BUM FIGHTS - E Tu Whanau Production

this is my first time EVER touching torn it took my spouse months of talking about it for me to give it a chance lol I'm just a chronic RuneScape player so we go hard (IYKYK), i showed my spouse my YT history i literally have watched almost every YT video there is on torn in the last 50 days, lol i have one playing in the shower, otw to work etc. but i appreciate the compliment!

No idea why u are still entertaining this 

you aren't wrong shit just cracks me up everytime i get called one lol

I’m guessing they were cheap enough to pass vetting :) 

From OP: “… Sponsors have the option to give you god awful BB quality RW weapons (under 80 total when adding damage and accuracy)…”

If you were going to give them RW gear, wind up is a good choice if they are comparable stats as it’s high risk for dubious reward. Wind up is lethal if there is a monstrous disparity, so it’s probably good here. Metal nuns are a good choice for wind up due to decent accuracy. 

It just didn’t fit the original metrics, but it is entertaining seeing it in a bum fight log. I like it. 

Is it more effective than a good quality grey weapon though?

More bumfight logs?

I demand more animations please. 

Round 2 Wrap-Up!

With some of teething issues of round 1 out of the way we dove into round 2!

Round 2 started with bloodshed out of the gates; we had a lot of noobies attacking early to try catch their opponents off guard and trying to lock in that lowest stat tiebreaker. (Stats are snapshot from attack not defense, so if you can snag a win at your lowest stats for the round then you've got a higher chance of pulling off the round win)

We also had a request by a noobie who had received 2 OD's in a row to delay his attack till after he was off Xanax CD which I accepted cause the poor guy well OD'd twice in a row... he unfortunately still lost but I respect the ask!

We're going to take a small break to let the bums fly around for Tourism day, fighting will commence again on the 29th of September 00.01 TCT, Brackets will be updated though to allow for some early betting as we step into the Quarterfinals!

Animation's!

I'm trying not to put too much pressure on them to finish their works so check in regularly for updates, I'll be posting them under each round wrap up!

https://www.torn.com/page.php?sid=attackLog&ID=51d7695710da2e418954758f01105417 (Our resident underdog taking on a nasty pair of windup chucks)
Woogzzy vs Punkin1173

Load image

by Mikzcool

Reserved for 2nd Animation

For the quarterfinals, would people like the logs posted for each fight?

Would people like the time of the attack posted so they can watch the loader? (Do you think you can control yourself NOT to interfere?)

Let the boobs do their thing. 

I would like to see the logs of each fight so I can revel in the low levrl chaos.

Edit: *Let the NOOBS do their thing. I’m not against letting the boobs enjoy their freedom either.

I'd also like to acknowledge vladimirium, one of the noobies knocked out in round 2. After accepting a re-do of an attack which turned into a loss for his round he was incredibly sporting and essentially took the loss when he didn't need to. Much respect mate!