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Co-Leader for Companies · · 61 likes


I currently run one of the steady 10* Farms and competition is quite narrow with them (a loss of ~200k profit for the entire week can easily take you down to 9*).

I was talking to the brilliant brooksey84 about a recent issue with my company where an employee left by surprise while I was gone for the holiday weekend on July 4 and we ended up stuck at 9* for a week since the person who left had a Retailer role which heavily affects sales and thus profit.

If I had someone in the company who could have just swapped two employee roles I could have avoided spending a week at 9*, but since I wasn't able to get on we had to wait a week to regain 10*.

My suggestion is that companies be allowed to assign a Chief Operations Officer (independent of their actual job within the company) that acts as a co-director and has limited editable permissions similar to the faction control panel. These would be the ability to change employee roles, adjust pay, train employees, open and close applications, and hire/fire.

10* Farm ONE SPOT OPEN 30k MANUAL! · · 4 likes


Do you love the smell of manure? If not, are you at least willing to tolerate it in order to swap 1 job point for 7 energy? Me too! Come join a 10* Farm!

We are looking for:


One person with 30k+ Manual!

Wages are 50k/day, the 10* special is the main "pay" - the equivalent of 4m/day in energy according to the price of cans (and it doesn't increase your booster cooldown!)

Free trains on rotation!

Chat me or drop me a mail to inquire if you have any questions.

Company Profile Link


Job Specials:
1 star - 50 happiness for 1 job point
3 star - 25% money from hunting
5 star - 1 Ketamine for 5 job points
7 star - 1 Small Explosive Device for 100 job points
10 star - 7 energy for 1 job point

Abuse/exploit of elimination team assignments. · · 8 likes


The amount of assblasted-ness this has generated is so worth it, wow.

Mugging after the update. · · 12 likes


When you get mugged, all the money remaining on your person is now "mug-safe" for a certain amount of time. After an hour, you can be mugged again for a small percentage. After about 6 hours you can be mugged again for around 75% of the original mug. As time passes, the money you still have on you becomes vulnerable to mugging again.

If you have been mugged and now have 100m on you as you come out of hosp, that 100m is temporarily safe. If you now make a sale for 200m, that 200m is vulnerable to mugging (even though you are now carrying 300m). Any time you add "new money", as it were, to your cash on hand, that money is muggable.

Community Manager · · 29 likes


Ched is absolutely awful as a community manager and needs someone in that seat that isn't him. Every time he makes a decision or takes a public stance it goes to pieces.

I am one of the 204 filthy genderbenders.

That said, soon as PP gets elim'd and I can get out of hosp I'm off Torn for good, a game where the admin will repeatedly change or break game rules by using mid-game scoring changes, invincible NPCs, and otherwise illegal attacking scripts "because you deserve it hurr hurr" for non-gamebreaking behavior is not a game worth playing.

The gender swap might have been a dirty trick but it was not a bug or exploit, just the result of an administrative oversight that Ched himself even acknowledged before everyone started salting the forums and it suddenly became "a problem". If you think punishing 200 active players for what was basically a harmless prank is a good idea you are too biased.

Have fun fellas, it was fun for a while and now it's not.

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Farewell Torn · · 3 likes


Just sent Champ 8b, enjoy it bud and thanks for all the shitposts. Real SA forever!

Farewell Torn · · 27 likes


As one of the genderbending 204 I now retire from Torn City a champion (but not THE champion, as that is reserved for God Emperor Champion alone). Once you've defeated the admin themselves there's nothing left to accomplish in an online game. Gave away all my stuff already so no you can't have anything.

But seriously, the level of admin interference and dramaposting was pretty ****in cringe and unprofessional, so screw that noise I'm out.

Bye.

Buying or Selling a Company? -Advertise Here- ·


Selling 10* Farm, routinely in top 5% of all farms. Great employees that rehab and don't go inactive. Will include directions on how to keep it 10* with very low effort.



2.2b

Community Manager ·


Doubt it, have fun.

Community Manager · · 3 likes


I'm not upset, but a game this large where an admin independently does things this dumb is not worth being involved in.

I had fun but not enough fun to sit through that kind of stuff.

You guys do you, gg no re.

A picture is worth a 1000 words · · 7 likes


And all it took was the admin changing and breaking all the rules to save you 9000 burly men from 200 mean she-devils[:laughing:]

Community Manager · · 29 likes


Ched is absolutely awful as a community manager and needs someone in that seat that isn't him. Every time he makes a decision or takes a public stance it goes to pieces.

I am one of the 204 filthy genderbenders.

That said, soon as PP gets elim'd and I can get out of hosp I'm off Torn for good, a game where the admin will repeatedly change or break game rules by using mid-game scoring changes, invincible NPCs, and otherwise illegal attacking scripts "because you deserve it hurr hurr" for non-gamebreaking behavior is not a game worth playing.

The gender swap might have been a dirty trick but it was not a bug or exploit, just the result of an administrative oversight that Ched himself even acknowledged before everyone started salting the forums and it suddenly became "a problem". If you think punishing 200 active players for what was basically a harmless prank is a good idea you are too biased.

Have fun fellas, it was fun for a while and now it's not.

Poll: Your thoughts on Duke joining the comp · · 1 like


The real question is, since scripting is now legal how long til Relentless the new #1 faction in Torn?

THE DUKE IS GREASED UP AND READY TO GO · · 8 likes


Hahahahah wow we won so hard the ADMIN is assblasted over it. God damn that is amazing.

keep moaning about PP ·

keep moaning about PP ·


PP hoorah

keep moaning about PP · · 3 likes


Salt futures plummet as market oversaturation takes hold! SELL, SELL SELL!!!

keep moaning about PP · · 2 likes


I should have added a poll...

keep moaning about PP · · 26 likes


It's the most fun the forums have been since Champion started rustling jimmies



Genderbending powergamers have you totally assblasted?

Do you just HAVE to tell the world?

Do you want to shriek about how a thousand players should be banned?



Spread your salt here!

A thought on the Pirates situation · · 28 likes


Nobody is targeting Pirates just because Marlon is in there.



That's just a bonus.

who cares · · 7 likes


Yeah, a bug or exploit is an unintended vulnerability in the site or network. Using a known feature to swap genders to get on an all-female team is neither. It might have been unanticipated, but it's still not a bug.



Don't strain your shoulder with that rrrrreeeeach

Abuse/exploit of elimination team assignments. · · 8 likes


The amount of assblasted-ness this has generated is so worth it, wow.

Sink the Pirates! How YOU can help eliminate Pirat · · 6 likes


Marlon will go off his meds and melt down in rage, so there will be a quick whirlwind of pointless GIFs and then nothing.

I was a top ****in' chainer a while ago... · · 4 likes


I'm going to ask the real question: Why should we care? Wow you chained a decade ago... grats.

Sink the Pink! How YOU can help eliminate PP. · · 4 likes


The amount of assblasted-ness by everyone else in the forums has made this competition 100% worth it