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__SmittySon__ [3830323] · #1 · edited

NSFW - NEW STUFF FOR WAR

 

Prices are always negotiable! ALL REASONABLE offers will be entertained! (Most weapons on ITEM MARKET w/ mug tax)

 

(B/O - $4.35B) - ARMALITE - 13% EXPOSE - 197.03% QUALITY

 

(B/O - $3.75B) - SIG 552 - 68% DEADEYE



(B/O - $3.3B) - ENFIELD - 32% PENETRATE - personal use

 

(B/O - $3.6B) - ARMALITE - 22% WARLORD

 

(B/O - $1.75B) - SIG 552 - 21% WARLORD 

 

(B/O - $3.2B) - ARMALITE - 47% DEADEYE

 

(B/O - $1.3B) - ARMALITE - 21% POWERFUL


(B/O - $800m) - ARMALITE - 20% POWERFUL


(B/O - $840m) - ARMALITE - 20% POWERFUL

 

(B/O - $1.45B) - ARMALITE - 19% WARLORD

 

(B/O - $1.65B) TAVOR - 13% EXPOSE

 

 

(B/O - $2.65B) - KATANA - 23% EVISCERATE 

 

(B/O - $1.9B) - SAMURAI SWORD - 64% PARRY

 

(B/O - $1.25B) - KATANA - 24% MOTIVATION

 

(B/O - $2.1B) - KODACHI - 59% PARRY - personal use

 

(B/O - $1.85B) - BREAD KNIFE - 35% LACERATE 

 

(B/O - $850M) - DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE - 17% EVISCERATE

 

(B/O - $$$) - BT MP9 - 21% WARLORD - 232.53% QUALITY

personal use - red tier quality 🔥🔥🔥

 

(B/O - $4.45B) - RUGER 57 - 24% EXECUTE

 

(B/O - $3.9B) - USP - 77% ACHILLES & 23% EXECUTE

 

(B/O - $1.75B) - RPG LAUNCHER - 39% STRICKEN

 

(B/O - $369M) - MP5K - 30% PROFICIENCE 

 

(B/O - $1.25B) - BERETTA 92FS - 18% EXPOSE

 

(B/O - $925M) - COBRA DERRINGER - 21% EXECUTE

 

(B/O - $850M) - QSZ 92 - 20% EXECUTE 


(B/O - $700M) - TAURUS - 20% EXECUTE

 

(B/O - $625M) - GLOCK 17 - 20% EXECUTE

 

(B/O - $1.3B) - MARAUDER BODY - 7% IMPERVIABLE



PERSONAL USE SETS

 

ASSAULT SET

Body - 24% (21.74% Quality)

Boots - 26% (41.49% Quality)

Gloves - 25% (32.74% Quality)

Helmet - 27% (45.18% Quality)

Pants - 28% (31.31% Quality)

 

RIOT SET

Body - 27% (49.60 Quality)

Boots - 23% (46.34% Quality)

Gloves - 26% (44.13% Quality)

Helmet - 23% (49.25% Quality)

Pants - 26% (78.53% Quality)

 

FULL STOCK! (MOST ITEMS ON ITEM MARKET WITH MUG PROTECTION) - OPEN TO ALL OFFERS!

 

PRIMARY WEAPONS BONUS                DAMAGE ACCURACY QUALITY PRICE
ARMALITE 13% EXPOSE      80.29% 64.41% 197.03% $4.35B
ARMALITE 9% EXPOSE 76.27% 61.80% 130.71% $650M
ARMALITE 22% WARLORD 70.45% 62.63% 170.74% $3.6B
ARMALITE 19% WARLORD 74.85.% 62.56% 124.16% $1.45B
ARMALITE 20% POWERFUL 75.61% 60.95% 115.64% $955M
ARMALITE 20% POWERFUL 74.08% 61.76% 108.32% $925M
ARMALITE 47% DEADEYE 77.55% 63.56% 161.16% $3.6B
ENFIELD 32% PENETRATE 73.84% 62.42% 182.52% $3.2B
ENFIELD 25% SPECIALIST 68.83% 58.23% 90.55% $490M
TAVOR 13% EXPOSE 75.90% 60.06% 189.57% $1.65B
TAVOR 18% POWERFUL 72.70% 56.81% 125.13% $155M
TAVOR 35% DEADEYE 73.63% 56.89% 135.16% $225M
TAVOR 9% EXPOSE 71.59% 59.06% 136.57% $225M
SIG 552 68% DEADEYE 79.61% 57.92% 185.25% $3.75B
SIG 552 21% WARLORD 77.31% 57.48% 157.94% $1.75B

 

