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Lost referral · · 0 likes


I referred a friend who is also my in-game spouse FiskyFang [2113041] and she used my link, yet she never appeared on my referral list. I'm curious as to what could possibly be causing this bug and how to fix this issue.

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Can Slogan Competition ·

Goose Juice— Not as pretty as a swan, but more fearsome.
Damp Valley— The refreshing taste of hardworking women's boob sweat!
Crocozade— Has more bite than a Nile crocodile!

Donator Pack Give Away and More! · · 1 like

If I am, give me all the drugs!

Donator Pack Give Away and More! · · 1 like

Am I too late for red?

Torn Medical - BEST Contract Reviver's. ·

Bump it!

Chat Icon Next To Revive Button, In Friends ETC... · · 2 likes

It would make it easier, and make it easier for revivers to build up a network.

Reviver's Etiquette · · 3 likes

Sometimes we don't even get paid at all (or at least I don't all that much like wut)

Gym Training Guide for Beginners · · 6 likes


I don't know if it is because my spouse and I have Donator status, but with Method Two (aka Happy Jumping), we've managed to cap the energy at 1k with 4 Xanax. This is how we do it:

How to "Happy Jump" (It takes about 32 hours from start to finish) Have the best property you can afford, with the most upgrades you can get. With this process, the happier you are the better the gains!
1. Spend all your energy at the gym.
2. With 0 energy - Start taking 4 Xanax. Cooldowns are 6-8 hours each. Do not use the gym again until the end of this process.
3. Once energy is maxed at 1k - wait out the last Xanax cooldown! This is important.
4. Wait until the next :00, :15, :30, or :45 Torn time. This is when happy resets. You want to have as much of the 15 minutes as possible.
5. Watch 5 Erotic DVDs at once to max out your Booster cooldown.
6. Immediately pop an ecstasy - this will double your happy. If everything has gone right you should have ~34/35k happy and 1k energy.
7. Go spend all that energy in the gym before the happy reset happens.
Optional: Pop 25 points to refill your energy to get 150 more to spend in the gym.

Lost referral ·


Okay. Thank you for the help.

Lost referral ·


I referred a friend who is also my in-game spouse FiskyFang [2113041] and she used my link, yet she never appeared on my referral list. I'm curious as to what could possibly be causing this bug and how to fix this issue.

Dukes Island Getaway · · 1 like


1) Coconut bra because everyone needs a Coconut bra on a deserted island, mainly for those solo parties.

2) My diamond tipped knife for hunting and murder.

3) Bottle of tequila cause let's make it a party.

I make FREE GRAPHICS! · · 1 like


May you please make me a profile pic of Tom Hiddleston's Loki with my user name and # pls? Or a Slytherine themed one! Surprise me.