lazzaro

[1377606] Level 100 Champion Punchbag

Valence SS Total FodderSales Executive at Suicide $ Oil Inc. [SSC]

Observed 19 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · Torn public profile

lazzaro is a level 100 player in Valence who signed up on 13 Dec 2009. Their standout stat is Attacks won: #815, top 0.075% of ranked players.

#815 for attacks won top 0.075% of ranked players
#15 for token refills top 0.03% of ranked players
Signed up 13 Dec 2009 (16 years ago)
19 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 19 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,772 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,123; #133,777 tied with 50 others top 5.4%
Awards: 475; #9,684 tied with 106 others top 0.84%; +6 since Jan
Networth: -$1,226,715,144; unranked; −496,651,513 since Jan
Xanax taken: 4,597; #5,553 tied with 4 others top 2.1%; +313 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 178; #21,777 tied with 55 others top 17%; +13 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 1,488; #8,470 tied with 7 others top 3.4%; +146 since Jan
Attacks won: 27,516; #815 top 0.075%; +2,307 since Jan
Defends won: 440; #17,958 tied with 38 others top 2.7%; +96 since Jan
Revives given: 100; #16,988 tied with 69 others top 22%; +4 since Jan
People busted: 262; #24,570 tied with 90 others top 15%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 79,219; #11,649 top 2.5%; +7,859 since Jan
Races won: 22; #75,882 tied with 1,886 others top 57%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 5,256; #1,705 tied with 1 other top 0.79%; +255 since Jan
Time played (days): 149.4; #5,417 top 0.38%; +4.6 since Jan

What stands out 6

#815

Combat

Attacks won

27,516 top 0.075%

#15

Activity

Token refills

2,041 top 0.03%

#691

Hospital

Times hospitalized

25,891 top 0.034%

#699

Combat

Attack hits

138,543 top 0.043%

#26

Travel

Trips to Japan

1,744 top 0.021%

#700

Items

Items dumped

15,134 top 0.13%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,772 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 5

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#374

Combat

Attack misses

115,057 top 0.022%

#238

Combat

Attacks lost

5,681 top 0.034%

#1,065

Combat

Defends lost

18,505 top 0.053%

#66

Combat

Attacks won abroad

9,709 top 0.054%

#1,145

Combat

Critical hits

21,895 top 0.09%

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+6	469	475
Networth	−496,651,513	-$730,063,631	-$1,226,715,144
Xanax taken	+313	4,284	4,597
Energy drinks used	+13	165	178
Energy refills	+146	1,342	1,488
Attacks won	+2,307	25,209	27,516
Defends won	+96	344	440
Revives given	+4	96	100
Criminal offenses	+7,859	71,360	79,219
Times traveled	+255	5,001	5,256
Time played (days)	+4.6	144.8	149.4

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 19 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago

Xanax taken: 4,597; #5,553 tied with 4 others top 2.1%
Energy refills: 1,488; #8,470 tied with 7 others top 3.4%
Energy drinks used: 178; #21,777 tied with 55 others top 17%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 516; #5,390 tied with 8 others top 3.8%
Elo rating: 2,382; #8,206 tied with 16 others top 0.43%
Best damage: 8,826; #11,156 tied with 1 other top 0.78%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 19 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

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Forum posts (Torn's count): 48 · archived: 19 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Company The Red Oil Rig - HIRING → Valence Rig between 18 Jan and 19 Sep
Joined Valence [SS] (from Valiance Vanguard [VLNC]) between 18 Jan and 19 Sep
Left Valiance Vanguard [VLNC] (moved to Valence [SS]) between 18 Jan and 19 Sep

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