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    Just Janet's Speech 2022 Good Evening, this is sleep specialist JustJanet of the Sleepyheads. Wishing you the peaceful sleep of the dead. Don't worry... Sleepyheads are experts in sleep therapy. We'll Tuck you up good and then spend the night …

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bogie [148747] Admin Staff · #1
You don’t have to be a leader to inspire others. In fact, given the state of last year’s Elimination commanders, it’s probably best if you’re not. Regardless of your status, we’d like you to write and record a rousing speech to inspire your team to victory in Elimination 2022. Rally those Rain Men. Stir up Satan’s Soldiers. And drive on those Dirty Cops!

Your speech should be 60 seconds or shorter, and it must be written and performed by you or another human. You may use music and video to amplify the effect of your speech if you wish, but please try to be original with your creations - if your piece is a lazy parody of a Churchill and it’s recorded by an artificial human voice, you’re not gonna place.

We want to hear your passion, your anger, and your hope in this speech. We want spine-tingling oratory the likes of which haven’t been heard in decades. A call to arms. A vocal act of resistance against overwhelming odds. We want a speech that will live long in the memories of those who fought for their lives in Elimination 2022.

Or, you can do something stupid like this. Either’s fine.


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[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]THE RULES[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Write and record a rousing speech to inspire one of the 2022 Elimination teams to victory.[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Your speech should be original and avoid parodying other famous speeches.[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]You must record your speech in yours or someone else’s voice - artificial voices will not be accepted.[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]You may include just one entry into this event, either as an audio or video link.[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Your speech should be 60 seconds or less - anything after this limit will not be listened to.[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Please say your name and 2022 Elimination Speech Competition at the beginning of your entry - this will not count towards your 60 second limit.[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]You may not use or partially use entries from previous competitions.[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Your entry should be PG-13 and avoid breaking any of the Torn rules.[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]All entries must be submitted by 23:59:59 on the 25th of September.[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]The winners will be selected by the Community Events Team.[/background]




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]The decision of the judges shall be final and no correspondence or discussion shall be entered into.[/background]



Prizes to be awarded

1st place: Gold ribbon + honor bar + 1,000 points + special gift + Gold Mic

2nd place: Silver ribbon + 500 points + special gift + Silver Mic

3rd place: Bronze ribbon + 250 points + special gift + Bronze Mic

Any posts here which do not contain entries will be deleted and proper action taken. Any posts which do not follow the rules will be disqualified.





CerealKillaKyle [1857028] · #5 · edited
In the eyes of the firestarters Randomly selected strangers If you Mess with us we're gonna fight Cause the firestarters are upon you Anyone in our way we're gonna beat you Even our own allies look behind you Cause that's where the firestarters gonna be.

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Sacramentum [2808008] · #6 · edited
Recording
^
Sacramentum's Torn Elimination Speech 2022

With raging storms being born
This will be our proclamation throughout Torn
Our roaring thunder
Is not a blunder
Its your warning
Before our lightning
JustJanet [911066] · #9
Just Janet's Speech 2022

Good Evening, this is sleep specialist JustJanet of the Sleepyheads.
Wishing you the peaceful sleep of the dead.
Don't worry... Sleepyheads are experts in sleep therapy.
We'll Tuck you up good and then spend the night
watching over you as you slumber.
If you start to stir, we'll be there waiting to knock you out
all over again.
We take the drama out of Dramamine and send you off
to the land of Nod.
Rest assured; we won't rest until you rest!
In pieces!
Nighty night
Sleep tight!
We'll muffle your screams
as the Sleepyheads bite!
LastRites [2113741] · #10 · edited
2022 Elimination Speech Competition by LastRites (2113741)

Sleepyheads,

As we awaken from our sweet slumber and stand upon this great battlefield of Torn, we are reminded that Elimination is upon us.

And although we long for the warm comfort of our beds, we can’t lay back and watch our enemies steal our tickets while they catch us napping!

Nay, I say!

We must be the ones to be snatching the tickets from OUR foes; to be stuffing our mattresses full of our opponents’ ill-begotten tickets every 30 minutes!

Sleepyheads, I ask you…

Are we going to rest on our laurels as the Dirty Cops slash our sheets?

Are we going to catch a few winks as the Wolf Pack mangles our mattresses??

Are we going to take an afternoon siesta as the Laughing Stock pounds our pillows???

Then let’s get out there and eradicate our enemies’ stockpile of tickets!!!

….right after this glorious slumber.
Justice [1446944] · #11
Quack quack quack!

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Quack quack quack quack!!!!!
Quack quack quack!!!!!

Quack quack?
Quack quack quack!!!!!!!

Quack quack

Quack.
Duckerz [970690] · #14
I might not be on the team of the Ducks, but that doesn't mean that I still don't have the luck of a duck... Throw yourselves Infront of me for protection and we are sure to win at least 5th place. Duck speed and let's slay them like the locusts lay waste to crops!
Loikaz [2761692] · #16
Recording

Speech:

Loikaz Torn city elimination competition 2022

SleepyHeads,

Cast the weariness away from your blood shot eyes and join me as mayhem is upon us.
Our dreams have been shattered and our sleep has been disturbed.

Dirty cops, laughing stocks, firestarters, wolfpacks, among others have caused ruckus interrupting our beautiful slumber.

They brought us back to this gritty reality. The very reality we rejected ages ago.

But now they shall feel our wrath.

Sleepyheads, put on your onesies and raise your pillows up in the air as we sing our foes a lullaby of lead and steel before we lay them down for their eternal sleep.

Join me, as we fight for our right to get back to our dreams.

Sleepy Heads UNITE
For Dreams, Glory, and afternoon NAPS !!!!!
Firestar [2629585] · #17

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My entry

Mighty howling ferocious wolves, pack arise and devour your enemies. Growling slavering jowls chomp down and break bone of evil. Victorious howls to the moon, blood glistening on fur. Excitement running through your veins.
No fear of battle in our hearts, we sharpen our fangs on rubber ducky skulls. No sleepyheads nodding off in our pack. Rawring thunder heard in the distance strikes zero fear in the brave hearts of the mighty Wolf Pack!
NedwardBalton [2622839] · #18 · edited
Thought I'd try my hand now that Firestarters have survived Jeans, Satants and Stocks, and are still above water despite the odds. My phone doesn't offer the best recording but that obviously just adds grit, like the message is going out on a loudspeaker over the trenches.

Link to my entry on Soundcloud


NedwardBalton 2022 Elimination Speech Competition

We started the fire, and the world began to burn

Since the beginning of Eliminations we have brought fiery ruin upon our enemies - even as upon all sides they have attempted to smother us out

But I tell you now, that when our light seems dim, when our foes think that we are but a smouldering ember - now is the hour when we shall bust forth again into an inferno the likes of which has never been seen

We will cook the ducks, crack the eggs and smoke out the wolves
The long arm of the law will be singed and recoil
No thunder cloud nor rain of man will extinguish our flame
The sleepy will find eternal rest in a boneyard of ash

None will be spared from the fires of perdition

For the fire has come, and it will leave nothing in its wake