This may come as a big surprise, but after spending my whole Torn career fighting the good fight against JFA, I finally feel as though my work here is done.
They began this fight while I was still a fresh-faced noob after I defended my Uncle Enigma in a post, but they quickly learned that I was not the woman who'd just roll over and let them have their way with me. They tried to slander me, slander my friends, even chased off not one but TWO spouses by threatening and bountying them....
But deep in my heart, I am a forgiving person. As Alexander Pope once wrote: "To err is human, to forgive, divine." And, though I've won many a battle in the forums against these misguided souls, I also lost a piece of me in the process...
My light is far dimmer than it once was, but not yet extinguished. My soul, bound by my hatred, yearns to be once again free of angst, and turmoil...
Rejoice JFA, for my words will no longer seek to destroy you...Instead, I shall use them to motivate and encourage you, for I know that within each of you lies a lamb fearing the slaughter. Fear no more, little lambs, you are safe once again.
Tl;dr - UR is becoming a sub-faction of Relentless, and I have to be good and not make "cancerous posts" if I wanna kick JFA ass for realz. [:sick:]