SECONDARY WEAPONS BONUS DAMAGE ACCURACY QUALITY PRICE
RPG LAUNCHER 39% STRICKEN 84.45% 43.97% 124.20% $1.75B
RPG LAUNCHER 41% STRICKEN 85.17% 44.52% 136.92% $1.95B
BT MP9 21% WARLORD 73.62% 65.63% 232.53% PERSONAL
RUGER 57 24% EXECUTE 44.58% 66.24% 228.24% $4.45B
QSZ 92 20% EXECUTE 71.17% 59.67% 158.39% $850M
QSZ 92 25% SPECIALIST 68.37% 56.72% 100.90% $65M
COBRA DERRINGER 21% EXECUTE 73.30% 60.13% 194.32% $925M
COBRA DERRINGER 13% EXPOSE 70.24% 60.52% 167.58% $235M
TAURUS 20% EXECUTE 39.84% 64.24% 172.60% $600M
COBRA DERRINGER 93% QUICKEN 69.86% 59.89% 157.52% $150M
MP5K 11% REVITALIZE 49.16% 57.50% 126.61% $685M
MP5K 30% PROFICIENCE 55.65% 60.99% 226.40% $365M
MP5K 63% QUICKEN 47.45% 58.80% 122.45% $55M
MP5K 71% QUICKEN 48.23% 56.05% 102.75% $60M
SKORPION 12% REVITALIZE 48.81% 58.32% 131.32% $1.4B
SKORPION 11% REVITALIZE 47.90% 61.15% 150.52% $700M
SKORPION 11% REVITALIZE 47.51% 59.98% 134.83% $685M
SKORPION 11% REVITALIZE 46.03% 59.76% 117.92% $640M
SKORPION 11% REVITALIZE 47.26% 58.22% 114.75% $630M
SKORPION 11% REVITALIZE 45.75% 58.30% 100.46% $600M
SKORPION 11% REVITALIZE 46.79% 57.74% 105.26% $600M
SKORPION 10% REVITALIZE 45.53% 58.30% 108.27% $300M
SKORPION 21% MOTIVATION 48.62% 59.48% 140.95% $340M
SKORPION 18% POWERFUL 47.07% 60.78% 138.43% $35M
TMP 12% REVITALIZE 45.17% 50.49% 126.51% $1B
TMP 11% REVITALIZE 46.00% 50.15% 131.50% $485M
TMP 11% REVITALIZE 45.23% 48.93% 111.64% $450M
BERETTA 92FS 18% EXPOSE 63.20% 61.63% 258.34% $1.6B
BERETTA 92FS 50% DEADEYE 56.82% 57.15% 149.69% $160M
BERETTA 92FS 36% DEADEYE 55.28% 56.28% 125.59% $50M
USP 77% ACHILLES & 23% EXECUTE 57.73% 69.70% 254.31% $3.7B
USP 12% EXPOSE 57.73% 65.64% 213.65% $220M
USP 25% DOUBLE TAP 56.27% 65.42% 196.93% $250M
USP 54% DEADEYE 53.85% 65.96% 178.07% $360M
GLOCK 17 20% EXECUTE 37.53% 59.87% 163.95%

$600M

 

MELEE WEAPONS BONUS DAMAGE ACCURACY QUALITY PRICE
BREAD KNIFE 35% LACERATE 41.76% 66.01% 17.74% $1.85B
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 26% BLEED 68.07% 67.47% 135.38% $820M
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 17% EVISCERATE 65.41% 65.60% 90.18% $850M
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 27% PENETRATE 67.81% 66.42% 122.28% $400M
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 21% WITHER 68.69% 66.54% 133.32% $300M
MACANA 43% DEADEYE 63.55% 68.66% 102.09% $450M
MACANA 51% EMPOWER 65.58% 69.23% 128.05% $479M
SAMURAI SWORD 64% PARRY 68.49% 57.74% 162.34% $2.3B
KODACHI 59% PARRY 70.21% 60.51% 127.25% $1.5B
KODACHI 17% EVISCERATE 68.43% 59.96% 103.88% $850M
KODACHI 21% PLUNDER 69.85% 61.91% 137.55% $505M
KODACHI 70% EMPOWER 68.98% 59.82% 107.74% $715M
KODACHI 56% EMPOWER 67.20% 60.99% 101.91% $400M
SAMURAI SWORD 64% PARRY 68.49% 57.74% 162.34% $1.9B
KATANA 23% EVISCERATE 62.39% 62.17% 175.57% $2.95B
KATANA 24% MOTIVATION 60.43% 60.74% 141.70% $1.5B
KATANA 7% FRENZY 63.65% 62.60% 192.54% $385M
KATANA 56% PARRY 59.63% 60.40% 130.22% $695M
CLAYMORE SWORD 51% PARRY 62.69% 55.63% 123.17% $235M
SLEDGEHAMMER 100% SMASH 58.86% 53/41% 42.74%  
BASEBALL BAT 11% FURY 23.48% 61.26% 117.37% $45M
AXE 108% EMPOWER 43.97% 58.90% 168.77% $1B
AXE 52% EMPOWER 42.38% 57.15% 143.37% HALLOWEEN
AXE 70% EMPOWER 39.69% 55.82% 95.03% HALLOWEEN
AXE 67% EMPOWER 41.10% 56.51% 116.12% HALLOWEEN
AXE 66% EMPOWER 40.76% 55.51% 102.72% HALLOWEEN
AXE 7T DISARM 46.28% 59.17% 194.48% HALLOWEEN
AXE 8% RAGE 46.19% 58.24% 184.23% HALLOWEEN
AXE 18% POWERFUL 41.17% 57.50% 126.68% HALLOWEEN
AXE 18% POWERFUL 41.45% 57.12% 125.66% HALLOWEEN
AXE 17% POWERFUL 42.28% 56.30% 125.81% HALLOWEEN
AXE 16% MOTIVATION 41.61% 56.70% 123.16% HALLOWEEN
AXE 22% PLUNDER 42.22% 57.08% 132.99% HALLOWEEN
AXE 3T DISARM 39,63% 56.43% 100.53% HALLOWEEN
AXE 22% SLOW 39.93% 56.38% 103.05% HALLOWEEN
AXE 22% SLOW 42.08% 56.11% 121.95% HALLOWEEN
AXE 13% FURY 41.71% 56.69% 124.05% HALLOWEEN
AXE 10% FURY 39.62%% 58.25% 118.70% HALLOWEEN
AXE 129% WIND-UP 41.54% 56.17% 117.13% HALLOWEEN
CLEAVER N/A 52.90% 57.96% 38.60%  
CLEAVER N/A 53.77% 56.69% 34.57%  
CLEAVER N/A 53.38% 56.68% 30.62%  
CLEAVER N/A 52.38% 57.68% 30.54%  
CLEAVER N/A 51.68% 57.61% 22.89%  
CLEAVER N/A 53.04% 56.24% 22.75%  
SICKLE N/A 36.37% 56.89% 22.58%  
MEAT HOOK N/A 64.29% 39.26% 25.52%  
MEAT HOOK N/A 63.76% 40.26% 30.15%  
MEAT HOOK N/A 62.88% 39.02% 9.01%  
MEAT HOOK N/A 62.14% 40.12% 12.62%  
MEAT HOOK N/A 62.05% 40.27% 13.18%  
MEAT HOOK N/A 63.71% 39.46% 21.67%  
MEAT HOOK N/A 63.14% 41.35% 34.95%  
MEAT HOOK N/A 62.17% 40.53% 16.99%  
MEAT HOOK N/A 63.41% 40.17% 25.83%  
MEAT HOOK N/A 62.88% 39.50% 13.83%  

