Clumsy-Wolf

[3158025] Level 94 Legendary Merchant

Valiance Wanderers VLNC LeaderPrivate Investigator at BigPud's DicksMarried to Sleepy-Wolf

Observed 12 Sep 2026 · 14 days ago · Torn public profile

Clumsy-Wolf is a level 94 player in Valiance Wanderers who signed up on 30 Nov 2023. Their standout stat is Largest mug: #504, top 0.062% of ranked players.

#504 for largest mug top 0.062% of ranked players
#36 for auction sales top 0.051% of ranked players
Signed up 30 Nov 2023 (2 years ago)
5,755 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 12 Sep 2026 · 14 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 94; #10,863 tied with 575 others top 0.45%; +5 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,016; #1,709,488 tied with 843 others top 69%
Awards: 470; #10,212 tied with 109 others top 0.89%; +41 since Jan
Networth: $42,181,556,157; #4,690 top 0.2%; −20,247,090,725 since Jan
Xanax taken: 2,176; #17,027 tied with 10 others top 6.5%; +457 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 3,649; #2,570 top 2.1%; +865 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 753; #18,373 tied with 17 others top 7.4%; +142 since Jan
Attacks won: 10,551; #8,945 tied with 2 others top 0.82%; +2,492 since Jan
Defends won: 947; #8,228 tied with 9 others top 1.2%; +707 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 38; #56,872 tied with 532 others top 34%; +9 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 49,410; #22,093 top 4.7%; +1,708 since Jan
Races won: 117; #32,945 tied with 278 others top 24%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 790; #35,355 tied with 42 others top 16%; +48 since Jan
Time played (days): 272.4; #1,767 top 0.12%; +27.2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#504

Combat

Largest mug

$839,874,410 top 0.062%

#36

Economy

Auction sales

1,057 top 0.051%

#4,690

Economy

Networth

$42,181,556,157 top 0.2%

#1,767

Activity

Time played

272.4 top 0.12%

#331

Profile

Forum posts

5,883 top 0.11%

#4,220

Combat

Best damage

15,098 top 0.29%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#310

Economy

Trades

2,784 top 0.1%

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+5	89	94
Awards	+41	429	470
Networth	−20,247,090,725	$62,428,646,882	$42,181,556,157
Xanax taken	+457	1,719	2,176
Energy drinks used	+865	2,784	3,649
Energy refills	+142	611	753
Attacks won	+2,492	8,059	10,551
Defends won	+707	240	947
People busted	+9	29	38
Criminal offenses	+1,708	47,702	49,410
Times traveled	+48	742	790
Time played (days)	+27.2	245.2	272.4

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 12 Sep 2026 · 14 days ago

Xanax taken: 2,176; #17,027 tied with 10 others top 6.5%
Energy refills: 753; #18,373 tied with 17 others top 7.4%
Energy drinks used: 3,649; #2,570 top 2.1%
Stat enhancers used: 1; #4,649 tied with 7,798 others top 100%
Boosters used: 772; #2,657 tied with 5 others top 1.9%
Elo rating: 2,474; #6,054 tied with 18 others top 0.32%
Best damage: 15,098; #4,220 top 0.29%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 13 Jan 2026 and 12 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 5,883 · archived: 5,755 · threads started (archived): 60

Threads started 5 most recent

Valiance Wanderers Recruiting all stats for Legit Wars Faction Recruitment · 23 Jun · 70 replies
Ranked War Question - Legit war rewards Gold rank seem low? Questions & Answers · 20 Jun · 3 replies
graved Faction Recruitment · 27 May · 15 replies
3 day old Newbie wins $16.3b on Lucky Shot Lotto General Discussion · 25 May · 32 replies
Melee weapon had 2 consecutive turns? Bugs & Issues · 9 Feb · 1 reply

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Joined Valiance Wanderers [VLNC] (from The North Stand [TNS]) between 13 Jan and 12 Sep
Left The North Stand [TNS] (moved to Valiance Wanderers [VLNC]) between 13 Jan and 12 Sep
Reached level 90 between 13 Jan and 12 Sep

Also known as: Clumsy-wolf

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