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Another slips away · · 646 likes

IDK what to title this. As some may have noticed I disappeared for a while. As some may not have noticed, Octon [495119] (my brother) also disappeared. We lost him to cancer the week before Christmas. I honestly just didn't want to log in or play without him around.

He stubbornly kept his original profile from way back in the day for the years throughout Torn, that style of profile was super common back when he started.

He was also a non-buster (Cause it's wrong to bust people out of jaillaughing) and refused to bust people, not sure how he got 1 failed bust, maybe a misclick.

He was big on doing racing for a while and did well there (lvl 25)

He maintained true 100% non-druggie status from day 1. He was also super against taking any drugs and alcohol (including medicine) in real life and went through a lot of pain avoiding any medicine not directly related to fighting cancer, eventually taking some pain meds near the end. He didn't like that they alter your state of mind and the essence of who you are. Despite all that he was often one of the top hitters in events like world war competitions.

He was the first to earn the "Survivor" honor in Torn, I can't recall if Bodybagger earned it the same year, or the year after, but no one else did, the rest of Torn was Zombified.

He was also a low key level holder way before it was cool and at a deceptive level, the quiet obscure level holders are the most dangerous sometimes.

Overall he was really quiet and only talked with those he was really close with or as needed. No surprise his favorite quote was “It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”.

My Dual P90s were given to him before he passed, I wanted him to have them and there they will stay forever. Along with that a Sledgehammer he got off Tiny, and a few other cool items. Overall ended up at over 100b networth, and some of it was given to others.

He brought me into the game along with ChristmasBazaar [1352251]. We all were part of the #1 alliance in another game together and our leader was dying of cancer, so we decided to retire the game and alliance on top. We came here where Octon already played a bit.

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Much love to all those quiet players that have slipped away, as well as their families, and to all those quiet players that still play, and some day will quietly disappear. Each and every one is missed when parting from this amazing community, you are part of what makes Torn what it is no matter how much or little you interact with others.

Thanks to DA for giving me space and not even once questioning it. Man they suck at war but are a truly great family to have.

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Side note: Things that happened while I was away...

Your PayPal subscription has been cancelled. Thank you.13:14:4012/04/22 (annoying, but whatever)
Chit bought 1 x Voodoo Doll from your bazaar for $790,000,000.05:19:10
~Chit mugged like 775m over a few days. (Y'all are slipping, no one noticed this and got in on the action?)
6 lawsuits from IOU
A mail from Andrew [194620] literally asking for free shit in case I logged in again and am not coming back. He's got this shit on lockdown. He doesn't even wait for "I quit" posts, y'all gotta keep up with the times, this guys living in 2050 over here.

Overall pretty quiet otherwise, some mission hits and whatnot.
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To all the silent lurkers, keep kicking ass! A shoutout to Chedburn as well for making this amazing game, fostering the community many of whom I've met or even worked with in person, yourself included. Thanks for genuinely caring despite all the shit people give you sometimes. For all the things that don't quite work out, he does genuinely care and is an all around awesome guy.

I miss the hell out of Octon and it was really hard to log in to be honest. Maybe I'll stay but we'll see, there are still some really cool people here that I've gotten to know here over the years.

I'll end this post with RIP Octon [495119] who literally died while waiting for Crimes 2.0

Leaving Torn, Giving Away My Stuff · · 216 likes

Best wishes, I'll take the twins since you're giving stuff away.

You're welcome here. AI is not. · · 631 likes

Torn forums are scary for some. Some are afraid to post, and I wish others were afraid to post. Many warn you against posting because "le big bad"

 

However, there is no big bad. People may disagree, you may get downvotes, but ultimately nothing will happen. If people go after you for something you said, just back away for a minute and they'll be gone in a minute. There are a few exceptions but those are extreme, and if you're the type that's nervous about posting, you already have the self-awareness to not do one of those things. The only people I've went after hard were for legitimate sexual harassment or similarly extreme offenses.

 

So to the other point...AI. Listen dudes, AI is NOT going to help you understand the community, rewrite your post so we accept it etc. It's going to do the EXACT opposite. Many of us can spot it, and we hate it. It's better to have iffy grammar, and a bit of a messy post than AI. We're here for HUMAN interaction, despite it being "you" rewritten by AI, it strips away your personality from the post and it's really obvious.

 

Social interaction is no different than weightlifting, you gotta get past the awkward bit and just do it to get better at it or at least comfortable with it. In a world more and more bombarded by politics and AI, Torn is one place where both are to a degree limited (outside P&L) we value the human aspect, the imperfect aspect, the personalities. If not, we'd be arguing with propaganda bots on Reddit.

