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Play me heads up :p

Is frenzy86 in the cuck chair while everyone else gets fed?

I don't see poker players, I just see fed plebs, being fed by a clown algorithm that allows me to win when it says so..

Which is very little.. Then when I win too much on very little good cards, I go into zero good cards except finally getting good cards, to be utterly set up to lose

Just like tonight, and every other night I grind bad/mid cards to go up... Though tonight was quite special

Surprised game didn't pull out me finally hitting ace high flush vs a straight flush, just to utterly fk me for my whole stack

Nothing like literally going through 40-50 x ace something suited cards in a session, and hitting zero flushes too... 

Nothing like literally not picking up AA once in 12 hours, yet watching AA get passed around between the plebs.. 

Nothing like literally picking up AK only 3, maybe 4 times in 12 hours, and only winning with one of them 

Nothing like when you finally have the best hand, the entire table has been repeatedly made sure to have sweet f all, so I make nothing... and so it's ''fair'' for them

Should have seen what game did to me for 8 hours straight just now, because I'd won too much and hit 1.88bill on table, with barely even many good hands/cards.... 

Then its literally impossible to win for 8 hours straight, and only utterly set up to lose, basically

Most all of the entire session is recorded

Sat on empty CC table with 250mill, got it to 770m then had to go off, sat back with 770m, grinded more barely any good hands to hit 1.88bill, with the help of a 1 and singular set of 9's that I maximized pot size on, and reeled 2 people in perfectly for a nice pot 

Then got put into complete hard cap and extract mode, not able to win barely a bean for 8 hours straight, and repeatedly utter set up to lose.. 

Literally impossible for me to win barely anything for the next 8 hours, and only utter set ups to lose, to the same fed donks, with the same fed hands on repeat

and the brain cells still too stupid to grasp why that is, even after I've explained it to them, and given them demonstration after demonstration, hour after hour, of how/why I am hard capped, and just utterly set up to lose to the worlds worst players, being utterly fed nice hands on repeat

They seem to actually think I got to 1.9 bill on table from 250mill, as if I just get fed hands and wins like the rest of the troglodytes, then I just ''forgot how to play'' for 8 hours straight, and could only be utterly set up to lose

People too stupid to grasp how stupid they are, while they literally get fed nice hands and wins on repeat, every time they sit their dead brain at a table, then think they're good

Hilarious 

Getting utterly set up to lose on heads up, and 3 handed right now, for the last of my stack on that table..

As if game didn't already spend the last 8 hours feeding me sweet nothng but utter set ups to lose, to suck 1.6bill back from my stack on table, it had to go full insanity on 2-3 handed, for my last 300mill on table..

and the utter hard cap and set ups to lose continues when someone sits to start playing, for the fed plebs to be utterly fed trips, and a straight almost every hand

Just about sums every thing up, and proves my points even more

You honestly have to see this short clip on 3-4 handed, to be too stupid to grasp it..

Literally just utterly set up to lose, to ultra fed plebs, hitting trips, and 3-4 straights on me, within 15 hands, on 3 handed, like utter magic

They're literally fed multiple straights against me flopping top/2 pair, in 12 mins flat, on 2-3 handed

1 guy just got utterly fed 3 straights against my top pair/2 pair, in literally like 7 hands, on 3 handed.. Even board went A 2 3 4 5 , he had a fking 6, like super magic... 

Other guy utterly fed trips against me also, against my pocket over pair 9's, the perfect hand for him to be fed top pair 8, into a fed trip 8, to magically beat me with, as always..

...and that was on heads up, of all things.. Do I need to explain to the slow ones again, why that makes it even more incredible?

Possibly some of the craziest shit even I ever seen right there, in 12 mins flat, over 10-20 hands, on 2-3 handed...

Didn't think it was possible for even me to even be utterly set up to lose so fast, on such short handed table, for 300mill

Literally surprised the ace high flush vs straight flush didn't also just miraculously produce itself in 12 hands, on 3 handed table, it would have only been slightly more utterly crazy, than what just happened anyway

I mean, I may as well have just flopped a set 3 times in 9 hands, on 3 handed, and lost each time to an utterly fed straight... I mean, it's literally almost what just happened.. 

Proves all my points entirely, and just shows how utterly fked I get, and how utterly fed the plebs are

Forget watching the last 8 hours of me being put into extreme hard cap and extract mode from 1.9 bill to 300mill, and barely getting a winning hand for 8 hours, never mind a good pot..

