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Men's Mental Health Awareness Month · · 712 likes

Hello there Gentlemen and catfishes, It is the month of June, which, among other things, means Men's Mental Health Awareness.

 

I post this late, as I didn't want this to compete with the pride crowd's celebration of their identity, some people online have already made this an us vs them issue online, which shouldn't be the case.

 

The mental health of men has been steadily declining across the west for a multitude of subtle reasons over the past decades, driven to the extreme by dating apps and onlyfans (no hate for the girls, I respect the hustle), so I want to ask all you reading this, go ahead and check up on your buddies, send them a funny video, meme, meet them for a cold one, whatever applies.

 

I thought it would be appropriate to post facts and statistics about the issue, but then thought better of it as that can be quite depressive and this post is mean to be positive and uplifting (no asshole Beerson today).

 

If you are struggling with depression, economic situation or just overall down, know that things will always get worse before they get better, it is worth to persevere.

 

Thankful for torns solidarity with the LGBTQ · · 71 likes

This isn't P&L, keep the political stuff out of GD.

Item Market Opinion ? · · 226 likes

5% tax AND get mugged by cheaters that Ched refuses to address.

10% tax basically getting mugged by Torn.

Brought to you by a retard pretending to be an economist and a gullible game owner who believes him.

 

Another step closer to take an indefinite break from Torn.

 

BTW Ched lied to us.

We were promised there wouldn't be any more changes without an announcement.

Where announcement.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 3 likes

  • Manual labor 146,500
  • Intelligence 135,327
  • Endurance 145,529
  • Total 427,356

 

Active more or less daily.

 

High pay and or excellent perks. (70d until next bank investment, so 10* oil has no value to me rn)

OC 2.0 · · 121 likes

Ched already said that high end OC (PA equivalent) will have their rewards (significantly) reduced to increase rewards for the lower end, pretending like the pixel money is finite and he needs to budget for OCs, probably another great idea of that retard Lt_Wormtongue.

bogie says the rewards should be higher now, let's see how it turns out with failure rate etc.

 

So savor your PA income, the Chedding doesn't stop, Ched is getting ready to shit in our cornflakes again before the end of the year.

 

As to how OC 2.0 will look, my guess is that it will award items, at least partially, and possibly require items (finally some use for Forgery) further reducing the profit.

It will lead to creation of more Noobtrap factions promising OC split to lure in more noobs to abuse and profit from.

 

There will be massive outcry in the GD about these changes, retards will come out from the woodwork to tell us to "give it a chance before judging it" not realizing they're talking to people who can use both halves of their brain, and don't need months to comprehend a simple problem.

 

Bogie will lash out at players.

Sugarvalves will lie and gaslight in a newspaper article.

Ched will say they have plans to improve it, won't elaborate and instead will wait for us to forget about it.

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Congratulations Cheesus, you got us the Fuck word. · · 4 likes

Censorship is temporary, Fuck is eternal.

Flying 2.0 · · 14 likes

Flying just got exciting everybody!

Sarcasm aside, with how much resources Torn already eats in the browser, I'd rather they went back to static page with that.

 

Let's see what update to flying we get in 2027, maybe that will be the one system in the "game" that is fun to engage with.

Recommend Selling Losses to Newbies ·

Way to prove my point, you have the reading comprehension skills of a grade schooler.

Nowhere in my post was I talking about you specifically, I was addressing everyone who keeps making this dumb argument, hence "you guys", if you took it that way, you should also see a psychologist about your narcissism.

Vote for staff · · 4 likes

"A little out of hand recently" is a massive understatement. Making bogie of all people a community manager was the single worst decision Ched has made, and there's a lot to pick from over the decade and half I've been here.

Recommend Selling Losses to Newbies ·

What in the stupid am I reading.

 

You guys trash others for selling losses based on idiotic "logic" but when someone trashes you for it now it's "a sign that your point isn't as valid as you think."?

 

Take an IQ test buddy, I guarantee you that you ain't as smart as you think you are.

Recommend Selling Losses to Newbies · · 12 likes

It's a moron mentality. Also old players forgetting that noobs can't just print money as soon as they start an account.

 

Anyone who can rub more then 2 braincells together will find out that selling couple losses to afford Xanax and maybe DP is objectively better since it leaves you with more E to use on leveling then if you didn't. Also sometimes the juicy targets might no be available so you can sell couple of losses instead of going for low exp.