 

ARMOR BONUS ARMOR QUALITY PRICE
MARAUDER BODY 7% IMPERVIABLE 52.10% 1.91% $1.4B
ASSAULT BOOTS 27% IMPENETRABLE 47.12% 22.45% $300M
ASSAULT BOOTS 26% IMPENETRABLE 47.43% 28.67% $290M
ASSAULT HELMET 24% IMPENETRABLE 47.59% 31.75% $190M
RIOT PANTS 25% IMPREGNABLE 25.85% 17.08% $149M
RIOT PANTS 20% IMPREGNABLE 46.66% 33.24% $120M
RIOT GLOVES 24% IMPREGNABLE 47.36% 47.12% $220M

BUYING ALL RW @ 5.5MBB VALUE

Item Type Yellow Orange Orange (2 Effects) Red Red (2 Effects)
Pistol 4 12 18 36 54
SMG 4 12 18 36 54
Club 6 18 27 54 81
Piercing 6 18 27 54 81
Slashing 6 18 27 54 81
Shotgun 10 30 45 90 135
Rifle 10 30 45 90 135
Armor 12 36 N/A 108 N/A
Machine Gun 14 42 63 126 189
Heavy Artillery 14 42 63 126 189


__SmittySon__ [3830323] · #5 · edited

****SOLD ITEMS****

 

