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Stand-Tall Saturday with Kyro

Started by Kyro [2007441] on in Graveyard.

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  • Leafeh [467479] · 19 likes ·
    I'll pay you 100mill if you don't make a post for 3 months. Mail me if you're interested in this offer and don't post, and the timer can start there.
  • Leafeh [467479] · 7 likes ·
    200mill. Final offer.
  • AineMari [2117276] · 7 likes ·
    I just wish to point out " Us Noobs" really doesn't apply to you at over 1000 days old in Torn. After 2.75 years in Torn I should think you know exactly how things work. Wishing you a good day, …
Kyro [2007441] · #1 · edited
Everyone knows me and everyone loves me it's Kyro



Today

I'm here to convince you all to rise up against the oppression Us noobs face under the control of the elites of the forums!

Let me raise and command you to become more than yourself , no longer will us noobs will quake in fear whenever thinking about posting on the forums

RISE UP AND BE MORE THAN YOURSELF
Leafeh [467479] · #2
I'll pay you 100mill if you don't make a post for 3 months.

Mail me if you're interested in this offer and don't post, and the timer can start there.
Kyro [2007441] · #3
I won’t be bribed with such a small amount of money  
I’m not some hooker on the corner

Im the voice of the noobs
Kelsie [340367] · #5
Maybe you should quiet your voice. It just makes you look worse, and doesn’t look good for the ‘noobs’
Tyrion [1967379] · #11
You realise that offers like these will set a premise for all shit-posters/multies in the future though, right?
Heigw [1962062] · #14
Not gonna lie, I'm not even a shitposter but I'd take that. Might be good to get away from the toxic waste dump for a few months anyway.
Triplicant [2037705] · #15
This cues an internal debate of how bloody much would it take to remove me from the forums via buy-off.

Shiiiiiiiiit....

At least 100mil a day.
Heigw [1962062] · #19
I don't mind you here, so I won't pay anything. If you leave, good on you, but you'll be doing it un-paid.