OK so I am starting this again with the old rules (that were working f**king fine until I was an asshole and messed with them tbh), lets get back to old school lol
The Village of "Paranoia" has a wolf infestation, there are 6 wolves out of a pool of 29 villagers, the prize is 250mil for any villager who survives or ALL werewolves if even only one survives (a few of you have asked me before why that is so I may as well tell you now, it's because sometimes to win a wolf has to sacrifice themselves for the good of the wolves as a whole so if that wolf choses to die they shouldn't be penalised)
Characters (Assigned randomly):
Werewolf There are 6 Werewolfs amongst you, during the day wolves are villagers and vote with the rest of you, during the night wolves are wolves and mail me their night time kill, Villagers are not told who the wolves are, wolves are told who the other wolves are
Villager: Is a basic character who must strategically think about who they will kill and who they suspect is the werewolf. Each daytime vote the villagers vote on who they think is a werewolf. The player with the most votes gets burnt to death. His character then revealed. Villagers win when the have killed all werewolves.
Hunter: Has the same attributes as the villager except for one additional feature which is he has one silver bullet. He can shoot whomever he wishes at any time during the game. If this bullet is not used and the Hunter dies, he still gets to shoot whomever he wants for his last shot. If the hunter dies and doesn't mail me with his/her last shot within a reasonable amount of time it dies with them.
Witch: Same attributes as the villager except for one additional feature which is she has two potions. One potion can kill anyone during the night turn. The other can resurrect anyone during the night turn after the wolves has killed them. This potion also works on yourself if you are the witch so you may want to save it for yourself.
Seer: Same attributes as villager except for one additional feature which is once a day he can mail me to look at one person's character and see what they are. He can disclose this to everyone if he/she wishes. It is up to everyone to decide whether he is really the seer or just a werewolf pretending. He has to consider that the wolves want the seer dead and will most likely kill him if he discloses that he is the seer.
Captain: Regular villager but is their leader. His job is to decide who burns if there's ever a tied vote. Beware, he may or may be a werewolf himself.
immunes: To stop cheating there is a couple of people amongst you who are immune from the normal rules, I have asked them to randomly ask you for screen shots of my mails as proof of roles and anyone who supplies them gets killed off straight away. If you are thinking of supplying screenshots be careful who you trust because if I find out you did you will die of a sever case of genital warts. Immunes are for my (and your) benefit so an immune is not a special role in the game itself. Unlike the special roles if an immune is killed off by the normal voting process you will not be told that they were an immune. Immunes can also be werewolves, villagers, the witch, the seer, the hunter or the captain. Their role in the game has nothing to do with their role as an immune.
Other rules:
No one can post on this thread until I have posted again saying everyone has been mailed their role
People who don't vote ever will be killed off, missing 2 votes in a row puts you in a very compromising position where I will just play God, if you signed up then play the game or you won't share in the prize
Day phase will begin after I mail everyone, it will take me about an hour and after that Day phase will last until 3 pm tomorrow, any votes or changes to votes will not be accepted after that time
The Village of "Paranoia" has a wolf infestation, there are 5 wolves out of a pool of 24 villagers, the prize is 50 FHC's shared between any villagers who survive or shared between ALL werewolves if even only one survives (a few of you have asked me before why that is so I may as well tell you now, it's because sometimes to win a wolf has to sacrifice themselves for the good of the wolves as a whole so if that wolf choses to die they shouldn't be penalised) although between now and the end I'll probably add more to the pot. I only really logged on to run this game for Christmas and will be quitting for good soon after it ends so at the end it will be a lot of stuff.
Characters (Assigned randomly):
Werewolf There are 5 Werewolfs amongst you, during the day wolves are villagers and vote with the rest of you, during the night wolves are wolves and mail me their night time kill, Villagers are not told who the wolves are, wolves are told who the other wolves are so remember that, the wolves work as a pack whereas the villagers have a tendency to only look after number one.
Villager: Is a basic character who must strategically think about who they will kill and who they suspect is the werewolf. Each daytime vote the villagers vote on who they think is a werewolf. The player with the most votes gets burnt to death. His/her character then revealed. Villagers win when the have killed all werewolves.
Hunter: Has the same attributes as the villager except for one additional feature which is he/she has one silver bullet. He/she can shoot whomever he/she wishes at any time during the game. If this bullet is not used and the Hunter dies, he/she still gets to shoot whomever he/she wants for his/her last shot. If the hunter dies and doesn't mail me with his/her last shot within a reasonable amount of time it dies with them.