 

Just don't get scammed or lowballed and you'll come ahead of others.

 

PS: Also old players forget that at the start, Happiness has massive impact on stat growth, to the point where you can skip month(s) of training in a single happy jump, the idea of incrementally exponential gains and free passive income is so ingrained in them that they can't comprehend new player circumstances and optimal gameplay.

Green Leaf Read-Only Restriction · · 1 like

.(sold) · · 2 likes

Another scammer, India will never be able to beat the allegations (this is joke, obviously, not hate)

 

Shame on you for going as far as lying and making up the software you didn't use, straight to the (s)hitlist.

What's the closest you've come to quitting Torn? · · 4 likes

When bogie falsely accused multiple players of real life crimes he fabricated, even saying he will get police involved, in order to justify to us their fedding over a forum fight he himself started, never apologized, never made it right, never stepped down. Instead he kept pursuing their friends, as recently as TheFerrett's fedding.

 

The only reason I'm still here is that this is the last game I play with my friend of many years (who recruited me to the game), and the good people in Monarch make it more tolerable to stay here.

Mugged while waiting for Russian roulette opponent? ·

I'd like to refer you to the Guides section of the forums because you clearly have holes in your understanding of basic game mechanics.

 

Mugging works by giving the mugger % of the money you have in your wallet, in the guides you will find out how to protect your money from getting mugged and much more.

Poll: Do you watch OC animations? ·

I'm not sure what you mean exactly, haven't touched that for a year, but I guess that can be considered relatively new as well.

Poll: Do you watch OC animations? · · 9 likes

It was kinda interesting the first time (first time ever, not first time per scenario), got old really fast, I wish I got the option to disable it so I just see the result without extra steps like in the old system.

 

The problem with it is that it has absolutely no tie to the gameplay, it's just windowdressing, and without substance it lacks any meaning and becomes just a superficial waste of time.

Movie Recommendations. Thread. Drop Your Best Pick · · 1 like

I read the book series long time ago, didn't know there were movies, I'll have to give it a look, tho I'm not sure they can do the books justice.

Movie Recommendations. Thread. Drop Your Best Pick ·

Brother (2000) One of my all time favorites

Should i join any faction im a new player? · · 1 like

Do join a faction asap, but do NOT join faction that doesn't have at least few hundred thousand respect, not only do they not provide necessary perks, but faction without solid amount of respect that is recruiting newbies is a gigantic red flag, either the leader is clueless and incompetent, which will damage the member's gameplay, or they're looking to abuse newbies, which might not be worse, but it's still bad.

 

I'd aim at 400k respect at minimum but do try to to get into a faction above 1 million respect, there are many who recruit even fresh newbies and the amount of respect a faction has is to a significant extent a measure of competence of the leadership, if they can't afford or aren't willing to buy a shell with at least 500k respect, they have no business leading a faction.

 

PS you're getting downvoted because you posted in the wrong forum, this belongs in Questions and Answers, be mindful of Forum etiquette or you'll suffer consequences, it doesn't take much for people to target you in this game and people always need targets for chain attacks and such.

Egg spawn rate for older players ·

Definitely something wrong with the egg spawns.

I didn't collect single egg last year (I was lazy to install the plugin to be able to click thru all the obscure pages, honestly shit event design), this year I found like 3 after flying to multiple countries, I should've found at least a dozen by now just for the last year's eggs.

lol · · 3 likes

I hate to agree with Warriordud but yeah, not a shop if you can't even set prices, also how is this "High roller shop", it's more of a "Garbage bin deals" half the stuff is trash that's only useful for recycling.

Does Torn need an Ombudsman? ·

You of all people I'd expect to be able to read.

 

Danutercisd [2988601]

Yes, there needs to be a Staff manager. It's not like it needs to be a complete third party. Someone who doesn't use their power to get a leg up in the game and is as fair as possible to both players and staff would be the best option. An Ombudsman is a little overkill since it's a browser game, but there does need to be less bias in the team and more accountability for them.

Does Torn need an Ombudsman? · · 1 like

You must be one of those people allergic to truth, many such cases.

 

Keep seething.

Does Torn need an Ombudsman? ·

Do not lie please, at least afford us enough respect not to boldly lie in our faces.