..That short clip on short handed will blow your minds

And the dormant brained troglodytes actually think that stuffs normal

Well game done its very best to suck my entire stack from that table, game couldn't have got more wtfuckery if it tried 

Honestly fking insane what it's just done on 2-3 handed, to get my last 300mill, absolutely insane, never mind the last 8 hours of ''what in the actual fuck am I playing here?''

You'd think the whole purpose of the algorithm is to not let me win, and utterly set me up to lose to anyone and everyone...

...While feeding the plebs nice big hands, literally on repeat.. Like I literally spent 8 hours watching people hit flushes, sets, full house, trips, 2 pair, AA, KK , on repeat, for 8 hours, while I just got utter hard capped and set up to lose, each time I finally get something, basically

Who even plays for about literally 12 hours in a day, and doesn't once get AA? Me, while watching plebs pass the AA around, on repeat

Who even doesn't get a single AK, in about 7 hours of playing? Me, while still winning with mid cards, and barely a winning hand 

Even I usually get more AK of nothing, and AA to lose with, than absolutely no AA, and only literally 3-4 x AK, in about 12 hours of playing, with one of them winning.. 

Lets not talk about the multiple times I finally got AQ, and it was an utter set up to lose, or when I finally got AJ, and it was just an utter set up to lose..

...Or the multiple times I finally picked up high cards, and missed the entire board, then next hand, it's back to watching troglodytes get fed KQ etc., and flopping trips and FH, and stuff, almost every time.. Fed donk pleb magic

You've got to see the full video, and the short handed clip to believe it..

and even then, dead brains be like ''it's normal'', while too stupid to grasp how stupid they are

Mean while any one would think I was being dealt hands from a different deck to everyone else.. 

A6 and utterly miss, next flop A66 , sure, why not demonstrate more how my cards are so out of sync, that I may as well be playing with pokemon cards, and wondering why I'm not winning, while the plebs are literally fed AA, KK and QQ, on repeat, to go with their flush, their set, their full house, oh wait, another full house, now another straight, oh and AA again.. nice, now KQ and flop trips, without fail

Sigh, rolls eyes


Nothing like watching brain cells be fed multiple nice hands, and Ace high flushes on repeat, while I'm literally 40 + Ace suited cards deep, with no flush, as if by not at all random, magic

Need to make it fair for you plebs, or you'd stand no chance against me..

Not even a hope in hell of any of you out playing me, if the algorithm didn't do everything for you

But sure, I can hit a set 3 times in 9 hands, on heads up, for you to hit a straight each time, like the most miraculous magic you've ever seen, then actually think you're good

What ever miraculous magic makes you win, and makes you feel like you're a good player

Just like what usually happens with the rest of the plebs, that think they're good

Sure, you sit down and immediately be fed AK against my AQ, my best hand in 38 hands, for us to pair aces, and you to be utterly fed the win against me, and then actually imagine you're better than me.. Seems to work for every other brain cell

I mean, I should be over 2 bill up from last session on CC, but instead I won too much, so literally no winning hands or cards for me for almost 8 hours straight, no, instead only utter bait and attempted set ups to lose, literally almost every time I pick up a half decent start hand/hand, for 8 hours straight.. 


Then table empties.. and someone sits, and guy was immediately impressively fed trips against my good hand, then someone else sits, and other guy literally fed with 3-4 straights against me in like 7 hands, after I hit top pair/2 pair each time, on 3 handed table, as if by utter not legit random, frenzy miraculously getting more fked only, magic

So about 15 hands, on 2-3 handed, of the most miraculous magic, for the game to utterly suck the last of my 300mill on table

and I was suddenly about 400mill down for the day, instead of the 1.5 to 3bill up, I was/would be, if I could just get normal cards like your average pleb

I couldn't imagine you plebs hypothetical trying to play poker on my account, you've got less than no chance of winning like you normally get utterly fed.. Good luck winning while getting the utter opposite to your normal utter fed

Imagine thinking I'm so bad at poker, I can sit on an empty CC table, and grind for some hours from 250mill to 1.88bill, with barely even a winning hand...

...Then suddenly I can't play poker any more for 8 hours straight, and can only be utterly set up to lose, for 8 hours straight, because I just ''forgot how to play''

Or was it, I can't play, but managed to win, by retard magic.. Then I suddenly can't play anymore, and couldn't manage to win anymore, like magic?

I do love a bit of the primate peoples attempt at logic.. 

Like that logic where you think I get fed the same hands as you plebs.. Hilarious that is.. I'd have to return peoples billions to them if that was the case, I'd have way too much

Like dafuq am I going to do with 50bill + from winning off shit plebs on poker, that think they're good ..? 

