Crows vs emu

OP:

"Hello ChatGPT, we at SHAT are bullying a much weaker faction again. Make a forum post that makes us sound cool.

Oh, they are called Emu something 66, that is a bird right? Maye do something with that, because we are crows (they like shiny things, get it?).

I asked Grok before but the stuff with Nazis went too far. So please keep it cute and add that I won't take questions because I don't want to run out of tokens again."

💀 Damn last time I use chat to make the paragraph I wrote look better. I’ll do better next time 🐦‍⬛

07:52:15 - 04/10/26 You used 25 energy attacking Dig-Bick-Fred but failed due to a status change [view]

07:52:16 - 04/10/26 Xnot hospitalized you sending you to the hospital for 3h 34m [view]

HP remaining 1,331 / 7,500

You got lucky this time but next don't be so sure about someone saving you

Penguin is with us for 175 days now and has not mentioned you ONCE.

Please don't make yourself more important than you are, its just cringe.

This is on you and your ego and you know it. Also trying to pull "your" whole alliance into this (after already trying to come at us with 3 factions) is silly behavior and a waste of time and e for them.

Yes we do have friends over at these factions and yes they do message us about it.

You can just let it go really and stop making a bigger fool out of you now.

Nobody will remember it tomorrow.

Buddy your faction started a raid in the middle of the night 

Then when when our family steps in to provide support like any other family would (Not sure if you know what that means*In-game*) you wanna cry about it and call us hurt

We'll see whose hurt at the end when you have less than 1 million...

Oh let me not go over my head here this is premium tea so better not spill  to much of itLoad image: beard

You can also just unblock me, you clearly want to talk to me.

Also:

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Okay, I'll just say: gimme proof of me saying that to Samurai and also sitting on Cerebral Decay's page. Bro, we are getting paid to hosp them 😭. Obviously I'll be on his page and attack him after war protection goes off so I can hosp him, but yeah, it's all about you and your faction, right? 🤓

I got logs with timestamps, bruv. We raided before we started the war, and I didn't attack first. I was stacking for war; Goqi attacked me three times back-to-back:

14:40:00 - 02/10/26 GoqiDixon mugged you for $10,657, sending you to the hospital for 0h 34m [view]

14:48:54 - 02/10/26 GoqiDixon attacked you, sending you to the hospital for 0h 17m [view]

14:56:14 - 02/10/26 GoqiDixon attacked you, sending you to the hospital for 0h 24m [view]

14:56:55 - 02/10/26 Shiny Horde Avian Team has initiated a raid on Emu Order 66

15:00:20 - 02/10/26 The ranked war between Shiny Horde Avian Team and Iron Rose Cartel has begun

Get your facts right, bruv. And also, lol, not everything is about you and your faction. Get over it.

I joined SHAT because I wanna play a crime game like a crime game, not like FarmVille. You play by chaining for respect without paying your members shit, and when you do pay, it's like 60k/hit, right? HAHAHA. Your members are better off selling losses!!!

And about K****, he still lives rent-free in your head LMAO.

Also idk how the chat ss is relevant but okay ig :D

Edit: forgot to tag ur message+_+

Step 1. Be a leader of a collective of new players and call yourself Emus

Step 2. Somehow get accepted to be a part of an alliance although you bring nothing to the table

Step 3. Start a raid you cant win for bs reasons

Step 4. Complain to your alliance hoping they will will

come to your aid since you stupidly started a war you cant win

Step 5. ??? (It aint gonna be profit tho)

heres to hoping otherwise sensible Nameless members can see that emus are just using the newly minted alliance for their personal agenda. Id just boot the flightless birds from any alliance though

otherwise bring it on, crows welcome a feast of emu meat.

oh and this: 

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“we are raiding you but please dont attack me” - regular emu member 2026

Wait We Started the Raid..... That's news to me. 

so you lose a ranked war, blame merc (?), threaten merc (?), merc fac raid emu, lose the rank war, lose to the merc (?), raid merc with family faction and lose the raid (?) am i missing any of this?

oh also dirty bomb threat, that is lunch for the crows.

edit: scratch that lose rank war, i am wrong

Anyone heard of the Great Emu War? 

The Emu's won.

Who lost a war?

Cause we're 2-0 on Cerebral Decay and we didn't blame anything on mercs

We never started any raids 

We won our war

And we got raided when BadHabbbits was asleep and Pqp would never start something unnecessary 

DB's are getting threatened cause shat wants drama and pity

We'll leave the pitying to others while we give them the drama they so disire

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This ur fac?

This you? https://www.torn.com/page.php?sid=attackLog&ID=f99c9bce6be451b6513d941d198718e0

i dont think the drama youre giving us is working out like you want it to.

He is just being salty as DBF hasnt paid him for the losses 😔

09:02:48 - 04/10/26 _Hell attacked Dig-Bick-Fred but lost [view]

07:51:47 - 04/10/26 _Hell attacked Dig-Bick-Fred but lost [view]

07:51:24 - 04/10/26 _Hell attacked Dig-Bick-Fred but lost [view]

Dm me I'll pay the losses 10k per 

ty

You know what. Thats very mean of DBF 😢

I will gladly pay out of pocket for the losses he hasnt paid for with an additional 10k per loss. 
just gotta message me sayin “im weak and need that cash” _Hell and ill send you the money youre owed.

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this you? big talker who can dish it but can't take it?

be very sure to get cash for the raid hits you've been doing emus, cause shat pays for raid hits, and very generous pay on war hits
its very sad to see exploitation on member for a sub 1 mil war hit pay and 0 raid pay, all the wealth to the leadership i guess, gotta make new cache farm sub faction

also cat for karma farm

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I Love how its being Painted as if Emus Started this raid. To Clarify..... SHAT started the raid on Emu Order 66. 
lets not let that get lost in translation :D 

… well that’s embarrassing as _Hell