Hello fellow humans,
As a human individual with two arms, two legs, two eyes, a coccyx, pubic hairs and a spine that bends in a very mammalian way, I would like to discuss nutrition.
Recently, I have been thinking with my brain (located in my skull) about dirt. Dirt contains minerals. Humans require minerals to maintain bones (which I possess) and teeth (also present in my mouth). This is just biology, which I understand because my blood circulates internally using a heart that beats at a human-appropriate rhythm.
Eating dirt is efficient. It is found on the ground and can be accessed using hands with fingers. I have fingers. They bend. I use them to type on this keyboard instead of secreting mucus trails.
Some may ask, “Is this safe?” As a human with a digestive tract including a stomach and intestines, I can confirm that digestion is a process where things go inside and are processed. Dirt would simply participate in this process. This is science. Challenge me wokies and flat-earthers.
Additionally, dirt may provide emotional benefits. When I stand upright on my two feet, I feel grounded. This is metaphorical grounding, not burrowing. I do not burrow. My knees are not built for that.
(Unnecessary human note: I blink using eyelids. My eyes are moist in a normal way)
To end, while traditional foods are fine, dirt should at least be respected. Please consider it using your frontal lobe, which I also have. I will now engage in a human activity such as breathing automatically through my nostrils, chewing with my upper and lower teeth, walking with my two legs and seeing with my two eyes.
Thank you,
A human with not moist skin
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