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Lets play the Abbreviations game · · 1 like


Damn i just noticed i was in company recruitments

Lets play the Abbreviations games · · 1 like


To play Abbreviations, one of you abbreviates what youre up to example: In a coffee shop in town becomes IACSIT and the other sets about trying to unabbreviate your short sentence back to its original form. Be prepared for some rude replies.




Random Descriptions of stuff · · 1 like


This set of armor has a squared helm with a rounded opening leaving just the eyes exposed. Attached to the top is a bear head shaped ornament piece.
The shoulders are fairly oval, tall and fairly small in size. They're decorated with rows upon rows of animal claws, all of them curved towards the backside.

The upper arms are protected by rounded, fully covering rerebraces which sit quite well under the shoulderplates. The lower arms are covered by vambraces which have rows upon rows of small metal pieces, mimicking fish scales.

The breastplate is made from various layers of pointed metal sheets. It covers almost everything from the neck down and ending at the groin, but the sides are only covered near the bottom.

The upper legs are covered by a skirt of many layers of metal sheets reaching just below the groin. The lower legs are protected by greaves which have a metal snake curling around them

My Own Story Deranged Raymond Johnson · · 1 like

A Short Story
by Kyro


Richard Gobble looked at the squidgy banana in his hands and felt shocked.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his sleepy surroundings. He had always loved idyllic Truro with its vivacious, vigilant volcanoes. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel shocked.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Raymond Johnson. Raymond was a deranged vicar with fat arms and fat feet.

Richard gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a cowardly, arrogant, cocoa drinker with handsome arms and ginger feet. His friends saw him as a klutzy, knobbly knight. Once, he had even saved a rabblesnatching toddler that was stuck in a drain.

But not even a cowardly person who had once saved a rabblesnatching toddler that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Raymond had in store today.

The snow flurried like drinking pigeons, making Richard stable.

As Richard stepped outside and Raymond came closer, he could see the drab smile on his face.

"I am here because I want some more Twitter followers," Raymond bellowed, in a patient tone. He slammed his fist against Richard's chest, with the force of 6559 goldfish. "I frigging hate you, Richard Gobble."

Richard looked back, even more stable and still fingering the squidgy banana. "Raymond, oh my God they killed Kenny," he replied.

They looked at each other with active feelings, like two tame, thankful toads gyrating at a very optimistic Valentine's meal, which had drum and bass music playing in the background and two noble uncles swimming to the beat.

Richard studied Raymond's fat arms and fat feet. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you some more Twitter followers," he explained, in pitying tones.

Raymond looked cross, his body raw like a big, brave blade.

Richard could actually hear Raymond's body shatter into 9587 pieces. Then the deranged vicar hurried away into the distance.

Not even a mug of cocoa would calm Richard's nerves tonight.
THE END

(This is obviously a joke story)

Cant use job points from fitness center comp · · 0 likes


Just what the title says in the 5* fitness center im am in right now i cant use any of my job points

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My Own Story Deranged Raymond Johnson · · 1 like

A Short Story
by Kyro


Richard Gobble looked at the squidgy banana in his hands and felt shocked.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his sleepy surroundings. He had always loved idyllic Truro with its vivacious, vigilant volcanoes. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel shocked.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Raymond Johnson. Raymond was a deranged vicar with fat arms and fat feet.

Richard gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a cowardly, arrogant, cocoa drinker with handsome arms and ginger feet. His friends saw him as a klutzy, knobbly knight. Once, he had even saved a rabblesnatching toddler that was stuck in a drain.

But not even a cowardly person who had once saved a rabblesnatching toddler that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Raymond had in store today.

The snow flurried like drinking pigeons, making Richard stable.

As Richard stepped outside and Raymond came closer, he could see the drab smile on his face.

"I am here because I want some more Twitter followers," Raymond bellowed, in a patient tone. He slammed his fist against Richard's chest, with the force of 6559 goldfish. "I frigging hate you, Richard Gobble."

Richard looked back, even more stable and still fingering the squidgy banana. "Raymond, oh my God they killed Kenny," he replied.

They looked at each other with active feelings, like two tame, thankful toads gyrating at a very optimistic Valentine's meal, which had drum and bass music playing in the background and two noble uncles swimming to the beat.

Richard studied Raymond's fat arms and fat feet. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you some more Twitter followers," he explained, in pitying tones.

Raymond looked cross, his body raw like a big, brave blade.

Richard could actually hear Raymond's body shatter into 9587 pieces. Then the deranged vicar hurried away into the distance.

Not even a mug of cocoa would calm Richard's nerves tonight.
THE END

(This is obviously a joke story)

Random Descriptions of stuff · · 1 like


This set of armor has a squared helm with a rounded opening leaving just the eyes exposed. Attached to the top is a bear head shaped ornament piece.
The shoulders are fairly oval, tall and fairly small in size. They're decorated with rows upon rows of animal claws, all of them curved towards the backside.

The upper arms are protected by rounded, fully covering rerebraces which sit quite well under the shoulderplates. The lower arms are covered by vambraces which have rows upon rows of small metal pieces, mimicking fish scales.

The breastplate is made from various layers of pointed metal sheets. It covers almost everything from the neck down and ending at the groin, but the sides are only covered near the bottom.

The upper legs are covered by a skirt of many layers of metal sheets reaching just below the groin. The lower legs are protected by greaves which have a metal snake curling around them

Grave · · 1 like


The story is about a patronizing arch-mage, an unwise dungeon delver, a quiet circuit priest, and an archer. It starts in an outpost in a magical universe. The critical element of the story is an unveiling. The need to kill someone to stop a prophecy from coming true is an important part of the story.

Grave · · 1 like


Man im really looking forward to these stories Heres my own

This is an exploitation-style story with an emphasis on how people are a lot alike. The story is about an unpopular traitor, a barbarian, and a homely demonologist. It takes place in a fortress in a university town. The critical element of the story is treason. A sudden increase in dangerous monsters is a major plot element.


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Manual labour: 5,063
Intelligence: 1,011
Endurance: 8,864

Sadly not drug free I login in every day mainly looking for pay

Sig Auction · · 1 like


500k pretty nice

Cant use job points from fitness center comp ·


Oh lol i just noticed i switched companies

Cant use job points from fitness center comp ·


Just what the title says in the 5* fitness center im am in right now i cant use any of my job points

Death Note 2015 ·


Hmm I never heard of it

Musicians ·


80s Pop (Drums And Guitar)

Lets play the Abbreviations games ·


Haha not even close but funny

Lets play the Abbreviations games ·


YBOD Is the first abbreviation

Lets play the Abbreviations games · · 1 like


To play Abbreviations, one of you abbreviates what youre up to example: In a coffee shop in town becomes IACSIT and the other sets about trying to unabbreviate your short sentence back to its original form. Be prepared for some rude replies.




What is Anime/Manga? ·


Its not f**king cartoons

Death Note 2015 ·


Do you mean the manga? or the anime?

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·


Active daily M looking for daily trains
  • Manual labour: 5,031
  • Intelligence: 906
  • Endurance: 8,639

New faction looking for faction image ·


Just looking for a Cheap picture For faction Mail me

Lets play the Abbreviations game ·


Losers are your families pwnable Likeable Loser War friends cuh

Lets play the Abbreviations game · · 1 like


Damn i just noticed i was in company recruitments

Lets play the Abbreviations game ·


To play Abbreviations, one of you abbreviates what youre up to example: In a coffee shop in town becomes IACSIT and the other sets about trying to unabbreviate your short sentence back to its original form. Be prepared for some rude replies.