NAVY MP5 135% COMEBACK 57.94% 60.96% 229.06%
ENFIELD 25% SPECIALIST 72.37% 59.87% 142.41%
ENFIELD 20% SPECIALIST 71.26% 60.34% 136.03%
TAVOR 27% PENETRATE  72.14% 56.61% 117.47%
TAVOR 26% PENETRATE 71.28% 57.02% 112.99%
VECTOR 49% WEAKEN 62.23% 57.67% 218.98%
VEKTOR 34% PENETRATE & 16% WARLORD 60.18% 54.49% 166.70%
MAG 7  38% BLEED & 23% CRIPPLE 65.37% 68% 153.70%
AK74U 10% REVIT & 40% SLOW 57.71% 49.08% 197.94%
BUSHMASTER 23% WITHER 58.27% 61.23% 124.96%
M16 - A2 61% DEADEYE 72.83% 53.35% 181.77%
MAG 7  5% DEADLY 67.87% 69.05% 189.15%
ENFIELD 30% PUNCTURE 72.82% 62.85% 176.64%
VEKTOR 37% SPECIALIST 60.26% 55.25% 175.01%
VEKTOR 31% WEAKEN 62.93% 56.24% 211.75%
XM8 71% DEADEYE 59.06% 61.74% 147.93%
ARMALITE 29% PENETRATE 74.79% 62.28% 120.66%
ARMALITE 39% DEADEYE 75% 60.16% 101.62%
SIG 552 23% PUNCTURE 74.90% 55.29% 111.93%
ARMALITE 59% ASSASSINATE 75.33% 61.43% 117.65%
XM8 36% WEAKEN 61.44% 63.61% 190.54%
TAVOR 27% WEAKEN 72.54 58.25% 137.87%
XM8 23% PUNCTURE & 6T DISARM 59.88% 61.66% 155.41%
HECKLER & KOCH SL8 15% POWERFUL & 30% PENETRATE 71.77% 52.82% 185.91%
BUSHMASTER 31% POWERFUL 62.20% 63.66% 188.64%
ARMALITE 8% EXPOSE 76.31% 60.08% 113.94%
SIG 552 28% PENETRATE 76.04% 55.21% 122.50%
STONER 96 21% PUNCTURE 76.39% 54.24% 126.34%
ARMALITE 8% EXPOSE N/A N/A 136.54%
ARMALITE 23% PUNCTURE N/A N/A 126.48%
TAVOR 29% PENETRATE 72.32% 57.42% 127.32%
MAG 7  25% POWERFUL  65.35% 71.23% 185.85%
NAVY MP5 31% WARLORD 58.99% 62.43% 254.16%
RHEINMETALL MG3 16% BLINDFIRE 66.63% 36.28% 9.12%
JACKHAMMER  19% WARLORD 75.74% 55.78% 105.24%
ARMALITE 24% SPECIALIST 77.61% 60.53% 131.36%
ARMALITE 21% PUNCTURE 77.89% 61.87% 147.65%
ARMALITE 25% PENETRATE N/A N/A 128.48%
ARMALITE 22% PUNCTURE N/A N/A 165.02%
MAG 7  36% BLEED 64.12% 68.33% 144.56%
TAVOR 26% POWERFUL 74.20% 59.52% 167.15%
ARMALITE 25% SPECIALIST 76.86% 61.77% 136.33%
ENFIELD 27% POWERFUL 73.14% 62.75% 178.91%
AK74U 52% THROTTLE & 20% WARLORD 56.35% 48.61% 179.59%
ARMALITE 8% EXPOSE 75.40% 60.74% 111.38%
ARMALITE 22% PUNCTURE 73.65% 60.62% 92.65%
AK74U 10% REVITALIZE 52.20% 46.93% 121.27%
ARMALITE 18% POWERFUL 76.30% 61.51% 128.08%
COBRA DERRINGER 18% MOTIVATION 67.85% 58.92% 127.66%
MIKOR MGL 20% CRIPPLE 79.49% 44.58% 110.76%
CHINA LAKE 6% PARALYZE 82.42% 48.57% 129.87%
S&W REVOLVER 46% WITHER  58.39% 65.96% 283.53%
TMP 31% SLOW & 17% POWERFUL 47.99% 52.43% 174.15%
QSZ 92 28% DOUBLE TAP 71.02% 59.93% 159.52%
TYPE 98 ANTI TANK 32% STRICKEN 85.11% 30.37% 124.83%
BT MP9 25% SLOW 68.88% 58.33% 112.12%
CHINA LAKE 22% POWERFUL 82.58% 51.07% 156.46%
MP5K 10% REVITALIZE 50.60% 59.78% 163.79%
BT MP9 34% CONSERVE 20% POWERFUL 72% 60.63% 166.31%
FIVESEVEN  83% DEADEYE 65.56% 59.87% 244.32%
BT MP9 28% SLOW 69.40% 60.27% 136.70%
FIVESEVEN  16% MOTIVATION  58.34% 52.66% 99.98%
BERETTA 92FS 70% QUICKEN 54.64% 59.15% 147.88%
COBRA DERRINGER 19% EXECUTE 70.08% 59.08% 151.57%
MP5K 67% QUICKEN 51.87% 57.45% 153.25%
QSZ 92 21% WITHER 71.06% 59.38% 154.42%
USP 22% EXECUTE 55.83% 65.09% 189.17%
COBRA DERRINGER 68% DEADEYE 72.48% 61.67% 201.41%
GLOCK 17 23% WITHER & 29% DOUBLE TAP 42.06% 59.33% 203.83%
USP 14% EXPOSE    55.00% 64.36% 173.54%
BERETTA M9 18% EXECUTE 49.33% 59.23% 185.56%
BERETTA 92FS 25% SPECIALIST & 22% EXECUTE 58.54% 58.31% 178.47%
SMAW LAUNCHER 38% STRICKEN 82.53% 47.85% 123.79%
FIVESEVEN  7T DISARM 62.53% 56.56% 180.80%
QSZ 92 31% SPECIALIST  73.58% 59.69% 182.72%
CHINA LAKE 49% STRICKEN 84.67% 51.69% 183.58%
BT MP9 11% REVITALIZE 70.01% 59.34% 133.49%
BT MP9 24% WITHER 69.38% 59.99% 133.65%
COBRA DERRINGER 32% WITHER 71.03% 59.56% 165.87%
RUGER 57 14% EXPOSE & 101% QUICKEN 44.22% 67.62% 238.37%
QSZ 92 57% CUPID 68.72% 58.17% 118.87%
DESERT EAGLE 39% DOUBLE TAP 73.57% 46.30% 248.68%
MIKOR MGL 35% STRICKEN 78.27% 45.63% 108.99%
HAMMER 21% POWERFUL 24.16% 59.10% 112.57%
SPEAR 61% ACHILLES 46.23% 51.93% 121.57%
AXE 64% EMPOWER 41.01% 55.38% 103.90%
AXE 82% EMPOWER 40.38% 57.10% 114.81%
AXE 82% EMPOWER 42.19% 57.10% 132.89%
 BONE SAW X60 N/A     <20%
BONE SAW X7 N/A     >40%
CLEAVER N/A 51.90% 56.48% 13.82%
CLAYMORE SWORD 13% EXPOSE 66.29% 56.71% 169.92%
SLEDGEHAMMER 100% SMASH 58.19% 50.20% 3.87%
MACANA 23% WITHER 66.46% 70.19% 146.52%
MACANA 34% WITHER 70.26% 71.95% 202.09%
CLAYMORE SWORD 97% EMPOWER 67.50% 55.46% 169.63%
BUTTERFLY KNIFE 101% EMPOWER 33.28% 60.64% 149.16%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 26% PENETRATE  66.30% 67.04% 113.40%
CLAYMORE SWORD 53% EMPOWER 65.98% 53.72% 136.96%
CLAYMORE SWORD 67% EMPOWER 62.44% 53.70% 101.42%
GUANDAO 21% PLUNDER   72.06% 40.89% 149.57%
KODACHI 54% PARRY 68.48% 60.66% 111.37%
KAMA 69% PARRY 43.67% 60.32% 139.83%
KAMA 24% BLEED & 10% EXPOSE 44.91% 61.76% 166.63%
RIDING CROP N/A 23.45% 55.24% 36.93%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 121% EMPOWER 68.54% 71.68% 182.19%
CLAYMORE SWORD 15% EVISCERATE 63.13% 54.46% 115.85%
KODACHI 17% DOUBLE EDGED 73.57% 64.50% 200.68%
POISON UMBRELLA 33% TOXIN 36.21% 50.89% 31.01%
MACANA 28% SLOW 65.76% 71.20% 149.58%
CLAYMORE SWORD 61% QUICKEN 62.78% 54.35% 111.32%
YASUKUNI SWORD 76% EMPOWER 74.22% 52.98% 131.91%
NAVAL CUTLASS 28% BLEED 71.28% 55.33% 106.09%
DELTA BOOTS 4% INVULNERABLE 50.78% 35.51%
COMBAT GLOVES N/A 48.59% 51.81%
MARAUDER GLOVES 2% IMPERVIABLE  53.63% 32.64%
ASSAULT GLOVES 20% IMPENETRABLE 48.15% 42.97%
WELDING HELMET  N/A 34.84% 16.77%
ARMALITE 22% SPECIALIST 75.73% 63.40% 141.32%
AK74U 10% REVITALIZE 52.20% 46.93% 121.27%
ARMALITE 18% POWERFUL 76.30% 61.51% 128.08%
ARMALITE 15% WARLORD 73.56% 61.29% 98.53%
TAVOR 19% WARLORD 72.93% 56.82% 127.40%
SIG 552 27% PUNCTURE 75.99% 53.77% 107.80%
BUSHMASTER 103% QUICKEN 59.33% 63.02% 153.52%
ARMALITE 18% POWERFUL 74.49% 61.06% 105.50%
ARMALITE 7% EXPOSE 75.37% 63.86% 142.27%
9MM UZI  34% WITHER 74.48% 48.83% 153.03%
MAG 7  20% EVISCERATE & 31% STUN 68.87% 72.42% 232.97%
ENFIELD 27% POWERFUL 72.23% 62.20% 164.29%
BERETTA 92FS 20% MOTIVATION 56.79% 58.65% 164.43%
SKORPION 12% REVITALIZE 46.86% 59.49% 123.51%
MP5K 16% WARLORD 47.77% 55.47% 92.39%
SMAW LAUNCHER 30% STRICKEN & 20% WARLORD N/A N/A N/A
FIVESEVEN  87% QUICKEN 59.69% 53.74% 124.37%
TMP 15% WARLORD 46.74% 50.71% 144.48%
RPG LAUNCHER 33% STRICKEN 83.36% 45.78% 131.48%
USP 20% EXECUTE 52.63% 63.79% 144.17%
MACANA 59% EMPOWER 66.59% 71.57% 161.63%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 49% DEADEYE 69.68% 70.47% 181.42%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 27% PUNCTURE 65.75% 66.45% 102.05%
BUTTERFLY KNIFE 141% EMPOWER 33.83% 62.01% 168.44%
CLAYMORE SWORD 54% PARRY 65.74% 56.34% 160.87%
KODACHI 67% QUICKEN 69.00% 60.00% 109.97%
RIDING CROP N/A 21.03% 54.90% 9.30%
KATANA 50% EMPOWER  21 DOUBLE EDGED 61.43% 64.11% 185.41%
KATANA 21% PLUNDER & 19% EVISCERATE 62.59% 62.10% 176.91%
MACANA 25% PENETRATE 65.76% 71.43% 151.87%
MACANA 16% EVISCERATE 65.40% 69.03% 124.33%
DELTA GLOVES 4% INVULNERABLE 49.20% 4.04%
ASSAULT HELMET 25% IMPENETRABLE 48.59% 51.81%
ASSAULT PANTS 22% IMPENETRABLE 41.70% 41.70%

