donations and supplies, which helps encourage me to make more hits. 

 

Hope i can see you guys again next year except for the trolls that isnt even funny, beggars, leeches yall can kiss your own ass instead of joining again. 

 

❤

 

MrArdor [2696387]

I started my first elimination thinking, "hmm, I'll just try to coast and get 50 hits or something to see what it's all about and what I'd need to bring to hit top 5% for next elimination"

Then I got the call, "Will you think about council, or push lead, even just banker would be great" Starkiller.

I told him I'd think about it...

...thousands of claims fulfilled, and thousands more items sent later
07:15:34 - 16/09/26 You are now known in the city as a Samaritan.

My thanks to Starkiller, kwack and Belle our fearless leaders who helped guide me, thank you to our push captains leading the troops, to KCB for leading the newbies. Thank you to our donators!
Last and certainly not least, the ones who kept me sane, my fellow armorers TexasTornado and Orion, plus all the people I chatted with throughout elims. My upmost thanks!

Thank you Reptilians!

Aech [2921922]

Well now I know why people write these threads... it's oddly satisfying and therapeutic to read everyone's responses, other teams props, etc...

 

Thanks all for the comments and reads!

Epiales3107 [3243915]

I want you all to know what you stole from us, if we won TSAR KWACK & MOMMY KILLERCAREBEAR (her name she was calling half the team her babies) were gonna shave their eyebrows in a live discord call to celebrate.

 

Pickledog was an absolute GOAT of a push captain and Im sorry again for telling you you're fired. You give outdated orders ONE TIME and we all turned on you for 5 minutes or so

 

I trusted the plan and we got 4th, commonly cited as "the worst position", "the last losers to lose".

That being said I'd back these guys for leadership again next year, where I WILL get Supremacy, or Mission Accomplished at minimum.

 

Always remember Reptilesssss, Panic=nub