 

You're welcome here, AI is not. Don't be afraid to post, or be yourself. Most importantly DO NOT have AI review your post, it strips away your personality. If your only concern is grammar, try out Grammarly. AI that only checks English on the surface (also good for real life work stuff).

 

It's okay to make a mistake, say something stupid etc. No one is going to actually come at you in any significant way. In fact, in a world where people are increasingly withdrawing from social interaction and the value of being good at it is increasing, I'd say you should post more. Take your licks if you say stupid shit, and keep going. If not here, then where?

 

Just remember, questions belong in the questions forum.

 

 

Also, my inbox is open if you want to post but are unsure and really need a push.

RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 51 likes

Oh FFS I'm gonna be deadass here.

 

  • This isn't an auction thread
    • If you want a forum auction make a thread, link to it, and continue on.
  • Your starting bid is higher than a buyout should be set for that weapon.
    • Milkor 85% went for 22.55b years ago when normal wars were much more popular. It features 6 round reloads. It's worth more than this at 1:1 and the value is certainly lower today than it was when when extended merc payments could create 24b in value within 2 years at the time. So yeah the % is higher, the base weapon makes it difficult for most to use effectively though. If they were free and someone said pick one, almost all, if not everyone would pick the Milkor.
  • Prices for RW weapons simply aren't as high across the board as they once were.

 

TL;DR Use auction house, create an auction thread. But don't keep bumping for unrealistic bids here, and yes 25b starting bid is absolutely unrealistic and would be incredibly high for a buyout. Not only is it not priced to sell, it's not priced for anyone to even bid on. Beyond that, if you don't want to sell it, then don't. 25B starting bid is the silliest shit I've seen in a while though.

 

I get not wanting to entertain trash bid spam, but 25b floor is an equally trash number from your end. As someone that bid over 20b for the Milkor, this thing is not that. Oh and if by some miracle 25b is actual current bid, you should drop that thing before the buyer gets brain surgery and changes their mind. But since you didn't mention it as current bid I'm assuming it's not (and cause no one sane would pay that).

 

On the subject of buyouts, they're for FOMO, getting people to pay slightly more than you think it'd go for in a bidding war on the chance someone else might get it first. 20B buyout would be high for this weapon, 15B might be good enticement to get someone to leap. I'd aim for 15b buyout but I doubt anyone would blame you for TRYING a BO as high as 20b. Your starting ask is somehow higher. You got a good pull, you should take the win and set realistic pricing to cash in on it.

 

I'll just re-iterate that a 3x1 last hit weapon is incredibly difficult to use effectively so your buyer pool will be a lot smaller than for most weapons and the buyer pool while wealthy, is savvy players that are very selective with where they put their money and how much of it.

 

Edit: Milkor in question (sorry for light mode, not my SS)

 

Auction period for value reference at the time. Again, this is a time when merc contracts were running every week and people were paying over 6m for stricken hosps.

 

09:57:06 - 23/04/23 You were outbid on Jamar_Swope's auction of a Milkor MGL

RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 43 likes

Too late, beat dsla over the head with my kidney, stole his, and sent em both off to Berok.

 

Since everyone's asking

 

22:17:02 - 07/09/25 You added $35,000,000,000 to a trade with Berok increasing the total to $35,000,000,000 [view]

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Well since I got nothing did you know...

 

You can load up a profile by name?

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is the same as

https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?NID=Beerstein

 

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I don't mind the casino, but the massive epidemic of gambling among younger people tells me it probably actually shouldn't be in the game.

 

It'd need a replacement though for money sink, like create games you can play within Torn for torn currency like oldschool flash games or shitty mobile games but instead of paying RL money you pay Torn cash.

 

Before I get downvotes and rage, no, I'm not gonna debate about it and derail the thread lol. Go rage at me in the casino thread.

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I'd say ched should just delete em in Drugs 2.0 and compensate store value. At this point I'm convinced that'd just crash the servers though.

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Text is hard yo.

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17:34:54 - 27/09/26 You were sent $10,000,000 from someone with the message: your tits are way better than hers

 

Torn, such a kind citizenry!

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 I only have 15 seconds to expand my Mexico knowledge so it's taking a few trips.

 

Lemme tell you your timing could NOT be better friendo.

 

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This initiative aims to foster knowledge of Mexican history, strengthen national identity, and stimulate the creativity of young students by challenging them to tell a story about the Independence of Mexico in just 15 seconds.

 

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This contest is a wonderful opportunity for students to explore Mexican history in a modern, creative, and engaging way while developing teamwork and digital storytelling skills.

 

Tell the story of Independence in 15 seconds and show how young people can bring history to life!

 

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Point being, directors can be dicks if they want. You got a whole month to find better.

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