 

ARMALITE 8% EXPOSE 76.00% 62.38% 133.80%
SAWED OFF SHOTGUN 41% BLEED 52.44% 71.68% 201.20%
THOMPSON 141% QUICKEN 49.65% 50.77% 184.20%
XM8 16% WARLORD 55.50% 61.04% 105.34%
ARMALITE 7% EXPOSE 73.30% 64.26% 125.55%
ENFIELD 25% PUNCTURE 70,51% 61.06% 135.67%
TAVOR 11% EXPOSE & 3% SURE SHOT 75.51% 60.76% 192.67%
SIG 552 20% POWERFUL 78.17% 55.37% 145.36%
SIG 552 35% DEADEYE 76.68% 54.68% 123.60%
MP5K 26% POWERFUL 53.03% 58.05% 170.63%
USP 91% QUICKEN N/A N/A N/A

 

 

 

 

BUTTERFLY KNIFE 16% EVISCERATE 30.22% 59.05% 102.60%
MACANA 17% EVISCERATE 65.04% 70.63% 136.70%
POISON UMBRELLA 36% TOXIN 35.41% 49.83% 12.41%
ASSAULT BOOTS 21% IMPRENETRABLE 48.04% 40.80%

$199M
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 17% EVISCERATE 67.33% 65.31% 106.45%
MACANA 60% ASSASSINATE 64.31% 71.77% 140.85%
MACANA 6% FRENZY 64.78% 69.10% 118.73%
METAL NUNCHAKU 26% SLOW 67.40% 64.03% 104.26%
METAL NUNCHAKU 58% EMPOWER 70.07% 64.06% 131.32%
S&W REVOLVER 20% EXECUTE 53.23% 59.95% 171.17%
BT MP9 17% POWERFUL 69.06% 59.13% 121.93%
MAGNUM 22% EXECUTE 64.57% 44.12% 156.90%
GLOCK 17 26% WITHER 36.40% 58.68% 140.75%
QSZ 92 113% QUICKEN 73.32% 60.80% 191.23%
QSZ 92 19% EXECUTE 71.12% 58.76% 148.86%
LUGER 5T DISARM 45.34% 53.64% 159.77%
BERETTA 92FS 31% SPECIALIST & 15% EXECUTE 59.57% 56.64% 172.11%
MP5K 51% QUICKEN 48.06% 56.49% 105.55%
ARMALITE 61% DEADEYE 78.20% 62.26% 156.56%
ENFIELD 8T DISARM 72.54% 60.55% 150.97%
ENFIELD 6T DISARM 72.13% 60.76% 148.82%
SIG 552 33% PUNCTURE 79.76% 55.66% 164.18%
ARMALITE 22% SPECIALIST 76.43% 61.34% 127.72%
ENFIELD 23% SPECIALIST 70.76% 61.07% 138.33%
ENFIELD 10% EXPOSE 72.11% 60.55% 146.53%
TAVOR 34% DEADEYE 72.76% 57.60% 133.61%
SIG 552 16% POWERFUL 77.28% 56.16% 144.37%
XM8 35% PENETRATE 60.55% 61.55% 160.98%
USP 60% DEADEYE 52.79% 66.85% 176.38%
S&W REVOLVER 21% EXECUTE & 7% EXPOSE 51.24% 61.56% 167.95%
S&W REVOLVER 28% DOUBLE TAP 52.55% 62.66% 192.09%
TMP 10% REVITALIZE 45.29% 48.84% 111.27%
USP 19% EXECUTE N/A N/A 165.73%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 29% SLOW 72.47% 69.06% 195.24%
BREAD KNIFE 45% LACERATE 41.07% 65.53% 15.93%
KODACHI 73% EMPOWER 71.76% 60.63% 143.93%
SAMURAI SWORD 12% BLOODLUST 68.89% 58.85% 187.35%
RIOT PANTS 26% IMPREGNABLE 47.76% 55.19%
VEKTOR 22% PUNCTURE 60.85% 57.29% 201.46%
ARMALITE 25% DEADEYE 75.79% 62.21% 130.04%
TAVOR 40% DEADEYE 71.47% 56.62% 110.90%
TAVOR 19% POWERFUL 71.10% 57.34% 114.47%
MP 40 17% WARLORD 43.31% 47.94% 132.52%
STONER 96 25% PENETRATE 77.72% 53.27% 129.93%
ARMALITE 20% SPECIALIST 75.32% 60.14% 104.52%
ARMALITE 21% WEAKEN 77.98% 60.96% 139.48%
ENFIELD 36% SPECIALIST & 16% WARLORD 72.50% 63.15% 176.56%
JACKHAMMER 39% WEAKEN 80.62% 57.66% 172.81%
SIG 552 59% DEADEYE N/A N/A 171.12
SIG 552 26% PENETRATE 75.30% 53.43% 97.34%
ENFIELD 21% POWERFUL 71.52% 62.33% 158.56%
ENFIELD 17% WARLORD 72.53% 59.48% 140.11%
TAVOR 18% POWERFUL 73.17% 56.62% 127.85%
ARMALITE 19% POWERFUL 75.85% 62.08% 129.20%
TAVOR 22% WARLORD 73.95% 60.12% 170.76%
TAVOR 27% POWERFUL 73.66% 58.14% 147.95%
SIG 552 65% DEADEYE 80.29% 56.99% 182.79%
RUGER 57 78% DEADEYE 49.47% 66.66% 281.36%
COBRA DERRINGER 7% EXPOSE 71.24% 57.47% 147.13%
CHINA LAKE 36% STRICKEN 79.62%% 48.54% 101.62%
USP 79% ASSASSINATE 56.79% 64.88% 196.70%
BT MP9 34% SLOW & 16% POWERFUL 73.63% 63.32% 209.50%
SMAW LAUNCHER 41% STRICKEN 83.30% 47.76% 130.66%
BT MP9 17% POWERFUL 66.58% 60.80% 113.84%
BERETTA 92FS 59% DEADEYE 59.29% 57.19% 174.80%
BT MP9 24% SLOW 69.57% 59.11% 126.88%
BT MP9 28% POWERFUL 71.17% 60.15% 153.20%
QSZ 92 52% DEADEYE 74.83% 59.50% 193.25%
LUGER 155% QUICKEN 49.01% 59.44% 254.51%
