Basically it's free stuff for new players. Choose any number under 100, many numbers will get you something free but one number is the jackpot. Im only giving to those who need it. I'll I ask is that you like this thread. *** All my items left are junk so the final prize will be a cash prize to whoever wins the jackpot. I'll only accept one guess per person. (If I get more items I will send them to whoever hasn't received though)
1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
2. ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
3. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
4. A seal walks into a club...
5. I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
6. I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
7.What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
8.I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
9.I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
10.My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.
Well I have been away from Torn for over a year now, but I'm officially returning. First thing I notice as I arrive on the outskirts of the city in a muddy-yellow cab being driven by a dark man of ambiguous race is my merits. I have several, when I left I had one. The most peculiar thing I noticed upon arriving at the nearest financial offices was my networth. Somehow it had risen to 18,000,000$. I do not own a expensive house, nor items, and due to recent Colombian related activity I have no money. Can anybody explain this escalation?
Santos is born as a tank, the docs said its miracle level stuff that he was magically fighting with those torn up knees, he wasn't supposed to be able to even walk. Plus as long as he's standing, he could floor any man on this planet if they don't have full guard up and distance to move, even Jon Jones. Jon seemed to just have high focus and low ego that day, which is good for his skull and his record.
The more stats you have the more you gain. Don't know why people never mention this. Training Strength while at 5,000,000 strength gives you more STR than training it while at 500. Plus all the other reasons/ways.
Well I have been away from Torn for over a year now, but I'm officially returning. First thing I notice as I arrive on the outskirts of the city in a muddy-yellow cab being driven by a dark man of ambiguous race is my merits. I have several, when I left I had one. The most peculiar thing I noticed upon arriving at the nearest financial offices was my networth. Somehow it had risen to 18,000,000$. I do not own a expensive house, nor items, and due to recent Colombian related activity I have no money. Can anybody explain this escalation?
Basically it's free stuff for new players. Choose any number under 100, many numbers will get you something free but one number is the jackpot. Im only giving to those who need it. I'll I ask is that you like this thread. *** All my items left are junk so the final prize will be a cash prize to whoever wins the jackpot. I'll only accept one guess per person. (If I get more items I will send them to whoever hasn't received though)
Choose your favorite fake religion. Leave a like if you give a fudge. No not that kind of fudge. Now go, answer the poll. Poll is love poll is life. Oh yeah and couple of the choices are jokes so try not to get too butthurt.
****Bandosianism is from Rune------Scape not Torn City thats just the censor. If I'm actually not allowed to mention the name of a 3-d rpg fantasy adventure game then thats weird, but regardless if me mentioning that that is weird is not allowed then second disclaimer *Rune--------Scape sucks dont play it (Sorry RS fans I'm trying not to get warned.
Screw my old idea, I think it would be cool if when praying there was a text form where we could enter the name of the god we believe in to suit each individual's ideals, for example: Christian:You pray to god Muslim: You pray to Allah Jewish: You pray to G-D CORJ: You pray to Raptor Jesus