I'd have to give it all away.. But it's ok, because the game will just utter hard cap me, so I don't super easily win billions off the shit plebs who think they're good players

I see Delphic sat back on CC now though, being utterly fed, again, just like last night.. Go delphic.. Probably went from 500mill to 1.2bill, in 23minutes, with those ''pure skills'' of his.

...By ''pure skills'' I mean the AA, then the AQ and win, then the flush, then the set, then the flush again, then the full house.. Then QK and hit trips.. ''Skills'' 

Oh, it looks like he's been fed and ran.. Seems I need to learn to do that, because impossible to beat utter hard cap and only set ups to lose, while playing against utterly fed plebs, that couldn't out play me in their wildest pipe dreams

Can we just ban frenzy from the forums already?

I’m more upset that I didn’t even get included 🤣

Who's we?

A few salty little rejects from a ku ku clown crew that I was in, that follow me around forum, disliking and reporting my comments, oh and dribbling at me.. Can't forget the dribble

Run back to your clown crew then, go ask more of them to like your comment, and dislike mine..

Can we just ban Puj and his ku ku clown crew from forums?

All they ever do is dribble their dead brain,  like they're not a mindless moron

I expected nothing less than a little legion of plebs who just sit on poker, and get fed nice hands every 6mins, to hate on me..

But I wasn't expecting ku ku clown crew, that doesn't even play poker, to still be following me around forum for weeks, dribbling at me.. Can you dry a bit of your salt out for me, so I can use it on my dinner? Make yourself useful, at least?

Dislike my comment more, 1 dislike per wannabe intellectual brain cell, please

Just don't miss that full house, then the KK, then the AA, then the set, then the straight, oh another full house.. Oh, now AQ and hit trips.. Oh look, AA again..

Oh, you're 800mill up in 18mins, again? Oh, you must be ''good''.. 

Me? Still learning the basics..

So I just spent 7 hours waiting for a hand to possibly win with, after spending 6 hours grinding from 250mill to 1.88bill on table, and instead only being fed utter trash useless cards, and attempted to be utterly set up to lose every time I get baited with some cards worth having, to lottery winning magic for 7 hours straight.. 

..With it even getting some how worse, when it went 2 and 3 handed table, of all things.... Way too much not at all legit random magic, for the mindless morons to grasp how not random it is.. Their feeble brains actually think it's normal poker stuff... and ''legit random''.. As they put their super man shirt on

Yh, I'm sure it's normal, me getting like %3 as many good hands, as the entire table, every time I play.. and just being attempted to repeatedly set up to lose, to the entire table, when in full extract mode..

Yh, I'm sure it's normal, that after 7 hours of nothing but set ups to lose, and extract mode, that 2 people sit at an empty table, and immediately start being fed trips against me.. With one guy being utterly fed 3-4 straights against me, in 12 minutes flat

Like that's anything even remotely close to normal legit random.. Probably normal to a dormant brained troglodyte, without the intelligence to even know what normal is

I mean, you'll literally sit down, and almost without fail, be instantly utterly fed AK, against my first AQ in 38 hands.. For the fed donk win

Then 38 hands of sweet F all later, and it's onto the next chimp to sit and instantly get utterly fed a win against me, like clock work fed donk pleb, magic.. Sure, I'll be fed my best hand in 38 hands, AJ to flop top pair jacks, for you to sit with your fed pocket QQ, and win.. 

Go you, fed donk with no clue

But I probably just need to learn the difference between a spade, and a club.. 

Yh, I remember that time I've never ever just been fed decent hands on a good table, like the dormant brained plebs get on repeat, then actually think they're good

It's nice to see that the primate people can make such decent topics as this though, in between all their utterly fed hands and wins.. I think the admin should sticky it

Where's all the primate spam though, from the fed plebs who think they're good?

Maybe they're busy being fed AA and KK on repeat.. Mean while I played for 12 hours other day, and literally didn't get AA once.. Seen the plebs get it many times though.. Funny that.. 

But I'm not a mindless chimp, who can just sit at any table, and be fed nice hands and wins, like a disability project with his superman shirt on, then actually think he's good at the game..

Mean while the best players must be utterly hard capped on wins, and must be utterly capped on cards, to attempt to make it fair for the mindless masses, who simply think they're good.. 

Sadly, the mindless masses would need more than a couple half working brain cells, to grasp this 

Yes, go you, you duh best, with the AA on repeat, and the nice hands fed to you on repeat.. You duh specialist ever

Yes, go you, play very bad, get utterly fed luck and hands.. Yes, you duh best!

Yes, go you, donk off most of your entire stack, to be immediately donk fed wins to get it all back, within 18mins flat, almost every time.. Yes, you duh best!

