Ejaculate

[2604953] Level 56 Celebrity Outcast Hospital

Observed 2 Sep 2026 · 24 days ago · Torn public profile

Ejaculate is a level 56 player in Ejaculate who signed up on 15 Sep 2020. Their standout stat is Bounties received: #490, top 0.1% of ranked players.

#490 for bounties received top 0.1% of ranked players
#1,903 (tied with 1 other) for unarmored fights won top 0.23% of ranked players
Signed up 15 Sep 2020 (6 years ago)
496 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 2 Sep 2026 · 24 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 56; #39,500 tied with 876 others top 1.6%; +6 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 2,178; #1,166,874 tied with 179 others top 47%
Awards: 295; #39,390 tied with 203 others top 3.4%; +33 since Jan
Networth: $445,122,087; #99,308 top 4.2%; −187,594,263 since Jan
Xanax taken: 1,002; #31,092 tied with 19 others top 12%; +157 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 16; #52,293 tied with 1,026 others top 43%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 266; #36,789 tied with 96 others top 15%; +43 since Jan
Attacks won: 2,060; #47,128 tied with 12 others top 4.3%; +40 since Jan
Defends won: 144; #51,456 tied with 331 others top 7.7%; +47 since Jan
Revives given: 2,201; #1,865 tied with 1 other top 2.4%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 26,137; #36,894 top 7.9%; +7,698 since Jan
Races won: 551; #8,483 tied with 18 others top 6.2%; +240 since Jan
Times traveled: 410; #56,258 tied with 72 others top 26%; +14 since Jan
Time played (days): 70.7; #15,279 top 1.1%; +11.7 since Jan

What stands out 6

#490

Bounties

Bounties received

1,648 top 0.1%

#1,903tied with 1 other

Combat

Unarmored fights won

tied with 1 other

873 top 0.23%

#1,521tied with 3 others

Hospital

Revives received

tied with 3 others

1,001 top 0.25%

#1,771

Bounties

Value of bounties received

$229,004,023 top 0.39%

#13,830tied with 8 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 8 others

5,919 top 0.68%

#15,279

Activity

Time played

70.7 top 1.1%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Revive skill: 100 — #1 (tied with 2,508 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Burglary skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#1tied with 2,508 others

Hospital

Revive skill

tied with 2,508 others

100 top 0.099%

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+6	50	56
Awards	+33	262	295
Networth	−187,594,263	$632,716,350	$445,122,087
Xanax taken	+157	845	1,002
Energy refills	+43	223	266
Attacks won	+40	2,020	2,060
Defends won	+47	97	144
Criminal offenses	+7,698	18,439	26,137
Races won	+240	311	551
Times traveled	+14	396	410
Time played (days)	+11.7	59	70.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 2 Sep 2026 · 24 days ago

Xanax taken: 1,002; #31,092 tied with 19 others top 12%
Energy refills: 266; #36,789 tied with 96 others top 15%
Energy drinks used: 16; #52,293 tied with 1,026 others top 43%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 106; #33,539 tied with 184 others top 24%
Elo rating: 1,442; #49,407 tied with 83 others top 2.6%
Best damage: 3,058; #52,695 tied with 15 others top 3.7%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 25 Jan 2026 and 2 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 505 · archived: 496 · threads started (archived): 23

Threads started 5 most recent

1 day V a day Graveyard · 18 May 2025 · 23 replies
Are Safety Upgrades useful? Questions & Answers · 16 Mar 2025 · 8 replies
After 100% All crimes Questions & Answers · 9 Mar 2025 · 18 replies
Curvy Tarmac A Car Racing · 29 Sep 2024 · 1 reply
Most Ignored. General Discussion · 29 Jul 2024 · 46 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Master Outcast → Celebrity Outcast between 25 Jan and 2 Sep
Spouse changed between 25 Jan and 2 Sep
Joined Ejaculate between 25 Jan and 2 Sep
Name changed from malWoe to Ejaculate between 25 Jan and 2 Sep

Also known as: fody, malWoe, Fody

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