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I will gift a Castle during Christmas to a player who make his own Christmas Carol / Christmas theme poem and post it here.

Also add ralu to friends and put your name on the Santa's list here https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16202175&b=0&a=0.

This was written just for you, magarul: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVQPmtjHzh4

Desperate attempt from raluca to farm some karma Load image: laughing

LOL, you are funny but you need your own :P

Raluca a bish,
iribuya a snitch,
Magicdust will mug you,
and leave you in a ditch =)


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Do I win ? :D

Send the castle first

The best carol will be selected in 3 days, don't hurry.

Yo yo check it, it’s Ralucer,
He will take your money in poker,
and make sure you’re broker,
than fenboy hooter,
he needs to stick to riding a scooter,
im so broke I’m going to have to resort to becoming a masterful looter

*drops the mic*

Snowboard snowboard realist sells
hosp and bounty those who tells
mugged raluca just this once
spams in forum oh this dunce
merry christmas all of torn
I'm off now to watch some porn

I waited up till 2am
but Santa never came
I checked the milk and cookies
but everything looked the same
about 3am I fell asleep
dreamt of Santa on his sleigh
when I woke he'd been again
oh well, maybe I'll catch him next year

Twas the night before Tornmas, and all through the city,
Things were burning and it was a bit shitty,
Discarded needles just lay on the floor,
While Leslie was banging some random whore,
Duke stroked Penelope with tenderness and care,
While giving his debtees a bit of a scare,
And I was in bed, just having a nap,
When suddenly something did land in my lap.
I looked out the window and it gave me a pause,
'Cause there on the rooftop was Santa Claus,
His beard was blackened and covered in soot,
And a large kitchen knife stuck out of his foot.
He pointed to the package now held in my hands,
Containing a list of Sally's demands.
It seemed that Sally had done something silly,
She'd caught old St. Nick and cut off his willy,
But poor Nick had no choice, if he wanted it back,
He'd need to bring Sally a shitload of crack.
Turns out she's an addict, and a bad one at that,
And to fund her habit she'd even done scat,
And her cute little sweet shop was only a front,
For the crack den run by that drug-addled c*nt.
Santa pleaded with me, no one else would assist,
And at that request I could not resist.
"You need to find Chedburn, he's your man,
If he won't help you then nobody can".
I gave the old guy some crack to give Sally,
Said I'd be waiting, no need to dally,
And when Nick came back, his eyes filled with hope,
I gave my best smile then pulled out a rope.
I tied that old man to the chimney stack,
Took out my hammer and gave him a whack.
Santa cried as he shouted out "but why?
I bring you these gifts and you want me to die?"
I ignored the old man as I dialled my phone,
Summoning Duke to reclaim his throne.
Old Dukey showed up with a gun in his hand,
Saying he was the bestest, and Christmas frauds banned,
And St. Nick who gave crap like socks and books,
Deserved nothing but coal and two right hooks,
And perhaps a dookie, which he'd drop for free,
He'd get it out with some laxatives - eventually.
As Duke popped a squat, Santa arose,
For some reason removing all of his clothes,
He tore off the rope, his eyes filled with spite,
I'd say the old man looked ready to fight.
Instead with a whistle, he summoned his sleigh,
And before he turned to fly away,
He spoke with a booming, thunderous roar:
"f**k you, Duke, your mother's a whore!
The citizens of Torn have no morals at all,
Not one soul helped me or answered my call.
I abandon you henceforth, to survive on your own,
For the disgraceful behaviour you have shown.
You are disgusting creatures, and you know just why.
Merry f**king Christmas to all, I hope you all die".

The Castle competition is over, winner is Voodoovodka [2628897]. Congratulations and Merry Christmas to all!

My post had 14 upvotes, this is blasphemy