I literally couldn't imagine playing like most of you fed donk plebs.. I'd be broke instantly.. Oh, you think I'm joking?

Oh, did you guys think I was joking, about not getting AA once, in 12 hours of playing, while watching AA, KK etc. be passed around between the not so good players, who think they're good?

As if it's normal to play for 12 hours, and not get AA once, while watching it literally get passed around the entire table on repeat

Then I finally get KK, and of course it's just another utter attempted set up to lose, to some fed donk pleb, with the fed better hand.. Who then uses his brain cell, to imagine he's better than me

Literally told the fed donk plebs for hours the other night, to let me know when they see me getting fed nice hands and wins..

7 hours later, still waiting for that one nice fed win, that never came.. 7 hours later, still waiting for the table of troglodytes to grow a 2nd brain cell.. and grasp that they are hard fed, and I am hard capped

Sadly, they're all just too stupid to grasp it.. 

 I don't always wait 7 hours for a hand to win a nice pot with, and only get utter trash, into utter set ups to lose, and repeat.. But when I do, I watch as the entire table gets fed full houses, sets, flushes, straights, more full houses, more AA, and more KK, on repeat

and then actually think they're better than me... When the whole reason they are hard fed, while I'm hard capped, is because I'm 20 x better than most of them, and it's attempts to limit my winnings, and attempt to make it fair for the table of troglodytes, that couldn't play on my level in their wildest dreams

How many more demonstrations of me finally being graced with a pair of 5's, and out playing/wiping out the shit plebs, do people need, to grasp the fact I'm too good, and too dangerous, to be fed hands like the plebs?

People would stand less than no chance of ever beating me, if I was fed hands like the plebs.... I mean, you plebs can't even beat me while I'm in regular capped mode.... 

About the only time plebs ever ''beat me'', is when I'm in utter hard cap and extract mode, and wait 37 hands to be fed AQ vs AK and pair aces, against someone who literally just sat their brain cell down, with their bib on, ready to get utterly fed hands and wins, like the baby poker players they are compared to me

Funny how everyone on here with some actual intelligence, sees, realises and knows most of the same things I do, about how scuffed torn poker is..

Why is it difficult for the masses of low IQ fed plebs, to grasp the obvious, while they're being utterly fed hands and wins, like the baby poker players they are?


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• Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $25,000 and the reason: KUKU Clown Crew sends regards
  
  
  How's dovlet, yekim, marcus and grundig doing in the crew war, with the 40 bounties on each of them, they having fun?

oh look he's back (frenzytard) to high jacking threads that have nothing to do with him.

Oh look, more dead brain cells dribbling at me

oH lOoK, mOrE dEaD bRaIn CeLlS DrIbBlInG aT mE

Was this your brain cell?

I meant dribble, that's why I said it.. 

You were sent $1 from someone with the message: drivel not dribble you knob

wAs ThIs yOuR bRaIN CeLl?

i mEaNt dRiBblE, tHaT's WhY i SaId iT..

yOu WeRe SeNt $1 fRom sOmEoNe WiTh tHe mEsSaGe: dRiVeL nOt dRiBbLe YoU kNoB

shit at torn shit at making money on poker and wasting money on shit bounties mate youre weak as fuck LOL 

Yh, that's why my NW is more than yours

But sure, say more stuff.. Bring your whole crew to come dribble and dislike

You're hilarious

If only I ran away with that 1.8bill on table, instead of attempting to play clown poker for 7 hours more.. 

My NW would have been like 4.5bill, 2 days ago

If only I haven't been utterly hard capped since playing torn clown poker

My NW would have been about 25bill, about 3 weeks ago

yH, tHaT's WhY My nW Is MoRe thEn yOuRs

bUt sUrE, SaY mOrE StUfF.. BrInG YoUr wHoLe cReW To ComE dRiBbLe aNd dIsLikE

yOu'rE hILaRiOuS

iF oNlY i rAn aWaY WiTh 1.8bIlL On tAbLe, InStEaD oF AtTeMpTinG To plAy cLOwN pOKeR FoR 7 HoUrS MoRe..

If oNlY i HaVeN't BeEn uTtErLy hArD CaPpEd sInCe pLaYinG tOrN cLoWn pOKeR

mY nW wOulD hAvE BeEn AbOuT 25BiLl, aBoUt 3 wEeKs aGo

You ok there mate?

yOu oK tHeRe MaTe?

LOL clown poker its only clown poker cuz you play it moron 

haha all my networth is tied up in my faction i see youve got your own ku ku faction looks shit (not a surprise)

can you ever stop blaming everyone else? you wouldve had 25 bill networth if you was any good at poker lol

why dont you go make another 12 hour video of your failures again