Cocaine when?

Reading the title, you must have thought that this might be just another suggestion. A fun one, some might say.
But as you read the author's name, you felt a the sensation of dread.
Is this gonna be another rambling? like that previous one? or that other one?
Will he shamelessly plug his ramblings? What's next? Is he gonna plug a referral link? We're already in torn!
He'd be stupid to do that.

With that exposition and shameless plugging out of the way, let's get snorting!

For a city which kills more senators than they eat, it is surprising to know that in Torn, cocaine is nowhere to be found.
Is it a conspiracy? Is someone hoarding all the coke? Is someone snorting all the coke?

Some players say that I must have been snorting coke, cause for some reason they don't understand my forum posts. (also known as rants)
I say they're too high on xanax to comprehend my coke fueled ramblings.

But really, in all seriousness. Having cocaine in the game will be a good update.
Also a good excuse to add Bogota, Columbia on the travel agency. and you know what people buy there! Chocolates and Emeralds. of course.

I don't really have an Idea what the effects will be, but it would be nice to add +50% forum typing speed in there so I can ramble more.
Might aswell add -200% forum typing speed to the OD so I'll get taken down a peg once in a while.

What do you think dear reader, do you want cocaine to be added to the game?
If you do, SMASH that Like button! We only need 250 likes for the devs to consider it!
or don't. just vote "Yes, definitely." on the poll.

also how about an extra carrying slot.... up your butt.

Well we already have Speed, so I can't see Cocaine doing anything different from that, they're pretty much the same.

Also, there's a crime that lets you transport Cocaine if you're interested.

Transport and sell cocaine for 8 nerve

-R

This drug would fall as useless as the other ones besides Xanax and ecstacy also Ched has kept it out of the game for a reason and probably has to do with IRL influence even though i always thought about it i never thought it should get as far as to be added to the game. Maybe Torn could add some type of drug only found once like the lovejuice with some type of something cool dunno like All syringes injected as one but not cocaine tho.