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SPD vs DEX · · 13 likes


A one day old player with the highest level beaten being a level 100 is impressive ;)

Rare items from fedded players should be auctioned · · 21 likes

Suggestion - rare items from perma-fedded players should be put on auction. The proceeds can then be added to the church funds. It's already been planned these funds would be used to compensate players under certain circumstances. There are some extremely rare items that have been lost by players who were fedded, it would help to bring the items back into the game.

Flying a private plane on Torn · · 2 likes


As soon as you rent or buy an PI with an air strip you have access to private flights.

However the plane you have is a Jabiru Model J160 Kit Aircraft.

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Can someone PLEASE explain how it's possible for this slow aircraft (100 kts cruise speed) with a range of around 1050nm on a good day (700nm is recommended) to fly from Torn City, which is somewhere near Atlanta, to Johannesburg, South Africa, in just over three hours.

The distance from Atlanta to Johannesburg is 8433 miles

So that's nine flights of an average of 937 miles, going at 100 knots (111mph) - so just over 9 hours per flight. Let's allow a 30 minute refueling (although how to re-fuel half way over the Atlantic in a small training kit plane is another issue). With a bit of rounding ten hours is reasonable. So 90 hours...

180 hours return... That's one hell of a flight for a few plushies, flowers or Xanax.

Can someone feasibly explain how to pimp out a Jabiru Model J160 Kit Aircraft to go 10x max distance at 30x max speed?

Best Christmas Costume - Christmas 2016 · · 13 likes


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Version 2, thanks to Idiocracy. This was about take 7 as I got the giggles.





I wanted a weapon more pathetic than a plastic sword ;)

British visa questions · · 5 likes


There are four beautiful questions on the UK visa application.


In either peace or war time have you ever been involved in, or suspected of involvement in, war crimes, crimes against humanity, or genocide?Yes/No-- Change War Crimes
Have you ever been involved in, supported or encouraged terrorist activities in any country?Yes/No-- Change Terrorist activities
Have you ever been a member of, or given support to, an organisation which has been concerned in terrorism?Yes/No-- Change Terrorist organisations
Have you, by any means or medium, expressed views that justify or glorify terrorist violence or that may encourage others to commit terrorist or other serious criminal acts?Yes/No-- Change Terrorist views
Ok... Here are my questions.As it doesn't specify if this includes MMORPGs...

Do I need to declare and involvement with dirty bombs on Torn (while never being involved with a faction that has dropped one, I have been in a faction that has one)
During my time on Torn I have attacked numerous people, left some on the street, hospitalised many as part of gang violence, mugged a fair few (mostly those who have been sleeping for months/years). I've been involved with a huge multi-gang war with the Ninjas. I've been involved with a very active dog tag collection fights.

I've been arrested many times for crimes ranging from petty theft through to attempted assassinations.

Can I declare this and still get a visa?

And then there's other games I've played...




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Countdown timer to next Crime 2.0 release ·

Having a timer to the next crime release would give something to look forward to,  deadlines help motivate developers and those working through other crimes would also have increased motivation. 

 

Any negatives?

Ched's up to some shit again · · 2 likes

Meanwhile driving a racecar while is hospital and prison is perfectly normal...

You know you've been playing Torn too long when... ·

Must try harder

You know you've been playing Torn too long when... · · 2 likes

You know you've been playing Torn too long when...

... this look is nothing unique 

 

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SS vs Wolverines + 3 subs + outsider help?? · · 1 like

 

Wonderful timing. Will have my face flat on the keyboard and use snoring attack.

Torncon Leaks from Ched · · 7 likes

Next TornCon everyone needs to wear:

 

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URT Summer Steward Callout ·

I'm available 10am-1am TCT. 

 

All dates up to 11 July and 21 July onwards, 12-20 July some limitations due to travel but still active enough to set up races and check results.

 

Times Available in TCT: 10:00 - 01:00 TCT

Available for the main tournament: Yes

Available for prize races: Yes

Reviving mission targets ·

Of course the other option is more targets. I think this needs to be a factor when the next crime boss goes live. I believe that's coming soon™.

Reviving mission targets · · 6 likes

The lack of mission targets, especially for stronger players, often means waiting at the hospital door and piling in hoping to be the one who sends them back into the emergency room.

My suggestion is a small change that would at least ease things slightly - that all mission targets have revives enabled. It would improve the value of reviving and increase options for those waiting for mission targets. Should the player return to Torn they could get a notification that their revives have been enabled due to them being a mission target, which they can, of course, immediately revise.

STATE OF EMERGENCY ·

https://youtu.be/zMnKNHNfznE?si=udrnU97cjOG3Gv9e

New merits/honours · · 6 likes

Banksie - get 5* reputation for graffiti in all areas of the city

New merits/honours · · 3 likes

Groundhog Day - buy the same item five consecutive days

DNA testing ·

No relatives less than second cousin showed on 23andMe.

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how long it takes to unlock misions ·

Coming soon™

Are there many UK players ? ·

Not sure if it's considered decent

Similar to (different colour):

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New merits/honours · · 4 likes

Audible - read 20 books
Bookworm - read 30 books
Librarian - read 40 books

Are there many UK players ? · · 1 like

Queensbury - I know technically it's Bradford

My final interview is next week, don't want to curse it!

Crime 2.0 part 11 - life after Cracknig · · 3 likes

Forcing is a strong word. Updating is part of any website/game.

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The Neumune Tablet ·

Why are they called Neumune Tablets when they are capsules?

It would be better to shorten the name to Neumune ;)

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Note this image is generic, so don't point out that Neumune is red and white. Nor conspiracy theories that the colours match the flags of Poland and Indonesia ;)

Also, shouldn't it be a needle?

i am human!!! ·

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