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Always late to the party, Below I'll grant 0ffline's request and Zigs's

The always hard of understanding and hearing Genie, gives you play dough to use to make up your own mind. You find the construction of the synapse and other electrical systems difficult and it makes you "nervous". HA!

As for one of 0ffline's requests:


The ever hasty and hard of hearing genie GBB knows nothing straight and provides you a rambling curvy Sunday drive down the history of Bueno Excellente:

Buenos beginnings were actually humble but unlike his name, he grew up on the mean streets of Detroit, Michigan.

Not much is known about his early days, and it seems his rise to stardom was quick like a shooting star as it enriches children each Saturday morning in between cartoons.

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When a tango singer from Buenos Aires came to Detroit, Bueno was smitten by the lure of the lights and fame. So he grabbed his kitten mittens and jumped a train with the tango singer on the long trip to Buenos Aires.

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Much of the late childhood and adolescent years only exist I the memories of a few as Buenos early Memoirs were lost in the great Detroit Fire.

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Oddly enough there are plenty of surviving stories of Mittens during this time, but Mittens later years are gone during the great crash of Torn City. I digress.that was a different story all together.

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The Tango is a saucy dance that describes of the dichotomy of love.

[image: i.ytimg.com]

This is how Bueno came to be called Bueno. Not only by his teachers and mentors, but also by the people who got to dance with him.

[image: visitbirmingham.com]

Ever tired of the aging Tango Singer and the romps across boudoirs and venues across North and South America, Bueno left the Tango Singer to pursue Excellence.

Bueno became a choreographer who taught the likes of Mata Hari, Bob Fosse, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Tina Turner, Gregory Hines, and Paula Abdul.

Buenoss shelf life for fame was extended by becoming a panelist on the Popular Game Show Match Game where he hung out with the likes of Bret Somers, Charles Nelson Riley, Richard Dawson, and a revolving door of actors, actresses, singers, dancers, and shady people.

[image: i188.photobucket.com]

Until this episode everything was grand. During this episode, Charles Manson terrorized him from above, Bill Daily was making rude advances to GypsyTears, Bret was off her meds, and Charles Nelson Riley invited BeerStain up for a sexy party. It was too much and she broke down that night after filming.

From 1975 to 2001, little is known for sure about this dark time in the "hystery" of Bueno. There have been a lot of photos published in the National Enquirer, but none have been validated. Several stories were caught as hoaxes to boost sales.

[image: i188.photobucket.com]

Sometimes it seemed like slow news days made Bueno the headliner.

Rumor has it he invested in a little taco venture to provide excellence in Mexican dining to millions:

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What no one knows is that in all of the quiet time away from the media, Bueno has been working under an assumed name of Megan Foxxx. This is why we call him Excellente.

[image: i1233.photobucket.com]

Now that I have rambled incessantly taking you on a twisted path of Bueno history, Id wish to hear the story of Mittens!

The ever benevolent Master Genie with a slight hearing issue immediately goes to work with a WTF closed mind without the slightest knowledge or care for what it is. Instead he finds a map to it:

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And it leads you to the main factory. Unfortunately the door mapped out wasn't the best choice.

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And you fall right into the conveyor belt:

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The Soylent Green Factory looses it's ability to sell or distribute the recipe. Soylent Green goes underground during the Soylent Prohibition years of Torn City.

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Now take that for being such a "speak-easy" woman! ;-)

I wish for wonderful music in this new era of Prohibition!

Granted. Time is spun backwards to just before the head-in-beam incident. Unfortunately, space-time-continuum doesn't like being spun backwards and wormholes open up in the oddest of places. On the other side of the beam you are sucked into the new wormhole. Good news is your taller. Bad news is you bang your head a lot more now and you're stuck in a bad episode of Quantum Leap.

I wish for a reboot of Quantum Leap starring vlasktom and beerstain!

The Great and Powerful Almghty Genie (and partially senile) has decded to Grant you your wsh.  

You are now the proud owner of a calendar full of the cast of Sweet Charity from the Torn Theatre Tribe.   I hope you're a real Big Spender, otherwise  these beauties on this calendar will disappear!

I wish for a big Broadway production and not some cheap Torn City wannabe production.  We need glamour and talent with a cast of stars!

