THEFERRETT quitting forums???

Afternoon, all. 

I am considering QUITTING the forums once and for all 😤😤

I have a confession to make:

I am completely ADDICTED to the FORUMS. I know it might sound ridiculous to some, but the truth is, I can't stop thinking about what the next thread is going to be. My mind is constantly buzzing with thoughts about new topics, potential responses to people being nasty to me, and how many likes my latest thread might get. Every thread I make I try to push the boundaries of shock to try and get even more engagement, upvotes and responses. 

The only thing that keeps me logging is my precious  karma and finding new and innovative ways to get even more karma. 

But here's the thing: I know this isn't healthy. I  recognize that this addiction is taking a toll on my productivity as a succesful and rising lawyer irl. Additionally, it's taking a toll on my relationship with my hot 18+ real life girlfriend. I am constantly on my phone on dates or family time and it's getting to a point where my 18+ GF is beginning to think I am cheating on here. 

Addtionally, as weird as it might sound, the bullying and nasty comments I receive in the forums actually turn me on. In real life, I'm constantly asking Mrs. Ferrett to call me demeaning names and things like that. 

Just the other day I was on my phone and Mrs Ferrett asked to borrow my phone to google something, I said sure and all of a sudden she was shouting at me asking "what's all this then you f**king weirdo" - it turns out she'd clicked the first tab and found the Shrek dick pics I'd made and posted all over the forums. To everyone on torn it's fine but you try explaining to your significant other why you role play as a ferret headed shrek who had a dirty bomb as a penis. 

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DISCUSSION: we need a self-imposed timeout feature for the forums, similar to the one we have for the casino. The forums are just as addicting as the casino if not more addicting. Bogie and Ched need to do the right thing and allow players to take a self imposed ban from forum . 

Torn has many addictive aspects which keep us coming back for more? How do you manage your addiction? 

thanks Theferrett 

EDIT: YES TITUS IS FUNNIER N BETTER LOOKING THAN ME BUT THERES NO NEED TO f**kING RUB IT IN, IM GOING THRU A LOT RN 

Bro thinks he's Titus lol.. wtf is this shit

I am adickted too

Tl, dr? 

We have Titus now. Won't be missed tbh 

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You will never be as funny as Titus, just stop trying

I hope you get well soon my heroic little friend.

I think if you get onto a healthy regime for your health that would be good.

You need to take another rabies booster jab.

Good luck and farewell!

I believe I started taking the road to being addicted to forum posting after I have been far away from it for the most part of my TC life.

Do you have a ny recommandations ?

Absolutely IGNORE these pathetic Titus simps gent.

Spliffy makes one funny comment and the rest of these sheep jump on it. They'd be gagging for you back in a week MINIMUM if you were to self forum ban.

OP: That's not addiction, that's Asperger's Syndrome.

Yeah. Right after D3vl quits Torn City

thnx for the kind words bro, it means a lot in these times but maybe am just not good? Maybe I should make the forums in another game my main forums ? 

have you considered micro-dosing ketamine?

who?

i would love to have free stuffs :-)

Oh no my ferrets income :(

Didn't you do this like a couple months ago now? With the wolf of Wall Street edit? Titus would never reuse a bit like that

I'm coming out and opening up the cummunity about my addicktion, can you please be more sensitive please, bro. 

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