LUGER 22% MOTIVATION 45.98% 57.20% 201.84%
DESERT EAGLE 101% QUICKEN 67.90% 41.90% 147.99%
KATANA 50% EMPOWER 59.81% 58.95% 117.60%
KATANA 67% PARRY 61.45% 61.06% 155.10%
BREAD KNIFE 36% LACERATE 43.08% 65.80% 28.76%
METAL NUNCHAKU 34% SLOW N/A N/A 174.86%
KODACHI 68% EMPOWER 68.93% 60.43% 113.51%
YASUKUNI SWORD 65% EMPOWER 73.17% 52.89% 120.64%
CLAYMORE SWORD 11% BLOODLUST 63.86% 53.27% 111.26%
METAL NUNCHAKU 26% POWERFUL 70.79% 66.27% 160.56%
KODACHI 25% BLEED 69.28% 62.07% 133.49%
KODACHI 51% PARRY N/A N/A 127.67%
MACANA 22% PLUNDER 64.78% 69.85% 126.37%
POISON UMBRELLA 35% TOXIN 36.95% 50.81% 37.61%
POISON UMBRELLA 30% TOXIN 35.39% 51.71% 31.02%
YASUKUNI SWORD 24% WEAKEN 70.60% 53.43% 100.29%
KAMA 35% BLEED 44.34% 60.45% 147.83%
KITCHEN KNIFE 23% EVISCERATE 34.50% 62.66% 171.60%
AK74U 14% REVITALIZE 55.99% 47.36% 163.52%
STONER 96 25% CONSERVE & 10% EXPOSE 78.95% 57.49% 184.36%
ARMALITE 25% WARLORD 77.20% 63.60% 157.98%
ARMALITE 23% SPECIALIST 76.03% 63.10% 141.34%
ARMALITE 16% PUNCTURE 73.65% 60.62% 92.65%
ARMALITE 26% PENETRATE 77.22% 62.32% 145.39%
ENFIELD 17% PUNCTURE 68.50% 60.02% 105.21%
TAVOR 12% EXPOSE 75.53% 59.64% 181.63%
TAVOR 85% ASSASSINATE 74.71% 60.85% 185.65%
TAVOR 28% PENETRATE 72.50% 57.55% 130.52%
TAVOR 16% PUNCTURE 73.49% 57.30% 137.90%
TAVOR 18% PUNCTURE 74.77% 55.37% 131.38%
SIG 552 15% PUNCTURE 77.12% 54.65% 127.72%
AK-47 69% DEADEYE 66.85% 58.57% 174.20%
NOCK GUN 28% HAZARDOUS 95.31% 45.27% 5.86%
ARMALITE 24% SPECIALIST 77.61% 60.53% 131.36%
ARMALITE 19% POWERFUL 75.08% 62.19% 122.60%
ARMALITE 19% POWERFUL 75.13% 62.65% 127.77%
SIG 552 102% ASSASSINATE 81.59% 61.50% 240.89%
BERETTA 92FS 20% EXPOSE 63.07% 62.00% 260.64%
MP5K 26% PROFICIENCE & 34% WITHER 51.95% 59.19% 171.40%
BT MP9 29% SLOW 74.85% 62.02% 208.64%
QSZ 92 133% QUICKEN 72.31% 63.01% 203.27%
BERETTA 92FS 81% ASSASSINATE 57.52% 57.75% 162.70%
SKORPION 11% REVITALIZE 49.58% 60.54% 161.17%
TMP 19% WARLORD 45.45% 50.39% 128.44%
QSZ 92 118% QUICKEN 73.39% 59.28% 180.71%
QSZ 92 13% EXPOSE 73.38% 59.91% 182.92%
FIVESEVEN 17% EXECUTE 60.47% 53.03% 124.98%
MACANA 26% PENETRATE 64.23% 70.69% 129.15%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 22% PLUNDER 68.35% 67.63% 139.73%
RIOT PANTS 26% IMPREGNABLE 46.27% 25.44%
ARMALITE 19% POWERFUL 74.93% 61.06% 109.97%
NEGEV 30% PENETRATE 79.47% 44.01% 194.80%
ARMALITE 20% WEAKEN 74.92% 63.39% 133.10%
TAVOR 29% PENETRATE 71.73% 56.12% 108.45%
SIG 552 28% PENETRATE 79.35% 54.63% 149.77%
ENFIELD 27% POWERFUL 72.57% 63.38% 179.48%
TAVOR 54% DEADEYE 74.38% 58.04% 154.14%
BUSHMASTER 19% WARLORD 56.32% 61.26% 105.79%
STONER 96 15% WARLORD 77.73% 55.56% 152.83%
ARMALITE 35% DEADEYE 75.23% 61.97% 122.07%
ENFIELD 60% ASSASSINATE 73.48% 59.59% 150.73%
ENFIELD 8% EXPOSE 71.76% 59.41% 131.73%
ENFIELD 21% SPECIALIST 68.90% 60.34% 112.43%
SIG 552 8% EXPOSE 76.94% 54.79% 127.28%
SIG 552 28% DEADEYE 76.41% 54.78% 121.87%
M249 SAW 2% SMURF 77.88% 49.63% 195.05%
HECKLER & KOCH SL8 40% DEADEYE 67.05% 50.99% 120.43%
RHEINMETALL MG3 15% BLINDFIRE 67.23% 36.11% 13.45%
ARMALITE 24% SPECIALIST 77.08% 61.79% 138.79%
TAVOR 17% WARLORD 73.21% 57.25% 134.64%
AK-47 27% WARLORD 65.53% 61.84% 193.78%
USP 23% SPECIALIST & 104% QUICKEN 57.35% 68.62% 239.64%
USP 93% ASSASSINATE 52.58% 64.11% 146.92%
CHINA LAKE 34% STRICKEN 8434.00% 47.81% 141.54%
SMAW LAUNCHER 39% STRICKEN 83.50% 45.58% 110.80%
TAURUS 24% MOTIVATION 41.05% 63.00% 170.56%
S&W REVOLVER 62% DEADEYE 54.74% 61.79% 205.31%
BERETTA 92FS 8% EXPOSE & 21% MOTIVATION 57.06% 59.56% 176.20%
SKORPION 168% QUICKEN 53.28% 62.94% 222.25%
MP5K 25% SPECIALIST 52.49% 56.39% 148.80%