The Great and Powerful Almighty Genie ( And partially deaf) has decided to Grant you your wish. Everyone in Torn City has a very good lay, except you. On a simple walk home from your daily chores, you have witnessed things so ungodly and perverted that you will have nightmares for the rest of your life. On the way home you slip on some bodily fluid and fall flat on your face into the nastiness that is covering the streets and you wonder to yourself why didn't they just do it between the sheets? You get home to take a shower and find that the water is clogged from God knows what and go to bed dirty sticky smelly and sore.

All I wish for is a tall ship and a star to sail her by!

ROOM 222. Name of a TV comedy.

Teacher Pete Dixon tries to teach tolerance to the students at Walt Whitman High School.

I would like to file a formal complaint against that nasty prick of a casino worker you call Leslie!

This is the prestigious Torn City Casino, not Dick's Last Resort. I pay good money to play your casino games and waste my money on pretty lights and sounds, not to come here and be insulted all night long by a drunk, shunk-breathed employee. Yes he reeks of Gin, regretful sex, and bad decisions.

Sadly he was the only employee you had on the floor that night so I had to deal with it. And as the night grew longer be situation became worse. He started telling stories about his pathetic life, awkward stories about wetting the bed, and eventually thought he was a Kung Fu master and kicked me in the neck.

I demand a Feathery Hotel Coupon for compensation for a bad evening and hospital expenses.

~GBB

Granted. Time is spun backwards to just before the head-in-beam incident. Unfortunately, space-time-continuum doesn't like being spun backwards and wormholes open up in the oddest of places. On the other side of the beam you are sucked into the new wormhole. Good news is your taller. Bad news is you bang your head a lot more now and you're stuck in a bad episode of Quantum Leap.

I wish for a reboot of Quantum Leap starring vlasktom and beerstain!

Back when I first came to Torn City, we only had one lottery and only 6 jobs to earn money to buy into those lotteries! Of course we had 12 types of crimes as well <evil grin>. My things have changed!

Granted, your Wish account isnt corrupted, but blessed! You start to receive a lot of random packages from China 6-8 weekes later. So many in fact that the Postmaster reports you to the Department of Homeland Security.

One weekend morning You are awaken abruptly from a SWAT team who has busted into your bedroom with guns pointed at you. You're taken without a chance to even change clothes to a dark dungeon looking location where you are water boarded for days because You will not admit to being a spy for China.

Damn, that escalated slowly and painfully!

I wish for cranberry flavored lolipops!

Goose Juice -- Ride Into The Danger Zone
Damp Valley -- Wet Your Whistle in Damp Valley
Crocozade -- The Energy Drink That Bites Back

The Great and Powerful Almghty Genie (and partially senile) has decded to Grant you your wsh.  

You are now the proud owner of a calendar full of the cast of Sweet Charity from the Torn Theatre Tribe.   I hope you're a real Big Spender, otherwise  these beauties on this calendar will disappear!

I wish for a big Broadway production and not some cheap Torn City wannabe production.  We need glamour and talent with a cast of stars!

The Great and Powerful Almghty Gene (and blnd now) has decded to Grant you your wsh.  

But no one knows what a cgarette s since t has no "eyes" lol.  They gve you a hookah nstead whch s very cumbersome to carry around all day.  You eventually qut smokng.   Between the ncotne wthdrawals and havng a hard time readng sentences wthout the letter 'I' you go mad.  

Wsh for the full alphabet back!

** somehow i answered the wrong wish and couldnt delete it.  

The Great and Powerful Almighty Genie (and partially deaf) has decided to Grant you your wish. Shots are not allowed outside anymore!  

You realize this is a mistake when you are held at knifepoint, and the police can't take a shot because you are outside.  You spend months in the hospital trying to heal from the knife wounds!  

I wish for a cure for hearing loss.

The Great and Powerful Almighty Genie ( And partially deaf) has decided to Grant you your wish. Everyone in Torn City has a very good lay, except you. On a simple walk home from your daily chores, you have witnessed things so ungodly and perverted that you will have nightmares for the rest of your life. On the way home you slip on some bodily fluid and fall flat on your face into the nastiness that is covering the streets and you wonder to yourself why didn't they just do it between the sheets? You get home to take a shower and find that the water is clogged from God knows what and go to bed dirty sticky smelly and sore.

All I wish for is a tall ship and a star to sail her by!

