$91,722,124,327 has been deducted from your account. You account has been identified as one of a few severely exploiting bookie mechanics. We have calculated this to be the amount due for removal from your account in order to reverse all profit gained.
I am here to tell the story of why the bookies is limited to max bets of 10m.
Using this system I made a profit of $92 BILLION from 153 winning bets.
Ched: If you are reading this you need to suspend betting on Horse Racing immediately.
Relentless if you are reading this, HMU.
As far as I am aware, this has been occurring for more than the past month, it is only now that the HOF seem to have figured out the system that the restriction has come into effect. In fact, I have been doing this since last year.
This is not variance betting but more arbitrage betting.
There are two fatal flaws in the Torn Bookies system
Flaw 1:
The bookies on Torn is run using the Betfair API. Weirdly I believe that Torn still pulls the game data (Name, Teams, Date etc) using the Betfair Exchange API, but then pulls the odds using the Sportsbook API. Anyway, I digress. The API pulls updates every 10 minutes on torn at The 10thminute, e.g at 11:30, 11:40 etc. This isn’t very useful for variance betting,but what it is useful for is betting on horse racing. In horse racing when a horse is injured, or the trainer doesn’t want to run the horse because of track conditions they will pull them out of the race. When this happens bookmakers normally update the odds immediately or suspend betting while a new book is made. In torn this doesn’t update until the 10-minute mark. This gives you 10 minutes to take advantage of betting conditions that are GUARANTEED to make you money.
Flaw 2:
Horse Racing on torn does not have a rule 4. Rule 4 means that when horses pull out of races, there is a deduction in winnings on bets placed at the higher odds to account for a horse pulling out.
How does this make you money?
This can make you billions of dollars in a day, and this is how I did it.
First you monitor the racing news for the races on torn that day. Pretty much only Australian races work at this point. So I used Racingaustralia.horse to monitor for scratchings (horses that are pulling out of the races) using the distill Firefox plugin. I set it to check for changes every 30 seconds.
You then check to see if horses in your race were scratched. You want the horse with the best odds of winning to be scratched.
Then you use your handy spreadsheet to calculate the bets. In this example the horse with the best odds of 1.62 was scratched. This means that you can bet on all the other horses while they still have high odds! The money is spread out using a calculation that means no matter which horse wins, you will always win money. In the below scenario, you are always going to have a return of $4b, from a total bet of $2.6b. giving you a $1.4b profit.
And that is pretty much it. You just have to sit at your computer for 2 hours between 8 and 10pm TCT waiting for racing news to come in.
There are a few more complexities than that which can help you predict races that are going to be profitable in the future if you want to actually gamble. But the crux of the system is that you can make guaranteed profit.
What made this system even better is that on Friday, the bookie API didn't update for HOURS. This meant that scratchings could accumulate and make you big money.
Don't believe me?Here is my proof that this has worked for over 9 months. I quit when I saw the bookies win/loss ratio was coming close to 1.000. I knew it was over.I still made $92b. [image: snipboard.io]
Little Stompers are proud to offer our new attacking Services!
We have a wide range of services available from wall sitting, long hospitalizations, racket acquisition and general warring.
For reviews please see the 2nd post!
All of our associates have the following merit upgrades:
10/10 Mugging 8/10 or higher Outgoing Hospitalization
We provide our own drugs and point refills. Further hits can be made free of charge if boosters are supplied.
Service List & Prices Wall Sitting - We will sit on your territory wall and continually rejoin the wall for the duration of your war. Price - $35m / Day. Clears - $2m each. 3 Day territory defense special - We will sit on and and continually join your territory wall for the entire duration of an assault. Price - $90m (If the war ends early you will pay for the number of full days rounded up.) Hits made while using your boosters will be free of charge.
Team Warring - Our 5 man team warring package is the most effective way to win your war! We have 5 highly active individuals with an effective stat range of 4.5b - 12b. Our high activity, knowledge, and dedication will help you overcome the odds and win your war. Price - $150m /day. Clears - $1.5m each.
Outgoing Hospitalizations - We will hospitalize your enemies repeatedly. With 80-100 minutes additional hospital time, we are sure to make your enemies feel the pain for just a little longer. Price - $2m / Hit. Request # of hits or time frame to keep target in hospital. Bulk / Long Term discounts available. Mugging - We will mug your target with 10/10 mugging merits. Price - $2m per hit + 50% of any amount mugged over $1m.
Chaining Services - We will participate in your chain the following prices:
5k Chain - $1.5m / hit (minimum 50 hits) 10k Chain - 1.25m / hit (minimum 100 hits) 25k Chain - 1m / hit (minimum 250 hits)
Hits made while using your boosters will be free of charge.
Please give 36-48 hour notice for chaining to allow stacking.
Little Stompers maintains an active database of targets for each member. This means that we can always provide you with high 2.9-3x multipliers for each hit in your chain, without using wall hits. If you chose to use wall hits then obviously we will use whichever gives you the most respect.
Rackets Pricing:
*NEW* Racket Acquisition - We will assist you in acquiring a new racket for your faction. Price - 50% of your racket income for the first 100 days.(If the racket disappears then we will consider the contract over. If the racket levels up you will owe us 50% of the new level income. This is the risk we take since rackets disappear or can be taken.)
Please give 36-48 hour notice for Racket Acquisition to allow stacking.
*NEW* Racket Defense -We will enter into a contract with you to provide protection services for your racket. Price - 50% of your racket income per day.There is no fee for hits made or wall sitting during racket protection. If racket levels up then the owed amount will be 50% of the new income. If racket disappears then the contract is considered over. Can't see what you're looking for?
Mail me and we can come up with a package that suits you! Members for Hire:
_SB_ - Stats - 7b Total - 9.5-10b maximum effective
Rekker - Stats - 8b Total - 11-12b maximum effective
Phatboyy - 3.5b total - 4.25-4.5b maximum effective (50% discount for PB services)
Contact _SB_ by mail to arrange contracts. Using mail instead of chat means I will get a notification and will likely respond quicker! After the initial mail we can use chat.
So for the last couple of weeks I've been selling myself for wall sitting, warring and general attacking purposes to make some money. (Shameless Plug)
In that time I've noticed that quite a few of my jobs have been for relatively small and unknown factions trying to defend their rackets against 'proxy' factions owned by some of the largest HOF factions in the game. These aren't your typical sub-faction situation but are factions that literally exist to take over rackets owned by weak factions and are then left empty, save a couple of players who funnel the profits back to the main faction.
My question to GD is, do you think that these 'proxy' rackets are good for the whole racket system in general?
Honestly I think we will see these proxy factions quiet down a lot once rackets start to level up to 4 and 5, and the HOF begins some real wars over the best of them; but right now I know of a few leaders of small factions who feel disheartened that their old spots have been taken out by factions that now sit largely empty. There is no limit to how many of these 'proxies' one faction could own, so a single faction can hold down multiple territories all over the map to gain resources through the rackets system. Should this be allowed?
We made this work in LS with 3 API keys and like 2 hours of setting up a basic web page. Ofc it takes a little bit of knowledge, if you're that salty then just f**king learn how to do it.
If you're trying to run a search against every player in Torn then you're probably doing it wrong.
Maybe chedburn will give everyone a level playing field in the future, free 3 Xanax a day, 4 FHCs and no rehab cost. Everyone starts at level 100 with 60nnb. Would you be happy then?
The only way to catch up is to bend the rules, and even then you get bent over and f**ked. If I still had a sub I'd expect a little packet of KY jelly from chedburn and Co for this month