USP 35% DOUBLE TAP 54.28% 63.75% 160.35%
QSZ 92 4T DISARM & 136% QUICKEN 71.54% 59.47% 160.06%
RUGER 57 49% SPECIALIST 46.07% 67.26% 253.30%
QSZ 92 19% MOTIVATION 74.80% 60.93% 207.27%
BERETTA 92FS 22% MOTIVATION 57.58% 56.77% 153.47%
MP5K 12% REVITALIZE 50.76% 56.52% 132.77%
MP5K 129% QUICKEN 52.45% 57.70% 161.47%
USP 31% DEADEYE 51.94% 63.70% 136.34%
MILKOR MGL 41% STRICKEN 81.16% 44.23% 123.91%
BT MP9 20% WARLORD 70.47% 62.66% 171.36%
FIVESEVEN 29% DEADEYE 58.01% 53.89% 108.99%
GLOCK 17 20% SPECIALIST & 20% EXECUTE 39.61% 59.00% 176.10%
CLAYMORE SWORD 60% PARRY 68.43% 57.74% 201.74%
SAMURAI SWORD 101% EMPOWER 67.62% 58.20% 158.16%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 63% EMPOWER 68.33% 67.79% 141.26%
SAMURAI SWORD 60% PARRY 6857.00% 58.15% 167.23%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 23% FURY N/A N/A 190.00%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 64% EMPOWER N/A N/A 128,62%
KATANA 40% BLEED 61.81% 61.91% 167.24%
MACANA 16% IRRADIATE 66.51% 71.94% 164.48%
CLAYMORE SWORD 122% EMPOWER 66.05% 56.11% 161.57%
POISON UMBRELLA 35% TOXIN 36.95% 50.81% 37.61%
NAVAL CUTLASS 62% PARRY N/A N/A N/A
SAMURAI SWORD 125% EMPOWER 67.13% 59.34% 164.70%
YASUKUNI SWORD 22% EVISCERATE & 12% DOUBLE EDGED 75.37% 56.22% 175.91%
AXE 6T DISARM 46.40% 62.22% 226.19%
RIOT BODY 22% IMPREGNABLE 47.86% 57.11%
MARUDER BODY 9% IMPERVIABLE 52.89% 17.86%
MARAUDER PANTS 5% IMPERVIABLE 54.77% 55.30%
MARAUDER GLOVES 3% IMPERVIABLE 52.20% 3.93%
MARAUDER BOOTS 3% IMPERVIABLE 52.62% 12.45%
MARAUDER FACE MASK 6% IMPERVIABLE 41.23% 25.59%
PRIMARY WEAPONS BONUS DAMAGE ACCURACY QUALITY PRICE
ARMALITE 13% EXPOSE 80.29% 64.41% 197.03% $4.35B
ARMALITE 9% EXPOSE 76.27% 61.80% 130.71% $650M
ARMALITE 22% WARLORD 70.45% 62.63% 170.74% $3.6B
ARMALITE 19% WARLORD 74.85.% 62.56% 124.16% $1.45B
ARMALITE 20% POWERFUL 75.61% 60.95% 115.64% $955M
ARMALITE 20% POWERFUL 74.08% 61.76% 108.32% $925M
ARMALITE 47% DEADEYE 77.55% 63.56% 161.16% $3.6B
ENFIELD 32% PENETRATE 73.84% 62.42% 182.52% $3.2B
ENFIELD 25% SPECIALIST 68.83% 58.23% 90.55% $490M
TAVOR 13% EXPOSE 75.90% 60.06% 189.57% $1.65B
TAVOR 18% POWERFUL 72.70% 56.81% 125.13% $155M
TAVOR 35% DEADEYE 73.63% 56.89% 135.16% $225M
TAVOR 9% EXPOSE 71.59% 59.06% 136.57% $225M
SIG 552 68% DEADEYE 79.61% 57.92% 185.25% $3.75B
SIG 552 21% WARLORD 77.31% 57.48% 157.94% $1.75B
RAVEN MP25 25% EXECUTE 46.50% 60.83% 263.73%
USP 79% DEADEYE 59.21% 68.40% 256.10%
CHINA LAKE 35% STRICKEN 79.74% 48.59% 103.32%
TMP 10% REVITALIZE 44.90% 48.87% 107.79%
FIVESEVEN 22% MOTIVATION 63.15% 55.78% 179.31%
SKORPION 13% REVITALIZE 49.40% 60.80% 161.96%
SKORPION 11% REVITALIZE 49.06% 60.15% 152.09%
SKORPION 39% POWERFUL 52.60% 63.51% 221.05%
MP5K 12% REVITALIZE 51.37% 56.11% 134.85%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 23% BLEED 68.56% 67.66% 142.19%
MACANA 15% EVISCERATE 65.77% 70.28% 140.50%
BREAD KNIFE 45% LACERATE 41.21% 65.72% 9.33%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 75% EMPOWER N/A N/A 123.13%
DIAMOND BLADED KNIFE 35% BACKSTAB 67.21% 67.00% 122.06%
METAL NUNCHAKU 120% EMPOWER 71.53% 67.08% 176.06%
MACANA 17% EVISCERATE 63.32% 68.86% 101.79%
CLAYMORE SWORD 222% QUICKEN 71.83% 59.23% 251.50%
AXE 19% POWERFUL 42.24% 55.92% 121.53%
RIOT BODY 27% IMPREGNABLE 47.48% 49.60%
MARAUDER BOOTS 2% IMPERVIABLE 53.20% 24.03%
MARAUDER BODY 9% IMPERVIABLE 52.27% 5.49%
MARAUDER FACE MASK 5% IMPERVIABLE 40.54% 10.83%
MARAUDER PANTS 4% IMPERVIABLE 53.45% 28.94%
MARAUDER GLOVES 2% IMPERVIABLE 52.34% 6.82%
MARAUDER BOOTS 2% IMPERVIABLE 53.20% 24.03%
__SmittySon__ [3830323] · #6 · edited

