You read it anyway, didn’t you? 😂
Since you’re here… Stat Forge is hiring.
We’re a 4* Fitness Center under active new ownership*, rebuilding the roster and pushing toward 5 and eventually 10**.
We’re looking for active players who want to grow with the company—not just another place to collect a paycheck.
What we offer:
• $50k/day starting pay
• Company trains available
• Raises as company profits improve
• Active director
• Roles assigned around your work stats
• Long-term push toward 10*
Fitness Center perks:
• 1* — 30 min education reduction per JP
• 3* — 50% less happiness loss in the gym
• 5* — Strength gains via job points
• 7* — +3% life regeneration per tick
• 10* — +3% gym gains
We’re currently strengthening the roster, so good EE, activity, regular rehab, and solid work stats all get our attention.
Interested? DM MoNo or apply to Stat Forge.
And next time somebody tells you not to read something… maybe listen. 😂