parsons

[1814555] Level 98 Heroic Punchbag Abroad

ARKHAM A$YLUM ARK TherapistSecretary at Baby Oil [Hiring]Married to Arubar

Observed 24 Sep 2026 · 3 days ago · Torn public profile

parsons is a level 98 player in ARKHAM A$YLUM who signed up on 24 Dec 2013. Their standout stat is Attacks won: #4,646, top 0.42% of ranked players.

#4,646 for attacks won top 0.42% of ranked players
#1,713 for one-hit kills top 0.32% of ranked players
Signed up 24 Dec 2013 (12 years ago)
48 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 24 Sep 2026 · 3 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 98; #8,726 tied with 452 others top 0.36%; +1 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 4,657; #391,787 tied with 296 others top 16%
Awards: 478; #9,391 tied with 102 others top 0.81%; +10 since Jan
Networth: -$4,390,380,655; unranked; −1,270,368,585 since Jan
Xanax taken: 974; #31,563 tied with 10 others top 12%; +50 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 87; #29,376 tied with 127 others top 24%; +24 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 1,044; #13,367 tied with 18 others top 5.4%; +10 since Jan
Attacks won: 14,864; #4,646 top 0.42%; +455 since Jan
Defends won: 245; #31,602 tied with 117 others top 4.7%; +32 since Jan
Revives given: 738; #6,312 tied with 9 others top 8.1%; +2 since Jan
People busted: 422; #18,402 tied with 21 others top 11%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 96,009; #8,013 top 1.7%; +13,667 since Jan
Races won: 204; #21,590 tied with 68 others top 16%; +12 since Jan
Times traveled: 3,801; #3,656 tied with 2 others top 1.7%; +14 since Jan
Time played (days): 67.1; #16,222 top 1.1%; +1.8 since Jan

What stands out 6

#4,646

Combat

Attacks won

14,864 top 0.42%

#1,713

Combat

One-hit kills

8,762 top 0.32%

#606

Crime

Counterfeiting offenses

25,673 top 0.19%

#4,440tied with 1 other

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 1 other

10,330 top 0.22%

#2,487tied with 3 others

Jail

Times jailed

tied with 3 others

1,737 top 0.29%

#998tied with 4 others

Items

City finds

tied with 4 others

2,548 top 0.34%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Hunting skill: 100 — #1 (tied with 3,787 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+1	97	98
Awards	+10	468	478
Networth	−1,270,368,585	-$3,120,012,070	-$4,390,380,655
Xanax taken	+50	924	974
Energy drinks used	+24	63	87
Energy refills	+10	1,034	1,044
Attacks won	+455	14,409	14,864
Defends won	+32	213	245
Revives given	+2	736	738
Criminal offenses	+13,667	82,342	96,009
Races won	+12	192	204
Times traveled	+14	3,787	3,801
Time played (days)	+1.8	65.2	67.1

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 24 Sep 2026 · 3 days ago

Xanax taken: 974; #31,563 tied with 10 others top 12%
Energy refills: 1,044; #13,367 tied with 18 others top 5.4%
Energy drinks used: 87; #29,376 tied with 127 others top 24%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 214; #18,927 tied with 86 others top 13%
Elo rating: 1,953; #21,864 tied with 35 others top 1.1%
Best damage: 6,911; #18,663 tied with 3 others top 1.3%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 20 Jan 2026 and 24 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 61 · archived: 48 · threads started (archived): 28

Threads started 5 most recent

CANDLE SHOP NEEDS NEW PLAYERS Company Recruitment · 15 Oct 2024 · 0 replies
CANDLE SHOP FOR NEWBIES Company Recruitment · 4 Jun 2024 · 0 replies
Selling Flight Delays! Buy two get one free! Trading Post · 19 Dec 2023 · 0 replies
Selling Flight Delays! Buy two get one free! Trading Post · 16 Jun 2023 · 0 replies
Selling Flight Delays Trading Post · 4 Oct 2021 · 0 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Faction position Maniac → Therapist between 20 Jan and 20 Aug

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