CUSTOMER REVIEWS - 

 

GetDamminated [2740553] - Put yourself in my position, you work odd hours, overnights and you are trying to do a lil shopping on torn. you've finally decided to make some upgrades. You message vendor after vendor... no response. along come this post, these items, THIS ABSOLUTE FUCKING UNIT OF A MAN. Not only did he humor all ~50 of my questions with an answer but ensured he would have time set aside to take care of me when i was available. Phenomenal prices, quick responses, easy dealing, and just a cool dude. I cannot recommend this man enough. if you are even half interested in something he has its worth shooting him a message just to chat. worst comes to worst you've made a friend, and who knows what will be in stock tomorrow. A+++

 

Salsaman [928406] - Quick and easy deals. A+ 

 

SwiftTitan [1032989]

Fast trades, good prices, friendly and didn't mug me lol.

 

NineAngryNuns [2124788]

Legend helped out with donating towards my mentorship program for new players. 

 

Yoshka [4007010]

Gave me a great deal for a great weapon. I really appreciate it and I want to save up for some of the other really good low price RW he has if they are still there later.


DonManfreddi [4050840]
Safe trade at war recoup

 

Veyrin [4060028]

Made a few deals now and very pleased. Easy to negotiate with and trades were fast and safe. I’ll definitely be coming back when I need an upgrade!

 

Clumsy-Wolf [3158025]

R+ Legit guy, nice to chat to and very helpful. 

 

Kenny_Bits [2776748]
Quick and easy, thanks Smitty!

MyahnGurl [3872158]
Excellent trustworthy mug-free trader. Definitely looking forward to my next purchase coming up soon. Every gurl needs a new stabby stabby for her birthday!!! 🥳 There is something here for everyone 😊🗡🪓⚔️🔨🔫🪚🔪

MarkStark [3282883]

Top notch trader! Very helpful and beyond fair pricing. Honest and mug free. Thanks again Smitty!

nymph [3719646]

great seller great weapons! what a bargain i got!

MK88 [2786560]

Thank you for the shiney new hardware !

Easy trading. 10/10 would do again


LunarWlf [3830948]

Wow those look like some pretty awesome weapons of mass destruction!!! 

 

ChineseGandalf [2433707]

 

Great trade and fair prices.

 

Fahquetu [2620969]

Flawless transaction and a reasonable price.

 

Toby_B [1540939]

Quick and easy trade for a fair price - thank you! Time to go execute :)

 

MFG [2610783]

fair prices, fast and mug free

 

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