Witch: Same attributes as the villager except for one additional feature which is he/she has two potions. One potion can kill anyone during the night turn. The other can resurrect anyone during the night turn after the wolves has killed them. This potion also works on yourself if you are the witch so you may want to save it for yourself but don't forget, if you resurrect yourself the wolves will target you since you will be the only villager that everyone can be sure isn't a wolf.
Seer: Same attributes as villager except for one additional feature which is once a day he/she can mail me to look at one person's character and see what they are. He can disclose this to everyone if he/she wishes. It is up to everyone to decide whether he/she is really the seer or just a werewolf pretending. He/she has to consider that the wolves want the seer dead and will most likely kill him/her if he/she discloses that he/she is the seer.
Captain: Regular villager but is their leader. His/her job is to decide who burns if there's ever a tied vote. Beware, he/she may be a werewolf themselves. The Captain is the only special role that can potentially be a werewolf too.
immune: To stop cheating there is one player amongst you who is immune from the normal rules, I have asked them to randomly ask you for screen shots of my mails as proof of roles and anyone who supplies them gets killed off straight away. If you are thinking of supplying screenshots be careful who you trust because if I find out you did you will die of a sever case of genital warts. Immunes are for my (and your) benefit so an immune is not a special role in the game itself. Unlike the special roles if an immune is killed off by the normal voting process you will not be told that they were an immune. Immunes can also be werewolves, villagers, the witch, the seer, the hunter or the captain. Their role in the game has nothing to do with their role as an immune because I am paying them very nicely to take on that role.
Other rules:
No one can post on this thread until I have posted again saying everyone has been mailed their role
People who don't vote ever will be killed off, missing 2 votes in a row puts you in a very compromising position where I will just play God, if you signed up then play the game or you won't share in the prize
Day phase will begin after I mail everyone, it will take me about an hour and after that Day phase will last until 24 hours just this once just so you can all get to know each other, after that voting will have a 12 hour limit but if all votes are in before the 12 hour limit I'll post the results early.
OK some advice from past experience of this game:
1. Don't say "I am just a villager" in your first post, I swear to God anyone who has ever done that has been killed in the first round lol
2. Don't change your name while playing the game, people really don't trust you when you do that, the name you have now stick with until the end.
3. Don't plea innocence and never feign guilt, by that I mean never say stuff like "I really swear I'm not a werewolf" or everyone will think you are and no matter what never say shit like "OK then kill me off and you'll see how wrong you are" because the werewolves (if they have any sense) will feed on that and get you killed off
4. This game is going to stress you out to bits but try remember it is just a game, at the end of the day it is just for fun so try not let it get you angry :)
DO NOT READ THIS THREAD IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, I STAY WITHIN THE RULES BUT OCCASIONALLY USE BAD LANGUAGE AS A COMEDIC DEVICE
Characters (Assigned randomly)
Werewolf: These are the bad guys.They kill one victim every night. Thereare 5of them and they have to work cooperatively to kill the entire village. They will win if they devour the entire village without being killed. Even if only one wolf finishes the game, the werewolves still win.
Villager: Is a basic character who must strategically think about who they will kill and who they suspect is the werewolf. Each daytime vote the villagers vote on who they think is a werewolf. The player with the most votes gets burnt to death. His character then revealed. Villagers win when the have killed all werewolves.
Hunter: Has the same attributes as the villager except for one additional feature which is he hasone silver bullet. He can shoot whomever he wishes at any time during the game. If this bullet is not used and the Hunter dies, he still gets to shoot whomever he wants for his last shot. If the hunter dies and doesn'tmail me withhis/her last shot within a reasonable amount of time it dies with them.
Witch: Same attributes as the villager except for one additional feature which is she has two potions. One potion can kill anyone during the night turn. The other can resurrect anyone during the night turn after the wolves has killed them. This potion also works on yourself if you are the witch so you may want to save it for yourself.
Seer: Same attributes as villager except for one additional feature which isonce a dayhe can mail me tolook at one person's character and see whatthey are. He can disclose this to everyone if he/she wishes. It is up to everyone to decide whether he is really the seer or just a werewolf pretending. He has to consider that the wolves want the seer dead and will most likely kill him if he discloses that he is the seer.
