200 ENEMIES - A REFLECTION

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OFFICIAL THEFERRETT DISCUSSION

Good afternoon citizens of Torn,

I recently discovered I have 200 (Two Hundred) enemies on Torn and this got me thinking back to my previous thread SUCCESS BRINGS HATERS??? where I asked a very serious and philosophical point around whether SUCCESS BRINGS HATERS???.

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The thread was a box office success receiving almost 10 pages of very good discussion and 100+ upvotes. The thread was an all round success and I feel the community is better off now after participating in this Plato slash Aristotle level of discussion slash philosophical discussion.

For anyone wondering why I am saying slash instead of typing the slash icon, my slash button is broke. Don't ask. My mother recently stopped giving me pocket money and said I'm 27 and need to move out and I punched my keyboard and the slash key broke.

This has confused, befuddled, bamboozled, shocked and quite frankly SADDENED me. I do NOT deserve 200 enemies. I am NICE, KIND, FUNNY (IRL AND IN TORN), NOT A SHIT POSTER. FUNNY, GOOD LOOKING (IRL), HANDSOME (IRL) and what many people would describe, an all round nice guy who is happy to help.

Conclusion and important THEFERRETT Analysis:

Perhaps SUCCESS DOES BRING HATERS??? The more SUCCESS I achieve the more my ENEMIES go up.

MORE MONEY = MORE TORN CITY DOT COM ENEMIES - The Notorious Ferrett (2022)

200 ENEMIES =

200 reasons I am BETTER than you.
200 OFFICIAL HATERS. (Thousands more who can't upgrade their enemy list AKA UNOFFICIAL HATERS).
200 reasons to HATE me.
200 people who will NEVER be better than me.
200 people living a HATE filled life.
200 people who are GREEN with JEALOUSY.
200 people with LESS battle stat than me.
200 people with LESS Net worths than me.
200 people with INSECURITIES about how they have LESS length, width and girth than me.
200 people who's MOM i've f**kED.

However, it did get me thinking. I am successful, iconic, good looking (irl) one of the most successful forum posters to have ever GRACED this game, Billions to my name (battle stats) Trillions to my name (Torn City Dollars) 11 Mrs Torn winners dated so far. 743 SE's taken and counting. 104 billion dollars given away in legitimate thread dividends.

I am someone a recent Torn poll showed 87% of Torn players admire slash look up to.

In light of this I have decided to try improve my public image and brand and try get my enemy count down.

What is a brand?

A brand is a feature or set of features that distinguish one organization from another. A brand is typically comprised of a name, tagline, logo or symbol, design, brand voice, and more. It also refers to the overall experience a customer undergoes when interacting with a business — as a shopper, customer, social media follower, or mere passerby.
Brand is everything, however, my brand has recently taken a bit of a hit due to unfounded allegations of RACISM, BULLYING, NASTY COMMENT MADE and various other UNFOUNDED allegation.


Discussion?

1. Who is the biggest BRAND in Torn.

2. How can I improve my personal brand?

3. Why do you personally add Torn player to your Torn enemy list ?

3 (a) If you have me on enemy list - why is this?

3 (b) How can I improve my PR and BRAND so my enemies go down?

Thread Dividends

To be given away at random to players engaging with discussion rather than shit posting or calling me a virgin and a mong and other nasty name.

Thanks
THEFERRETT

Legal Disclaimer: This is a discussion not an achievement thread, please don't move this from GD to achievements. I feel obliged to put out this disclaimer as some of the new staff have clearly not completed their new staff starter training and I want to avoid any confusion. I will not be naming any names but I wish Gratify the best with her onboarding and I am happy to read out the big sentences in her training manuals if she struggles with that or generally explain how this is a discussion not an achievement thread.

wow wonder who those 200 enemies are


we need a friend/foe reveal ASAP

Common W from Ferrett

Number 1 reason why someone is on my enemy list is just chaining, also salt :)

I like salt

I think salt can be my brand

#ILUVSALT <3

your slow in the head arnt ya

200 ENEMIES MORE LIKE CARGO 200 AM I RITE

You added THEFERRETT to your enemies list

Two hundred and FIRST

grow up

grow up

costs nothing not to leave nasty comment n such so be nice yeh x

200 knuckle sandwiches ready to go

Enemies are a good thing. They mean you're playing Torn right. The haters are just jealous.

I'm very disappointed in your low numbers though. I might get to 600 by the end of Halloween. You clearly need to train your enemy numbers better. It's the 7th battlestat after karma.

Now the next goal is to get 500 enemies

EVERYONE add THEFERRETT to your enemy list asap
Click ME

Biggest BRAND is still THE MAYHEM BOIZ

Don't do that to the poor guy. His ratio is already shit. He needs more enemies to get to at least a 3:1 ratio.

1. Who is the biggest BRAND in Torn.
Chedburn

2. How can I improve my personal brand?
Actually give away the forum dividends, or to others not in your faction. Feels like money laundering. Everyone loves follow through.

3. Why do you personally add Torn player to your Torn enemy list ?
Here's a taste of various reasons. If it's not for a specific reason, it's probably because it's a chain target.

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3 (a) If you have me on enemy list - why is this?
You are not on mine.

3 (b) How can I improve my PR and BRAND so my enemies go down?
Storm into their faction HQ and pee on them. Establish dominance. Just do not pee in their bhole. That's how you get them pregnant.

Enemies = Haters

Keep at it!

What’s BETTER

High karma or high enemies ????

here to bump and for thread dvidend xD