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Look, if you had one shot... or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted... in one moment, would you capture it or let it slip.

hilgars palms are sweaty, knees weak, batteries for the rolex too heavy, vomit on his sweater already Evil-ducks asahi.

What if... the biggest names of all of torn went against eachother.

we all seen what happened to staff after they got their ass kicked by _dude, fluffy sure as hell remembers... but this aint about fluffy this aint about u. this only about peoples who matter/ or i hate. and if u don't make this thread then i am sorry sunshine but u aint worthy. bend them knees roll out the red carpet because a kj thread is in bound.

3 teams. randomly mixed, you could have philistines and me on the same team although that aint gunna happen cos i don't work with _dudes sloppy seconds which means i aint working with phils mom either. enough chat

here are the teams.

Team legends: team leader Killahj, hilgar, tiller, bodybagger, chibs, champion.

Team lavish: team leader evil-duck, _dude, bogie, sharpmid, 1070, python.

Team weasels: team leader 84n3, philistines, lane, sharkeyfive, lillypink, z_junior.

Think its fair to say team legends top trump is champion and bodybagger while the weak links being hilgar and chibs. with ME and tiller leading the pack.

as for team lavish i think the top trump in their team has gotta be _dude and bogie as they would conquer forums in just one night, weak links are python although he has the looks to pull any woman he wants and 1070, with ed leading the flock like the true alpha wolf ov

team weasels got philistines cheds personal bitch. and with 84n3 on their team they gonna learn the art of weasling about from a pro weak links sharkeyfive and lillypink for sure.

Who would win this torn mash up, and should this idea be used in future for competitions tell me why or why not below

It's no secret amongst the torn community that torn females are some of the harshest wildebeest known to man, and when pissed off these torn females are deadly (especially in herds) and can shatter what ever little pride and confidence you have almost instantly and leave you nothing more than a 50 year old man in global chat creeping around on any young torn female the slime ball can get his hands on... but i digress.

Before i get onto how to tame them and how to make them YOURS, here's a list of torn females who this won't work on.

1.) Nobody.... every ****ing torn female is capable of being charmed, even the harshest of the harsh... for example the player 'TheLuvlillypink' , here are a few examples of my recent progress on taming her.

WARNING: VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

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TO THIS.

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Now, it wasn't an easy journey, in fact BCM16 tried taming some torn females and in the progress lost his sight, arms and legs, so be warned this is not an easy craft to master and many of torn players risk their life doing it on a daily basis.

SO KILLAHJ, HOW DID YOU DO IT?- Here is how i did it, and here is how you can do it too!

Be a dickhead at all times, have it your way or no way, show no emotion or empathy, treat them like they're nothing and you and your friends are everything, put them down on a continuous regular basis and basically let them know that you are above them and YOU are in charge. Follow all this AND YOU TOO can become a torn god.

General Discussion: Has my advice helped you?, are you currently trying to crack down a female, if so how is it going... is their any girl on torn that you feel this wont work on.

P.S No females allowed to comment on this thread, Boys and men only... oh and no Hill007 either, that guy is not welcome here.  

I have been wrong in my assumptions that the player 'theluvlillypink' is beneath me, she is in fact a far superior player... blah blah blah.... i was wrong to think that my brainpower was anything compared to hers blah blah blah.

I lost an IQ test vs her and now i am stuck making this thread- stay in school kids, become a doctor and you won't have to make these threads like i do, stay away from drugs... do your homework... stay away from paintbrushes.

I here by announce that i b...b...b...bend the knee.

GD: What players on this game are superior to you, how do you live with yourself day to day knowing that you are retarded

Is this the part where i say all of them are idiots and get a load of karma ?

I'm the last man standing.

If sharpmid does not reply to this comment within 24 hours i am the true winner.

Sharpmid, stop hiding, crawl out of the woodwork and face me.

You take pride in being Evil-ducks and kartys bitch?, wow... then again i didn't really expect much from a person who ran sharpminds faction into the ground, you are going to run TMB into the ground also.

Oh shit, it just clicked... maybe the reason you kiss nova's ass is so that he can give you free advice on how to run a faction correctly?

Face it sharpshit, you've not been relevant since before the japan trip, you came back from a 100 day ban unmotivated and sloppy and now you're trying to find fame again living off my name.

I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.... and now it begins  

Kelly, your nudes will be leaked shortly after lillys, go make me a sandwich both of you

Keep talking shit and them ass photos i have ov you are going global

lmfao you are a genius 

Look, hilgar and WIB are both much higher level than I.

They would make much better filler, just to fill you in

You mean by me winning a fight against you and you self hosping before i can finish it?

Don't worry aint no man ever wanting to tame you, you have no need to read this thread.

'Before i get onto how to tame them and how to make them YOURS, here's a list of torn females who this won't work on.

1.) Nobody.... '

Don't make me prove it. 

Lmao, you little dumb ass bitch you think im taming YOUUUU, YOU LOOK DUMBASS BITCH I AINT TAMING YOUUUUUU, GOT A MILLION TRILLION THINGS I'D RATHER ****ING DOO

Oh my bad, i spelt 'Nova' wrong.

Maybe when your big and strong it might be more sufficient to write such threads but as it stands you are a little bitch so therefore i welcome you to my own detention centre, welcome to the shitlist 

LOL, what the **** are you going to do against bcm16, the guy has no arms and hes STILL a gypsy bare knuckle champion, good luck.

Dya lyke dags?

What are you trying to say?, that she only likes people with money? that shes married to the ****ing bank?

You son of a bitch stente, keep that sort of slander out of my forum threads

ugh, i hate you, you have already been tamed, and i have posted sufficient evidence of it, once tamed you can not become un tamed, im afraid you are property of killahj now.

 

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Killahj- mugged Sweeney_Todd for $212,097 #TrollHunter

just facts

He gave up on trying for girls years ago, he thought he might have better luck with boys, well tbh any luck with boys is better than no luck with girls

haha ill leave you on read #badboi

Work on your stats, stop playing the forums, noob

Killahj- hit Sweeney_Todd with his Frying Pan in the head for  1968