I made a fake screenshot and submitted it to the News like a month and a half ago - Totally forgot about it and was confused when I got this event this morning:
12:14:29 - 21/01/24 sugarvalves sent a Donator Pack to you with the message: Thanks for your question regarding Crimes 2.0. The article has just been published.
Went and checked the news article and lo and behold Grandma Schwarzenegger made it to the front page - no bug report needed
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Hello everyone,
Just to make one thing clear here, this post is about having the choice to choose something vs not having the choice at all!!!!!!!
One thing that has been on my mind for a few weeks now after I spoke to my drug free friend, is this little beauty;
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Now I would love to be able to use this effectively, experience the Sports Science Lab my self. But this will never happen, as you all know, I am an avid druggie who loves stuffing his face full of Xanax.
Question now is, should we (all of us) be able to reset our Xanax total if we choose to do so?
Is it fair that Chedburn ads a awesome gym that many cant even get the honor of using at all, while others can?
If I had been given the chance, one time offer, to reset my Xanax total so that I can play with fancy gym equipment in the SSL, I most certainly would. Perhaps adding a Xanax reset in exchange for a Point fee would be the solution?
Bottom line, adding a drug free gym that all us drug addicted hobos cant even use does not make much sense. When did Chedburn start to threat drug-free losers differently then pro Xanax users?
What is your opinion on this? Id like to hear form other drug addicted citizens regarding this Sports Science Lab and the fact you have ZERO chance to use the Gym.
Argue in the comments plz...
Just to make one thing clear here, this post is about having the choice to choose something vs not having the choice at all!!!!!!!
One thing that has been on my mind for a few weeks now after I spoke to my drug free friend, is this little beauty;
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![[image: cdn.discordapp.com]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899774527842709568/1073342876077019197/IMG_5458.jpg){kind=link}
Now I would love to be able to use this effectively, experience the Sports Science Lab my self. But this will never happen, as you all know, I am an avid druggie who loves stuffing his face full of Xanax.
Question now is, should we (all of us) be able to reset our Xanax total if we choose to do so?
Is it fair that Chedburn ads a awesome gym that many cant even get the honor of using at all, while others can?
If I had been given the chance, one time offer, to reset my Xanax total so that I can play with fancy gym equipment in the SSL, I most certainly would. Perhaps adding a Xanax reset in exchange for a Point fee would be the solution?
Bottom line, adding a drug free gym that all us drug addicted hobos cant even use does not make much sense. When did Chedburn start to threat drug-free losers differently then pro Xanax users?
What is your opinion on this? Id like to hear form other drug addicted citizens regarding this Sports Science Lab and the fact you have ZERO chance to use the Gym.
Argue in the comments plz...
Wow this is unacceptable. My devastation is immense and my tears are never ending.
Also to add to the sus, the fac that Goose is holding is the same fac Aya was trying to sell a couple months ago
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Something smells fishy and it's not me this time
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Something smells fishy and it's not me this time
Threw away over 1k days in a faction to screw over someone that he had an agreement with and that was his own faction mate.
Extra ironic to now be posting in the Faction Recruitment forum claiming to be a team player
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Rest in Piss
Extra ironic to now be posting in the Faction Recruitment forum claiming to be a team player
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Rest in Piss
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Atta boy, you only lose when you stop.
It's nice to have a forum sig made by a man who's lived in the trenches
21:02:50 - 04/07/26 You used 25 energy attacking Cussypat (with 1 other) and defeated them (chain #1) [view]
The ladyboys have drawn first blood. Take this as a warning
HE WHO TROUTS FIRST, TROUTS LAST
12:42:02 - 02/07/26 You changed your displayed honor bar to Thailand
This one is for the ladyboys, they deserve independence too
Times Available in TCT: 0100-0300
Available for main tournament: Yes
Available for prize races: Yes
Holy shit, Gay Maol is coming
Well done Black Statues on the win!
Gotta give huge props to both the NS2 teams, making it to top 2 and 3 as a random assortment of racers was pretty awesome. Usually I get out in the first round when I do solo tournaments lol
Additional shoutout to Flashe for making the worst racing tournament I've seen so far.
It was pretty impressive how much you managed to fuck up in the first 3 days of this.
Even better that NS2 had an additional challenge of Flashe's temper and ego when he not only banned me from the discord and blocked me for criticizing how poorly this tournament has been ran on top of him paying himself for setting it up, which was not clearly disclosed. He also blocked Indefatigable who was our race captain so we lost our point of contact for race info and passwords until Sp1n luckily stepped up to help. Special mention to Flashe pinging the whole tournament to threaten us when he got randomly attacked.
Truly remarkable work, maybe I'll just go jump in the sea now
These bombs are fun, the last one got me a nice intercept during an RW lol 
I was wondering how many emails I had to write before my suggestion was taken seriously.
You care about the threads on traveling inventory, I care about the ones on anuses. We're not the same
"At this moment, it is not possible to smuggle extra items home inside your anus, but the Torn City Times eagerly awaits such an update in a future phase."
You and me both buddy
I believe I might be the man for the job, perhaps more than just a scratch
That bottle of red is hitting hard tonight
It seems pretty fucking weird to post something by someone else that you knew was intended to be against LGBTQ people in this thread that was supposed to be for Pride. If you admittedly know it was meant to be homophobic, why post it here and not just report it to staff?
There's already enough hate in the thread without adding more and goading people to come to thread and stir the shit pot even further.
Happy Pride Month
Guess even with second thoughts you still support adding to the hate. That's quite ironic.
Torn.report also had a section on their site that's useful for looking at all of the books.
There's 44 books in total but the Duke book isn't actually available so there's only 43 that you can use.
22:29:06 - 02/06/26 You bought some Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $839,999 each for a total of $839,999
AND WHO HAS YOUR FUCKIN LEASH
Can't believe it's all ogre isn't here either 
Sign me up
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