Captain: Regular villager but is their leader. His job is to decide who burns if there's ever a tied vote. Beware, he may or may not be a werewolf himself.
For those of you who never participated in the first game click here,rules change but the premise is the same. This game takes place in a turn basis. One night turn followed by a day turn. Every player makes their move once per turn (one day=1 turn or how ever long we decide I decide a turn is gonna be). Time to get into the game.
OK so how it works: Villagers will not be told who other villagers or werewolves are, werewolves willbe told who other werewolves are. If you receive a mail that you're a wolf, keep that information to yourself. You'll be responsible for mailing the other wolves to see who you want to kill each night. Your votes for who to kill will be mailed to me, and I'll update the thread. You can claim to be any other character on this thread, it's in your interest to be deceitful. Youmust also vote with all the other villagers during the day phase in an attempt to get them to kill a fellow villager.
If you were given a special title please review the description and keep those things in mind as we play. If you're the Seer, mail me your request. The Hunter will be announced when (s)he has been killed and his/her final dying shot will posted if not used already. We're going to start in the daytime phase, assuming that our two wolves had just attacked someone the night before.
Everyone votes during the daytime phase, even werewolves since they are pretending to be villagers unless you died, the dead have no vote but can still participate on the thread. At nighttime the wolves need to mail me their kill votes.ALL Daytime conversation happensthisthread as well as daytime votes but players are free to mail each other privately to try find out who is a villager and who is a werewolf (if you are a werewolf I'd suggest you lie and try implicate a villager lol )
Please don't post here until you receive a mail from me telling you your role.
You were sent the item Parcel from johnnyrambo with the message: You have run a great game MB. If the wolves win please present each one with a suitable prize from the parceljohnnyrambo
It is the year 2210, nuclear war has cut the human population by 90%, society has crumbled and the remaining humans are scattered all over the globe in small groups that try to maintain a hold of their small piece of the world, each piece (county/state/region) relies on 1 hero who is loved by the women and envied by the men, are you that hero?
This game is simple, a lot of us know we are never going to reach the HOF for battle stats so here's your chance to at least be acknowledged as the top hitter in your county/state/region and, possibly, your country. All you need do is claim it and beat all challengers.
1. To claim a spot all you need do is post here naming your county/state/region and I will update the list and the map above. (look at the map above, I'm from Dublin, Ireland so I am the current champion of Dublin and the current overall champion of Ireland until someone else beats me (most likelyKillian- 1310389 lol )) 2. If someone has already laid claim to your county/state/region all you need do is attack them and win and post the battle report here and I will update the list and map. 3. A county/state/region can have only one champion. 4. If you claim a county/state/region and lose the title you can not just claim another, this game is to do with your actual geography, you can only claim the county/state/region you live in. I can't do IP checks but I will be keeping records. 5. Players can only be champion of only one county/state/region. 6. The overall Country champion is champion of both his/her county and his/her county/state/region but anyone from the same country can challenge his/her country title at any time, in the event of a win the current Country champion loses the country title but maintains their county/state/region title unless both challengers are from the same county/state/region in which case that title also goes to the winner. 7. If you were born in onecounty/state/region but live in another then you can only be champion of one of the two so you decide which. 8. I can not be held responsible for any IP issues so if a county/state/region you wish to claim is already claimed and you can't attack them because of the IP block then you will have to work it out with the current champion by comparing stats or something and then the current champion can abdicate his/her title to you by posting on this thread. 9. If you are claiming a country then the county/state/region you claim must be in the same country. 10. My geography is crap so if I make a mistake about how countries are divided feel free to inform me and I will rectify it 11. Rules are subject to change based on what problems I encounter. 12. I'll also be keeping a list of countries/county/state/region and their champions (below) which I'll add to as claims come in but I added a few as an example. 13. For the sake of convenience at this early stage USA is considered the normal 50 states so you can only claim one of those for now. 14. If the only reason you read the thread this far is because I put word "Free" and a few exclamation marks in the title and you thought you'd get free stuff for doing nothing then HA! gotcha, bet you feel like a right prat now but it goes to show how easy your inherent greed is to manipulate xD 15. There are no prizes except bragging rights.
