Anon in Torn

> be me
> live in a shack near the dump
> make $ by buying an selling beer, sometimes steal chocolates and jackets
> gonna buy a private island one of these days for sure
> go to the dump to search for any good stuff
> see a tough looking guy
> he's bullying a qt3.14
> she looking fine, bare feet
> psych myself up to go protecc her
> think I can get him from behind with my baseball bat
> he doesn't even turn back
> next thing I know I'm in a hospital bed beside a guy who got mauled by a dog
> it's fine, shit happens, but I vow revenge
> try to look for qt3.14 whenever I can
> few days later see her get out of a Ferrari with tough guy
> they're wearing rings
> mfw

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You ok?

Looks like the shit is hitting all the right places today, cman’

Torn Forums is not 4chan, goodbye

okey. you need to go treatment mate.
i r+ cause its funneh

That cutie is most likely a he anyway. Just focus buying that PI you want. Torn is not a tinder.

are we really green texting on torn?
maybe just keep to 4chan u weirdo

go outside

Now this is what i call good quality posts B)

> be me
> felt bad for op
> R+
>Load image: cool

So … what I think you’re saying is … today is …

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Hold up, you dont live in a shack, you live in a PI. Already failed step 2.

> she looking fine, bare feet
R+

Where them girls at?

A poet is born

....not here

...but somewhere

Cheer up it can only get worse....

....i know