I came to Torn by accident in reality. I subscribe to a local board called Freecycle. Someone illegally posted clickbait advertising that they had a free game they wanted to give away. When I got in and read about the game I thought it was like Grand Theft Auto via web browser. I couldnt get GTA to work on my slow computer so I gave this a try thinking we were all supposed to be bad asses. After a few years you actually make friends, some of which are lifelong friends of mine now in real life. I'm no longer Torn, because this is my game. This is my home.

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Always late to the party, Below I'll grant 0ffline's request and Zigs's

The always hard of understanding and hearing Genie, gives you play dough to use to make up your own mind. You find the construction of the synapse and other electrical systems difficult and it makes you "nervous". HA!

As for one of 0ffline's requests:


The ever hasty and hard of hearing genie GBB knows nothing straight and provides you a rambling curvy Sunday drive down the history of Bueno Excellente:

Buenos beginnings were actually humble but unlike his name, he grew up on the mean streets of Detroit, Michigan.

Not much is known about his early days, and it seems his rise to stardom was quick like a shooting star as it enriches children each Saturday morning in between cartoons.

[image: vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net]

When a tango singer from Buenos Aires came to Detroit, Bueno was smitten by the lure of the lights and fame. So he grabbed his kitten mittens and jumped a train with the tango singer on the long trip to Buenos Aires.

[image: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com]

Much of the late childhood and adolescent years only exist I the memories of a few as Buenos early Memoirs were lost in the great Detroit Fire.

[image: matchbin-assets.s3.amazonaws.com]

Oddly enough there are plenty of surviving stories of Mittens during this time, but Mittens later years are gone during the great crash of Torn City. I digress.that was a different story all together.

[image: scontent.cdninstagram.com]

The Tango is a saucy dance that describes of the dichotomy of love.

[image: i.ytimg.com]

This is how Bueno came to be called Bueno. Not only by his teachers and mentors, but also by the people who got to dance with him.

[image: visitbirmingham.com]

Ever tired of the aging Tango Singer and the romps across boudoirs and venues across North and South America, Bueno left the Tango Singer to pursue Excellence.

Bueno became a choreographer who taught the likes of Mata Hari, Bob Fosse, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Tina Turner, Gregory Hines, and Paula Abdul.

Buenoss shelf life for fame was extended by becoming a panelist on the Popular Game Show Match Game where he hung out with the likes of Bret Somers, Charles Nelson Riley, Richard Dawson, and a revolving door of actors, actresses, singers, dancers, and shady people.

[image: i188.photobucket.com]

Until this episode everything was grand. During this episode, Charles Manson terrorized him from above, Bill Daily was making rude advances to GypsyTears, Bret was off her meds, and Charles Nelson Riley invited BeerStain up for a sexy party. It was too much and she broke down that night after filming.

From 1975 to 2001, little is known for sure about this dark time in the "hystery" of Bueno. There have been a lot of photos published in the National Enquirer, but none have been validated. Several stories were caught as hoaxes to boost sales.

[image: i188.photobucket.com]

Sometimes it seemed like slow news days made Bueno the headliner.

Rumor has it he invested in a little taco venture to provide excellence in Mexican dining to millions:

[image: bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com]

What no one knows is that in all of the quiet time away from the media, Bueno has been working under an assumed name of Megan Foxxx. This is why we call him Excellente.

[image: i1233.photobucket.com]

Now that I have rambled incessantly taking you on a twisted path of Bueno history, Id wish to hear the story of Mittens!

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Granted.

The terribly hard of hearing genie says:

"You are forced to listen to YoYo Ma forever as it's the only record the DJ owns to spin.


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I wish for more diversity in music!

I went to the page and put in my API information and I have hit enter but nothing comes up. I'm not used to such new things so what step am I obviously missing? Thanks! GBB

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The Maniacal Master Genie GBB, who is hard of hearing, is sure he got this one right!

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Tis the season correct?

I wish to be forever immortalized on the album cover of Sgt Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band.

The Maniacal Master Genie GBB, who is hard of hearing, provides you the copy of the fresh cut book Apples and The Man provided to you pre-distribution while the entire time you read it, the song "Always" by Atlantic Starr Plays overhead, in the car, on the radio, or on TV.

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I wish things were about to get real visual and graphic! ;-).

The day it opened I found like four or five things. Then had to get back to work. Went back later and every other day since and haven't found a thing.