As night fast approaches the villagers once again gather around the fire, with many of their number now dead it's time for some serious action. After a quick vote they decide TheEvilRock is a wolf and rush to his hut. They bust down his door only to be confronted with a totally f**ked up scene. TheEvilRock is on the bed with a blow up sheep in a position that can only be called "doggy style" (and for some strange reason the sheep is dressed as little red riding hood, this werewolf has serious issues). Suprised by the sudden intrusion TheEvilRock tries to leap off the sheep to make his escape but whats this.. OHHH NOOOO...OHHH THE INHUMANITY!!! like all dogs caught in the middle of the carnal act he is now stuck to it, he falls off the bed, gets up on all fours and begins spinning around the middle of the floor howling and snapping at the slowly deflating sheep which is firmly attached to his groin in a tragic scene worthy of a Quentin Tarantino movie. Finally he collapses dizzy, whimpering in agony and defeat.
The villagers just stand there staring agog at this until finally one of the villagers takes pity on TheEvilRock and goes to fetch a bucket of cold water (admit it, we've all used that trick at one point or another). When they finally detach him from the sheep the villagers grab the wet and bruised wolf and drag him to the fire and toss him and the sheep on. No one cheers as they burn, they are all a little bit freaked out at what they just witnessed. They all just go quietly to their own huts avoiding eye contact, some are also realising a new found fear of wolly socks and balloons. They are not looking forward to their next birthday.
TheEvilRock is dead, TheEvilRock was a werewolf, Kyle8048 is now fully reformed so is once again a killable target. night phase has begun and will last until 9pm tonight. Werewolves please confer and mail me your kill.
So I have a thread here about game development, now my idea isn't to compete with torn because I am only interested in creating 2D and 3D games but games need graphics and you are all good at graphics so if I could get some people off the role playing forum posting too, and a few people interested in programming and a few interested in collaborating to make a story for a game whats the chances you would be interested? It's an easy question, would you like to make a game?
Same Question I asked on role playing but different talents so I have to ask both
So I have a thread here about game development, now my idea isn't to compete with torn because I am only interested in creating 2D and 3D games but games need stories and you are all good at stories so if I could get some people off the graphics forum posting too, and a few people interested in programming and a few interested in collaborating to make a story for a game whats the chances you would be interested? It's an easy question, would you like to make a game?
Prove it, that's all you have to do because seriously someone could pay some level 10 to come on here right now and say you scammed them and by your logic your only recourse would be denial because they wouldn't (by your rules) have to provide proof either and it should be accepted as truth whereas _Cynic_ has a reputation of honesty and I have records of nearly every scammer on here that dates back over 6 years (way before your time) so either you are massively massively mistaken or you have a grudge about a completely different matter (which is what I think it is because I have seen it so many times before "Can't get back at someone so accuse them of scamming" ) but either way you are not convincing anyone on here that _Cynic_ scammed you. "Definitley" is a very strong word to use when talking about something you apparently only have vague memories about that happened years ago and have no proof that what you remember is correct
Know whats really funny about this? on a thread where the OP asked if there is anyone else who doesn't really give a f**k about the prices of shit on the game or isn't really arsed about stats or graphs you focus on a post I made where I priced DB's as what they cost about 3 years ago. I honestly didn't even look to see what they are worth now a days because to be honest (like the OP) I don't give a f**k what shit costs but it is kinda sad that on a thread about ambivalence to the game you did the opposite and went out of your way to look all that crap up just to prove my (3 year old) math wrong, so wait, tell me again who is the real dumbass is here? [:laughing:]
Oh and I didn't change the subject, I just like reminding you of the fact that I have had you bountied constantly for the last 4 months now and yet still your BFF Z_junior has done f**k all to stop me, obviously thats another one of his little jokes with you is it? leave you seeing white for 4 months and then say "lol just kidding" ? [:laughing:]
Yeah something like this or even I see no reason why the Mug button on their attack page can't just be temporarily disabled, like they can still be attacked and either hosped or left lying on the street but the mug option is just grayed out or even just not there for a while. A whole blanket ban on attacking them seems ridiculous in a game that is all about attacking
But see what you obviously don't know is that I use to run ScammerHunt and most of those bounties were on scammers who I wholeheartedly admit I bountied until they quit the game. Also if you looked at my bounty stats I'm sure you noticed I've received my own far share of bounties (Bounties received:1,782) and never asked for the system to be changed. As for the level 21 I am currently bountying well thats personal but if you look at his stats Bounties received:2,155 and they are not all from me so I'm not the only person he has annoyed on the game.
