Half-Pint

[1707401] Level 96 Legendary Coward

Dexter's Laboratory DL Energy TechnologistStore Manager at The Glass CannonMarried to Maxorsson

Observed 22 Sep 2026 · 5 days ago · Torn public profile

Half-Pint is a level 96 player in Dexter's Laboratory who signed up on 7 Feb 2013. Their standout stat is Best damage: #5,468 (tied with 2 others), top 0.38% of ranked players.

#5,468 (tied with 2 others) for best damage top 0.38% of ranked players
#10,657 for time played top 0.75% of ranked players
Signed up 7 Feb 2013 (13 years ago)
28 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 22 Sep 2026 · 5 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 96; #9,680 tied with 535 others top 0.4%; +3 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 4,974; #286,805 tied with 244 others top 12%
Awards: 476; #9,576 tied with 95 others top 0.83%; +20 since Jan
Networth: $8,509,584,133; #27,502 top 1.2%; +1,472,895,154 since Jan
Xanax taken: 2,970; #11,757 tied with 3 others top 4.5%; +615 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 77; #30,798 tied with 147 others top 25%; +1 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 1,234; #11,021 tied with 14 others top 4.5%; +230 since Jan
Attacks won: 7,312; #15,062 tied with 2 others top 1.4%; +252 since Jan
Defends won: 192; #39,406 tied with 208 others top 5.9%; +26 since Jan
Revives given: 1; #67,047 tied with 11,142 others top 100%; +1 since Jan
People busted: 69; #45,045 tied with 278 others top 27%; +53 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 85,977; #10,004 top 2.1%; +15,845 since Jan
Races won: 90; #41,342 tied with 340 others top 31%; +1 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,082; #26,330 tied with 26 others top 12%; +330 since Jan
Time played (days): 94.6; #10,657 top 0.75%; +10.6 since Jan

What stands out 6

#5,468tied with 2 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 2 others

12,547 top 0.38%

#10,657

Activity

Time played

94.6 top 0.75%

#27,502

Economy

Networth

$8,509,584,133 top 1.2%

#10,347

Combat

Money mugged

$423,305,926 top 1.2%

#6,026tied with 8 others

Activity

Best activity streak

tied with 8 others

1,356 top 0.73%

#9,576tied with 95 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 95 others

476 top 0.83%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Easter eggs found: 44 — #5 (tied with 270 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 14 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+3	93	96
Awards	+20	456	476
Networth	+1,472,895,154	$7,036,688,979	$8,509,584,133
Xanax taken	+615	2,355	2,970
Energy drinks used	+1	76	77
Energy refills	+230	1,004	1,234
Attacks won	+252	7,060	7,312
Defends won	+26	166	192
Revives given	+1	0	1
People busted	+53	16	69
Criminal offenses	+15,845	70,132	85,977
Races won	+1	89	90
Times traveled	+330	752	1,082
Time played (days)	+10.6	84	94.6

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 22 Sep 2026 · 5 days ago

Xanax taken: 2,970; #11,757 tied with 3 others top 4.5%
Energy refills: 1,234; #11,021 tied with 14 others top 4.5%
Energy drinks used: 77; #30,798 tied with 147 others top 25%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 94; #35,930 tied with 221 others top 26%
Elo rating: 2,134; #15,357 tied with 33 others top 0.8%
Best damage: 12,547; #5,468 tied with 2 others top 0.38%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 19 Jan 2026 and 22 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 54 · archived: 28 · threads started (archived): 3

Threads started 3 most recent

Brown nosing the boss book Company Discussion · 2 Nov 2025 · 1 reply
Selling Castle(2700) Properties · 23 Nov 2015 · 1 reply
Castle Properties · 8 Sep 2015 · 0 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Company none → The Glass Cannon between 19 Jan and 22 Sep
Faction position Chemist → Energy Technologist between 19 Jan and 22 Sep

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