Tis the night before murder
An all was planned
Not a rope, nor zip tie
Was left unforgotten
The bags were rolled up
The barrel made ready
Not even a mobster could keep up
Caught in the alleyway
Chloroform at its finest
An empty trunk
An a chainsaw to kiss
The old barn was ready
When the hoopty rolled up
A body strung high
Blood covered straw
Each body part kissed the other
As they landed with a thud
Now they sit semerged
In my favorite acid barrel