I'm afraid I have to agree with bogie here, if you can't handle a few bounties at your level then you should really war less and train more
Just out of curiosity before this did you even see an "unfair system" when it came to bounties?, you are a level 81 so I assume before now you never had to deal with this but all that time did you even give a toss about people lower level than you getting bountied or is it just that now it affects you it is all of a sudden an issue? because you see that is the difference between you making a suggestion that will benefit the community as a whole or you making a suggestion that will only benefit you and your husband and both of those are two vastly different things....
Spent on bounties:$23,215,000 bounties placed: 73
that means the average of people you bountied were level 31's
This has been suggest many times pre respo and I still can't see why it hasn't been implemented here since it is already available on loads of forums but why not give people the ability to block forum posts from specific people like they can block mails from specific people so they never have to read them? like if anything it would reduce the work load for staff if you can block an idiot you hate and never have to read their crap and as such never have to respond thus never getting in trouble and risking a ban?
You already proved you have the ability to target specific threads so how much harder could it be to target specific players? I could actually probably write the code myself and I'm an idiot at the best of times so it's not rocket science to implement it
If all my posts are so stupid why do you follow me around like a lost puppy waiting my attention? if my posts are so stupid and yours are so intellectual why have you got "Protected by Z_junior [247674]" on your profile when I asked him and he laughed his ass off at the thought that a no one like you would even imply you know him? if you want a real definition of pathetically stupid you should look closer to home
Oh I see what you did there, you obviously never factored in the cost to create a faction lab in the first place to actually build a DB or the cost it takes for all the people involved in making the bomb staying in said faction until it is built? if all it cost was 22b there would be a shit load more DB's blowing up but with street smarts like yours what would I know princess?
Oh yeah it is totally defunct now but it doesn't mean I don't hold onto the scam records that span 7 years, you all have your useful tools and I have mine
Actually dropping 3 DB's probably amounts to more but I wouldn't expect you to know that princess since all the info you get about DB's is probably from Evil Duck lamenting you on stories of the time he had one and was scammed of it by Bogie, but those where the days he claimed he could apparently afford a DB unlike now when he can't even claim he can afford enough PVC to sew you up a new Gimp costume...
I've gone back 6 years on Scammerhunt (before your time just to be sure) and there is no record of Cynic scamming for losses, see the implication has to be if he did scam you then he would have scammed others too so eventually someone would have reported him to me and yet his ID doesn't show up and neither does yours so I reckon it was someone else although to be honest I wouldn't even have to check to know it was someone else because, as the hip people say, Cynic don't play that way.
This is a guy who has dropped 3 DB's on targets just for shits and giggles so far, that amounts to over 100 billion so do you really really think he would scam you for what wouldn't even amount to pocket change for him? [:laughing:]
But see thats the thing, these people don't see it as " people are usually behind a door surrounded by walls" because to a certain extent there is a mystery created by popular culture based around what happens when females get together and males aren't allowed. Popular culture tells us that when teenage girls get together for a sleepover they all dress in skimpy PJ's, have pillow fights and then practice kissing on each other, popular culture tells us that while mens toilets are usually skidmarked shit holes womens toilets are painted a pretty pink colour, smell like roses and have soothing music playing in the background when nothing could be further from the truth. Some women are worse than men when it comes to hygiene especially in clubs and bars. Every cubicle in a womens toilet has (by law) a bin for disposing of used sanitary products and you wouldn't believe the amount of times I have walked into a cubicle only to find the toilet blocked up by a bloody tampon, graffiti all over the walls and use bog roll covering the floor. It has about as much chance of making you sexually aroused as roadkill, it is times like that that I actually wish I could still piss standing up [:laughing:]
"I won't presume to say most as unfortunately, uneducated bigots seem to reproduce in this country faster than anyone else"
to be honest I'd have to say on here that isn't true, for every one bigot I have encountered on here there are at least 30 others willing to tell them to shut the f**k up and cop the f**k on. These forums are more enlightened than you'd think at times
The words mean nothing as a whole, they were never suppose to. It was a standard phrase used for every font just like "The big brown fox jumps over the fat lazy hen" was, the words mean nothing, all they show is the use of every letter of the alphabet
The full version
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I'll be honest I don't know the name, I just googled KC Star and Transsexual and that came up, if you find the other article I'd be very interested to read it
Was that this link? if so it makes a good point. If the argument is that all male to females are perverts for using female toilets then the argument must by default be that ALL males are perverts who are just looking for an opportunity and will even live full time as female just to get into a toilet. It's just ridiculous