Are you a gambler down to your last buck?
Do you want to gamble more, but don't want to liquidate your assets?
Well you're in luck!
My loan shark service is simple:
Step 1: I appraise your collateral and give you an offer
Step 2: You take the loan, and do whatever you want with the money
Step 3a: You pay the loan + interest within a week and get your collateral back
Or Step 3b: You default on the loan, and no further action needs to be taken
Loan terms:
Interest rate: ~5% per week
Minimum loan amount: $1b
Maximum loan amount: $20b
Loan duration: 1 week (extensions can be requested with additional weeks of interest)
Accepted collateral: Commodities (Xanax, Cans, FHCs, SEs), PIs, RW weapons and armor
The terms of the loan offered will be dependent on the liquidity and price uncertainty of the collateral.
An item with high price fluctuations will receive a conservative appraisal.
For RW items, the 3% auction house fee is also factored in.
Example loan terms:
Collateral: 4225 happiness max PI
Loan given: $1.57b
Loan repayment + interest in 1 week: $1.65b
Special offer:
If you use the loan to play me 1v1 in poker on Juan on Juan or a higher table and take 100 bb off of me, your interest will be waived!
Message me today for an appraisal!