GrkManga49: forum

Name: Jasper
Age: 4
Nationality: Jutland
General Appearance: White bushy tail, 2 antlers, brown fur with with a white belly
Faith: Cernunnosism
Skills: Eat grass, run through forests, scratch trees, running, tasting good.


*Lies dead on the table*

You rang?

2+2=4

Just passing through to add more material to my spank bank.

I'm just here to peek through windows and look at some boobs.

Awwww yyeaahhh babbbyy

Not bad. I is playing it

But but... I would have invited you to my cocaine and hooker party :'(

I may or may not come

Ehh, maybe we should teach about gun safety in school?

I've never had the fortunate experience to meeting another Torn player :(

Trust me, your going to go to sleep and wake up and go like... WTF did they do while I was sleeping?!

I am now 100% convince and a little bit of something else also now :P

It's Christmas tho. You should make an exception just for today.

HUZZAH!!!!! PRAISE LORD SEALION!

Someone needs to Photoshop that in. I'm not 100% convinced!

I'm actually a little impressed.

Still doesn't beat Mittens tho

There exists such a thread on Torn??

It's Christmas time in Torn,
who thought I'd end up in here,
while trying to find some porn,
...
I must have drank a lot of beer.

This place is a living nightmare,
All these wars going on,
Duck! Watch out! It's a sniper!
...
Woo!! I think he's gone.

I don't want to sit here and rant all day,
But this city has some useless buildings,
LIKE A CHURCH? Seriously, who here has energy to pray?!?

Morality is useless in Torn city,
We shoot each other, gamble, steal, and take tons of drugs
Our most useless department was the committee...
And yet still! Santa Ched won't even give us a titty clubs!

Sigh, well I might as well enjoy the season,
Christmas will always be back next year,
Shiii... I don't have to give you a reason!
Merry Christmas you fool, now run off before I kick your rear!

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