Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
post your dad jokes here
Dad Jokes
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- DrZed [237786]
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You act like it is funny so yes. it does make it look like you think it is a perfectly fine thing to do. How could you find what you said to be funny otherwise?
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
post your dad jokes here
What do nosy peppers do?
Get jalapeno business.
How does the train eat his food?
He chew chews
There's no bad jokes. Just bad timing or bad crowd :)
Why's Dublin world's biggest city?
Cause it keeps Dublin and Dublin !
My 9 yo loved it :D
why did the kids eat their homework?
Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Dad: Do you know why they call it popcorn?
Little Hubert:No, why do they do that dad?
Because soda maize does not sound that good.
Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?
Because it was two-tired.
Did you hear about the magical tractor?
It turned into a farm.
Not a joke actually, but when I was a little kid just learning to read my dad would constantly reach over and put his hand on my head while we were out... a long time went by before I figured out why, and when I did I laughed so hard...
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What do cows watch when they are bored? Mooovies
What did the child say to the two Pear's? ImI going to eat the pear of you.
What did the momma cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime
What do you say when someone says they love fursuits?
Suit yourself.
How did the vacuum cleaner die?
It bit the dust.
Did you hear about the cannibal family man?
he had a wife and ate kids.
Whats a math teachers favorite tree?
A geometry
Definition of rape:
Assault with a friendly weapon.
Went out with a Kinky Vegan last night, she likes to be artichoked
cmon man, thats just distasteful. no need for that here
why is it hard for life guards to save hippies?
They're too far out. [:dizzy:]
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.