Hey torn citizens, today’s my birthday and I’m feeling a little lonely. I know, I know… desperate for attention. 😂
Anyway, anyone who sends me a gift is officially invited to my party with a beer. 🍺 🎁
And no, I’m not making up my birthday! I could show my ID, but with some of the freaks around here, I’d rather not risk the whole identity-theft situation. 😂